Fantastic email...

[Feek]

I bought a CD (http://www.boat-drinks.co.uk/showthread.php?t=10040) and just received this

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Sunday, November 30th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

I wonder that if it doesn't turn up in a gold-lined box whether or not I'd have a case against them ;)

[Blighter]

They seem a bit desperate :p

[Mark]

Perhaps you should ask them for an environmental impact assessment. ;D

[Beansprout]

Awesome :D

Nicer than this gem I woke up to today because a guy e-mailed with more details about a complex issue at 10pm yesterday (I'd previously told him to email me more info and I'd get back to him) and hadn't had a response by 4am:


Not quite sure just what is going on with you guys at the moment? Sometimes I get a reply from the real Seb or Dominic, and sometimes it's a Clone

Anyways: 8 Hours and 12 minutes - and still awaiting a response. If nothing is here when I wake-up next time I will be looking for a new webhosting service - - just like the one yourselves provided before the accountants took over Your Banana Boat!

You want Monkeys? - I seem to have them already

I think I'm a clone now, there's always two of me just hangin' around...

[Mark]

I'll see if I can get hold of Rick Deckard. No doubt he'll know what to do about the duplication. ;D


Free smiley for the first person who can identify the named 'person'.

[Blighter]

Harrison Ford? :D

[Mark]

Looks like you got it, even if you didn't give the right answer (ambiguous question tbh). Here's your smiley -> :)

[Blighter]

YAYYYY FREE SMILEY :D xx

[Belmit]

Dear CDBaby.com,

Round up the townsfolk for the Black Parade; I'm returning the CD.

Yours,
Feeky.