Oh dear... work outing related.

[SidewinderINC]

Ummm...

I went to my works christmas do last night, had the horrible food, drank the VERY horrible wine, drank a lot more of the very horrible wine.

And now I don't remember the end of the night, or much of getting home.


Scope for having done something very stupid? HIGH.

Possibility of being hounded about it on monday? EVEN HIGHER.


I've checked the outbox on my phone, I didn't send any messages to anyone so that can only be a good thing!


Watch this space for updates.



Anyone else have any tales of mishappenings at work do's?

[Tak]

;D ;D you daft plonker :p

No mishaps for me - I just don't go :p

[SidewinderINC]

I can haz memory!!! but it's not good.

I threw up on the coach on the way back to work! :(

[Belmit]

You noodle!

I drank some very good wine last night, then polished off the rest of a bottle of gin. Woke up fully dressed, but tucked up in bed, with the TV on the xbox feed, but the xbox was off. No idea what happened.

[Del Lardo]

um let me think.....

Year 1 - Me and a mate perform an erotic dance on the CEO when he ventures onto the dance floor.

Year 2 - I come up with the cracking idea of the same mate dunking his balls into the CEOs pint when he goes to the gents (mate was wearing a kilt).

Year 3 - Joined a collegue on stage for a chorus of "Bob, Bob, you're a ****ing knob" (CEO was called Bob). Luckily out of the senior staff only the finance director heard and he thought it was so funny he joined in.

As you may have guessed I didn't think much of the CEO and when I left a few months later (of my own accord) I stated his ineptitude as one of my main reasons for leaving :D


In year 2 another collegue made the mistake of sleeping with a rather unattractive lady and made the even bigger mistake of trusting us to keep quiet :D

[SidewinderINC]

Now that is impressive!

I've been told about some more of the evening - turns out I didn't do anything else disgraceful, and there were a couple of people in a worse state than me.

[karbon]

we got totally wrecked last year.
there was just me and 1 other guy from my team out. so we got everyone else's drinks tokens. we were meant to have 5 free drinks each. we ended up with 40 tokens when standing at the bar half way through the night

also all 12 of the places at the table we were sitting at happened to be away when the lady was round giving out table wine, we didn't know what they wanted (honest guv') so they all got a glass of red and a glass of white......


thankfully i managed to avoid the post night out party in someones flat in a less than savoury area of the city, but i got a phone call from said teammate who did go in the morning, poor guy.


i've never actually done anything bad at the work night out section, went out after one and ended up in a lockin in the sub club and went home with someone that wasn't the girl i lived with.

[Blighter]

Now that is impressive!

I've been told about some more of the evening - turns out I didn't do anything else disgraceful, and there were a couple of people in a worse state than me.

BORING :p

[Tak]

Weren't you meant to be posting some photos?!

[SidewinderINC]

Weren't you meant to be posting some photos?!

None have been put to the book of face yet, and I didn't really go around taking photos of myself :p

When I get them, you'll get them :p

[SidewinderINC]

So, No massive telling off, no fine (as of yet) and just a lot of managers taking the **** out of me all day :p