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Pumpkinstew
15-01-2009, 14:17
I accidentally volunteered to come up with a members questionnaire in Stegsie's (who has foolishly already agreed to answer truthfully and in full mwahaha:evil:) welcome thread. The result is below. Enjoy :)
A/S/L?
Want buttsecx? lol :p
What brought you to the forums?
How did you choose your forum name?
Favourite movie?
Favourite song?
Favourite food?
Favourite other thing to do?
First gig you went to?
What’s your signature dish?
Give us some good advice:
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
What sound best describes you?
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
A little known fact about me is:
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
A/S/L?
26/F/Derbys
Want buttsecx? lol :p
W00t!
What brought you to the forums?
The internet
How did you choose your forum name?
T'was a college nickname
Favourite movie?
Wall-E \o/
Favourite song?
The Jam - Town Called Malice
Favourite food?
Fanjitas :D
Favourite other thing to do?
Go togging
First gig you went to?
Take That :D
What’s your signature dish?
Shepherds Pie
Give us some good advice:
Stay out of my underwear drawer
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Sting, Tom Hanks and Lily Allen
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Sting
What sound best describes you?
BOOM!
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
2. I need to shave my legs today
A little known fact about me is:
I was a pit baby, and was in the papers aged 2 with my beloved toy rabbit Arthur Pickett :cool:
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
bnettfy
Huzzah!
Matblack
15-01-2009, 14:45
I accidentally volunteered to come up with a members questionnaire in Stegsie's (who has foolishly already agreed to answer truthfully and in full mwahaha:evil:) welcome thread. The result is below. Enjoy :)
A/S/L?
36/M/Kent
Want buttsecx? lol :p
No ta
What brought you to the forums?
Losing my access rights to OcUK and not wanting to lose my access rights to my friends. Despite being reinstated on OcUK this place felt a comfortable place to be so I stayed
How did you choose your forum name?
Its been my online name for years and years and years. Matt is my name and I was a bit of a goth kid so I wore a lot of black, it just stuck but my friends call me Matt or MB
Favourite movie?
Depends on the genre, I have lots if favorites; Hellraiser, Goodfellas, The Untouchables, Clerks.........
Favourite song?
Again there are loads; Anna Begins by Counting Crows would be high up there
Favourite food?
Thai
Favourite other thing to do?
Besides eating you mean? Being with friends and family
First gig you went to?
Ick! The Kids from Fame at the Brighton Centre [hangs head in shame]
What’s your signature dish?
Probably steak although I'm working on home made bacon
Give us some good advice:
Don't get fat, its not a nice place to be and its a doubly hard to get away from.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Kevin Smith, Jason Mews (now hes clean) and Adam Duritz
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Plead the fifth
What sound best describes you?
A stomach gurgle
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
7
A little known fact about me is:
I'm the luckiest man I know
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Can you eat Roflwaffles?
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
m, zatb nl.sac vk
MB
A/S/L?
23/f/in a pineapple under the sea??
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Ooo'er
What brought you to the forums?
Faysh.
How did you choose your forum name?
My son called lobsters lomsters.
Favourite movie?
Leon or save the last dance (I have 2 :p)
Favourite song?
Haven't got one I have loads I love the same.
Favourite food?
chinese
Favourite other thing to do?
That would be telling ;) :p
First gig you went to?
Not been to a proper gig YET but saw party in the dark and blue was there.
What’s your signature dish?
sausage casserole
Give us some good advice:
Never eat yellow snow.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Lilly allen, charlotte church and Alan carr.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Jack branning off eastenders
What sound best describes you?
wtf have no idea.
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
very on my head that is :p
A little known fact about me is:
I have 3 older brothers and asked santa for a sister every year until I was 10 lol
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
kloimestyre
FM thats hard on lappy. ;D
A/S/L?
33/M/Essex
Want buttsecx? lol
Give yes, take no
What brought you to the forums?
Spat on OcUK meant I left there.
How did you choose your forum name?
It's the valve system in Ducati motorcycles...sad, I know :p
Favourite movie?
Ooooh, so many. Ice Age, Usual Suspects
Favourite song?
Changes with my mood, but to pick one, REM - Everybody Hurts
Favourite food?
Chinese
Favourite other thing to do?
Motorbike Trackdays
First gig you went to?
Jamiroquai
What’s your signature dish?
Cookies :D
Give us some good advice:
Look after your friends
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Jeremy Clarkson, Arnie, Valentino Rossi
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Eerrrrrm...pass!
What sound best describes you?
PAAARRRPPPPP!!!!!
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
6?
A little known fact about me is:
I eat peanut butter on sesame seed ryvita at 10.30am at work
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
ede3swmnoi
A/S/L?
22 / I haz sossaj / Clevedon, North Somerset.
Want buttsecx? lol
lolwtfbbq
What brought you to the forums?
Several chums from OCUK community who I enjoyed chatting to suggested dropping by for the fun, fruits and frolics.
How did you choose your forum name?
Well I was originally Jingo- following muchos giggles at a 'local pub' hearing farmers x,y & z debating "johnny foreigner" whilst I read the Pratchett book of the same title.
