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Inspired by Michael McIntyre - this has entertained me for the past 20minutes now!
You can basically replace the word "boink" from a sentence like "I was boinked last night" and replace it with... pretty much anything from a tool box... and 95% of the time it sounds awesome!!!
It's so incredibly immature but so so funny at the same time!
You can even use tool box!
"I was totally toolboxed by Picky last night!"
Hahahaha!
Pumpkinstew
09-01-2009, 17:55
"I'd give that Lisa Snowdon a right good adjustable wrenching!"
Even betterer - you can use it for meaning drunk too!
Ie:
"I was completely monkey wrenched last night!"
:D
Pumpkinstew
09-01-2009, 18:10
"4 pints of that rotgut and I was absolutely tin snipsed."
I like this game. It involves sex, beer and man tools.:)
i drank till i was spirit levelled then ratcheted her till the early hours
I like this game. It involves sex, beer and man tools.:)
I gnoes!!!
So immature though :D
I can imagine these kind of things being said in an Adam Sandler Movie :D
Hahahahaha!
Aww I heart Adam Sandler!!
It's much harder to torque wrench when spannered!
Knipples
09-01-2009, 18:22
"After a hard day at work theres nothing like sitting down and relaxing with a big allen key"
:D
i drank till i was spirit levelled then ratcheted her till the early hours
Oh my!!
Leon's not very good at sledgehammering when he's extremely trolley jacked :(
;D Poor Leon....or should that be poor you?
Me!! He just falls asleep :p Slightly monkey wrenched and he's on fire though :D
Damn, Pheebs has already used that
I got so wallpaper-pasted that I ball-paned a monkey at the zoo.
You can even switch them round for slightly messier repercussions.
Pumpkinstew
09-01-2009, 18:44
"I'd have to be completely bolt cuttered to half inch socket her."
We were both so hacksawed it took me forever to stripper her.
..wait a moment... :confused:
"He pummled her spigot with his throbbing strut brace"
ooo errr!!
He stuck his con rod up her big bore exhaust.
Think we're getting a bit carried away now? ;D
Knipples
09-01-2009, 18:53
All she needed was a good hard ratchet!
I was totally radiator bleeding keyed last night.
Load of rubbish this game. :(
Kell_ee001
09-01-2009, 20:54
But what tool could you use to eat your cornflakes!? :(
leowyatt
09-01-2009, 21:18
spade?? :p
I gave her such a troweling last night ;)
just looked that up on urban dictionary and I certainly didn't give her a troweling :p
EDIT: Pheebs if you were surprised with what were talking about today, stay away from Urban Dictionary :shocked:
He stuck his con rod up her big bore exhaust.
Think we're getting a bit carried away now? ;D
You are responsible for a coughing fit ;D;D;D
You are responsible for a coughing fit ;D;D;D
Sowwy :(
;D
WHY WOULD PEOPLE DO SUCH THINGS?!?!?!
WHHHY?!?!
It's far too early.
:(
*has just looked on urban dictionary*
*is off to scrub her eyes with bleach*
Knipples
10-01-2009, 10:59
*couldnt resist looking either*
*doesnt think she will eat for the rest of the day*
leowyatt
10-01-2009, 11:02
I learnt things I truly wish I hadn't
LOL @ troweling how ****ed up are some people??! ;D
Unfortunately owing to lack of oiling I fear that my drill bit is rusty, but I'm sure that sledge hammer still works.
Unfortunately owing to lack of oiling I fear that my drill bit is rusty
Perhaps you should change your setting to "higher quality small torque"?
Perhaps you should change your setting to "higher quality small torque"?
I tried, but the drill bit doesn't fit in the hole, and the allen key doesn't appear to match :(
Knipples
10-01-2009, 11:28
Ive got an allen key if youve got the drill bit
(sorry couldnt resist!)
:p
Oh my!! :o
I hope the oil doesn't burst on the way there!
Pumpkinstew
10-01-2009, 11:38
Bloody hell. How old is your drill, Will? I think nearly all drills have had keyless chucks for the last 20 years. Get a newer model, mate, the battery life and torque will be better and it'll have more settings so you can do more with it.:evil:
I can have the bit in and out of mine in literally 8 seconds and it'll do all kinds of jobs all around the house off of one charge:cool:
Sod it, I'll just use the nail gun, it's a bit quick and can give a shock to the unprepared, but once it's in you know it's in deep and hard.
I'm going to heat up a screwdriver on the gas and use it to melt a hole in my carrier....
...oh...wait...you lot aren't talking about real tools are you? :o :tak:
It's amazing all this talk of using some tools has got me somewhat fired up! God I miss screws and nails, heck even playing with a bit of lubricating oil and some nuts is better than nothing. I must investigate my tool box soon, get all the old junk out, clear it out, and start using it again. Hmmm 2076 sounds like a good year! LOL! :D
Knipples
10-01-2009, 12:20
Thats the spirt level Will!
;D
I got totally vernier calipered last night. My internal divider hurts today.
Slowly but surely he wrenched open her flange. It was a bit rusty, but a quick squirt of WD40 got her moving again.
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He was going to go where many glue sticks had gone before. Giving her time to warm up, he pressed his stick deep within her gun. After a time he felt his rod starting to melt. Suddenly hot glue splurged out, more than expected. Gradually he felt his stick being consumed by the glue gun, he was just another stick that had fallen prey to the lure of her blow torch.
Piggymon
10-01-2009, 18:36
^ ROFL !!! ;D
Justsomebloke
12-01-2009, 10:12
Was chatting with the Mad Doris I work with for 2 of my shifts.
She tells me she went down & mole gripped her new chaps torque wrench the other night & it was the first test drive she had had with him. She went on to tell me that if her Partner is not prepared to swallow the Lube then she wouldn't either :shocked:
I said What the ****, It's completely reasonable to expect the man to sython from her toolbox if he wants her to use her Mole grips on him but expecting a man to drink Lube is just to much :angry:
**** that she says, And If he wants to use the Boot then I (she) has to be able to stick an extension on & do him in the Boot an all :shocked::shocked::shocked: + :'( + :shocked: = :lipsrsealed:
NO I AM NOT KIDDING :shocked:
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