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Admiral Huddy
06-01-2009, 15:52
***** Breaking News **** Stephen Hawkins was sent to hospital late last night with broken bones, cuts and bruises. It was reported that he had been on a date.

Apparently, she stood him up.

;D:lipsrsealed:
Desmo
06-01-2009, 16:15
;D
Pebs
06-01-2009, 16:41
ROFL!!!

What do you call two robbers?

A pair of nickers
Mark
06-01-2009, 20:24
Have a chuckle from me, even if it is factually incorrect (he has a form of MND). :)
Burble
06-01-2009, 20:33
Made me laugh :)

It's Hawking btw, not Hawkings
cheets
06-01-2009, 20:48
I thought she left because she didn't like his tone.
Lynnie_pitch nee Leigh
06-01-2009, 21:04
;D Agreed Cheets you evil git ;)
G|mp
06-01-2009, 21:27
Bravo :D
Burble
06-01-2009, 21:29
That made me laugh far more than the joke did cos he actually said 'Hawkins' ;D

I'd like to say it was entirely deliberate but that wouldn't be entirely true :)
Admiral Huddy
07-01-2009, 10:39
It is the Hawkins.. Him, his chairand his ZX80 :p
Mark
07-01-2009, 11:00
Isn't it a bit early for you to be on the sauce? :p
Admiral Huddy
07-01-2009, 11:58
Isn't it a bit early for you to be on the sauce? :p


Never too early to be on the sauce!
Von Smallhausen
08-01-2009, 20:55
***** Breaking News **** Stephen Hawkins was sent to hospital late last night with broken bones, cuts and bruises. It was reported that he had been on a date.

Apparently, she stood him up.

;D:lipsrsealed:

That is discriminatory humour against people with Motor Neurone disease and I'm telling.

(;D)
iCraig
08-01-2009, 21:47
I would pay him £1000, to say, "My cock is expanding"
Admiral Huddy
09-01-2009, 17:31
That is discriminatory humour against people with Motor Neurone disease and I'm telling.

(;D)

:p
Admiral Huddy
04-02-2009, 17:28
Life before computers..

Memory was something you lost with age..
An application was for employment.
A programme was a show on TV.
A cursor was someone who swore a lot.
A Keybaord was a Piano.
The web was a spiders' home
A virus was the flu.
A hard drive was a trip down the road.
A mouse pad was were a mouse lived
and if you had a 3" floppy you just kept quiet about it and hoped nobody found out.

:)
bam
04-02-2009, 18:00
Life before computers..

A programme was a show on TV.

:)

Still is, program is the proper words for computer, umm, programs </pedant> :)
Knipples
04-02-2009, 20:51
Why dont Scousers like blow jobs?

Cos Scousers dont like any kind of job! ;D

*Hides*
Mark
04-02-2009, 21:14
I hope you've got the obituary ready :eek: ;D
Admiral Huddy
04-02-2009, 22:48
Still is, program is the proper words for computer, umm, programs </pedant> :)

There's always one :p
A Place of Light
05-02-2009, 01:50
Last weekend I copped off with a girl who had brittle bones disease.


What a little cracker she was.
Wryel
05-02-2009, 09:36
Last weekend I copped off with a girl who had brittle bones disease.


What a little cracker she was.

Smashing!