I did change to TrickyJ which doesn't have much of a story behind it except it describing my mischievious antics on Rugby tours and then for some daft reason I asked Desmo to change it to James... which frankly is a bit lame! *Misses Jingo* :'(
Favourite movie?
The Shawshank Redemption / Human Traffic.
Favourite song?
Too many to note but right now:
Moby vs U.N.K.L.E. - God Moving Over the Face of the Waters/ In a state.
Deftones- Battleaxe.
Blue States- Allies.
Coldplay- The Escapist.
Favourite food?
Indian - whether it homemade naans, a creamy sweet-tastic mild mhurgi-mhakhani or a local chilli covered jalferezi, I love it love it love it! :)
Favourite other thing to do?
Bouldering, Fishing, Taking a day when nobody has plans/comitments grabbing some friends to chat, have a few drinks and laugh together.
First gig you went to?
Biffy Clyro, King Tut's Wah Wah Hut, Glasgow.
What’s your signature dish?
Chicken Tikka Pasanda with Homemade Garlic & Chill Naan.
Give us some good advice:
Nothing in this world worth having comes easy.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
- David Attenborough.
- Bill Bailey.
- Justin Lee Collins.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
My girlfriend is already famous and much lusted after! :o
What sound best describes you?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAH AHAH!
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
5.
A little known fact about me is:
...I am the most soulful, living person with my name.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
mmmm waffles....
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
mjki nb ngo.
:D
A/S/L?
27/Male/Leicester
Want buttsecx? lol
Nah.
What brought you to the forums?
Got banned from ocuk for posting on a supposed hate site. JSB told me about here so I signed up and decided to stick around.
How did you choose your forum name?
My surname is Ross and have always been called Rossi, even by my dad. While in a COD clan I used to get called Wossi in jest and it stuck.
Favourite movie?
Don't really have a favourite movie. But if pushed, I'd say the 1951 version of The Day The Earth Stood Still.
Favourite song?
The Killers - Mr Brightside. Always managed to make me smile.
Favourite food?
Chilli Con Carne that makes my eyeballs sweat :D
Favourite other thing to do?
Driving. I was once told that 6 months after passing my driving I would get bored. That was 10 years ago and I still love it.
First gig you went to?
Shed Seven when they played up in Sunderland about 9 years or so ago at a Student gig.
What’s your signature dish?
I can't really cook that well :(
Give us some good advice:
Don't regret things that you've done.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Terry Pratchett, Sir Bobby Robson and Bill Bailey.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Scarlett Johansson
What sound best describes you?
Pfffffff
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
~5
A little known fact about me is:
I was born in Newcastle and lived there till I was 6. Have lived where I am now for 21 years.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Roflwaffles
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
wsejcx kj
A/S/L?
28 / M / London
Want buttsecx? lol :p
No thanks.
What brought you to the forums?
I helped start them.
How did you choose your forum name?
It's my name.
Favourite movie?
Original Star Wars
Leon
Favourite song?
Cocaine - Cream.
Favourite food?
Lebanese
Favourite other thing to do?
Ride my motorbike
First gig you went to?
Opera - Carmen
Band - Massive Attack
What’s your signature dish?
BBQs
Give us some good advice:
Train hard, eat well, sleep well, worry less, make the effort to put yourself first and be there for peopl you love.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Billy Conolley
Nelson Mandella
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Salma Hayek
What sound best describes you?
Grrrrrrr
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
11
A little known fact about me is:
Broke both my feet and never had them fixed.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
weuio
Stan_Lite
15-01-2009, 15:30
A/S/L?
43/M/Currently, Alexandria.
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Thanks for the offer but no :p
What brought you to the forums?
Was invited by Matblack to keep in touch with friends.
How did you choose your forum name?
I've been called it so many times over the years it was one of the first things which popped into my head the first time I needed a username.
Favourite movie?
Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Favourite song?
Johnny Was by SLF.
Favourite food?
Probably Chinese although I'm quite partial to Italian too.
Favourite other thing to do?
Enjoy fine malts.
First gig you went to?
Ian Dury at the Caley Palais in Edinburgh - 1984.
What’s your signature dish?
Macaroni Cheese.
Give us some good advice:
Be honest - with yourself and others.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Stephen Fry, Billy Connolly and Kenny Dalglish.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Jodie Foster.
What sound best describes you?
"Oi, you in the bushes."
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
Probably a 4 or 5.
A little known fact about me is:
I'm terrified of earwigs :(
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Rofflewaffles.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
bi8k9gbhstg5aznm
i'm bored, at work, so why not eh....
A/S/L?
22/M/Sheffield.
Want buttsecx? lol :p
no ta.
What brought you to the forums?
all the cool people ;D (and an IM from MB telling me that it existed!)
How did you choose your forum name?
t'was my nickname through school so became a online name, using the |s because 'Show' is generally taken... and originally here, it mirrored my OCUK name.
Favourite movie?
Any Given Sunday
Favourite song?
:confused:
Favourite food?
curry... indian, thai... anything, just love curry.
Favourite other thing to do?
Play American football :p
First gig you went to?
mmmm... was Nelly at the MEN when i wah like 15 i think. long time ago now, can't quite remember.
What’s your signature dish?
ha, Carbonara, i'm a student, and it takes me like 5mins to cook, can't go wrong.
Give us some good advice:
Good things come to those who wait.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Stephen Fry, Jeremy Clarkson, Jessica Alba.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Jessica Alba
What sound best describes you?
no idea. :confused:
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
6ish.
A little known fact about me is:
:confused: I'm the web developer for the Hallam Warriors (uni am. football)
http://www.shuwarriors.net/
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
now that would break my cover - i'm sat next to my boss.. Blackboard consistency work doesn't require elbow typing! ;D
*edit* home now:
|Sahow|
____
looks like my keyboard is quite 'elbow compatible'
Admiral Huddy
15-01-2009, 15:31
A/S/L?
40 / never / extra
Want buttsecx? lol :p
I have piles
What brought you to the forums?
Was asked in by Desmo a few days after they created this place
How did you choose your forum name?
Ask Pebs
Favourite movie?
Nympho Nuns and Where Eagles Dare
Favourite song?
It must be Love
Favourite food?
Steak 'n' chips or Sausage and mash!
Favourite other thing to do?
Fitness Freak
First gig you went to?
Madness
What’s your signature dish?
??
Give us some good advice:
Be happy with what you have as the grass ain't always greener
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
I've been with one :D other thn thaqt Suggs and Chris Waddle
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
The young fit bird on the telly
What sound best describes you?
Omphhh
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
7
A little known fact about me is:
Are you taking the piss.. What do you about my genitalia?
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Geek!
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
God!!!
(wow what a coincidence)
A/S/L?
24/F/Swansea
Want buttsecx? lol
No thanks, bit tired :p
What brought you to the forums?
MB told me to sign up :D Initially because he wanted to check if something worked iirc. I was actually the second person to ever sign up on here :shocked:
How did you choose your forum name?
I think some people know this better than I do now ;D Way back when I played a game called Halcyon Sun (it was on freeloader.com for anyone who used to go on there when there were free games), I liked the word Halcyon. Then started calling my character in Baldur's Gate Halcyon. Then I started playing Everquest (and decided to add an a to the end because it sounded more female......it made sense at the time :p), in my haste to get started I typoed it and ended up with Halycona. So it just stuck. It was shortened to Haly during my Counterstrike days. Oh and it's pronounced Hal-ee, NOT Hayley :p
Favourite movie?
Oooh tough one, depends on my mood so I'll list a few: When Harry Met Sally, Shaun of the Dead, Casino Royale, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Dodgeball and Arsenic and Old Lace. Tad eclectic!
Favourite song?
Again depends on my mood, but most consistently, Everlong by Foo Fighters...there's too many other songs though it's tricky to decide.
Favourite food?
Indian :D
Favourite other thing to do?
Games, lots and lots of gaming......bet no one could guess that :p
First gig you went to?
Muse at Wembley
What’s your signature dish?
I cook a rather nice creamy medium strength curry supposedly :D
Give us some good advice:
Stick by your instincts
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Stephen Fry, Will Smith and Charley Boorman......I think.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Daniel Craig
What sound best describes you?
Erm.......yeah erm would do! ;D
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
1
A little known fact about me is:
Hmm, not sure, some of you know me better than most. I was home educated from the age of 6 until 16. That's probably not little known though.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerwaffles :p
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
gh\akyg
A/S/L?
24/I'm a laaaaaaaady/Exeter
Want buttsecx? lol :p
I'm afraid Daniel Craig pokage can't really ever be topped, so I'm good for now! Kthxbye!
What brought you to the forums?
A Gordy!
How did you choose your forum name?
Twas a nick name at school after Phoebe from Friends - tis also (kind of) a middle name.
Favourite movie?
Too many! Aliens, Happy Gilmore and Star Wars would be up there though! Along with marvel filums. Oh and Jurassic Park. And Toy Story...
Favourite song?
Once again... I've got LOADS!
Coldplay - Green Eyes
Isley Brothers - Fight the Power
Quo - Anniversary Waltz
Creedance Clearwater - Midnight Special
Goo Goo Dolls - Big Machine
Aimee Mann - One
Jacque Loussier - Air on a G String
Bran Van - Everywhere
Mr Scruff - Fish
Counting Crows - Have you seen me lately
Stereophonics - Too Many Sandwiches
Indigo Girls - Ghost
Divine Comedy - Gin Soaked Boy
John Williams - Theme Tune Jurassic Park... and Indiana Jones... and so many more!
... it goes on :p
Favourite food?
Duck, Pancake rolls, cucumber, hoison sauce, mouth, nom.
Favourite other thing to do?
Draw :p And Dance. And Dress up. All at the same time. ;D
First gig you went to?
Went to lots of lillie ones when younger but the first kind of proper gig/festival I guess was seeing Coldplay, Prodigy, Bryan Adams and the likes of The Darkness prior to them being famous at Isle of Wight Festival :)
What’s your signature dish?
Brownies :D
Give us some good advice:
You only live once - be happy with what you've got and make the most of your time here :)
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Justin Lee Colins, Billy Connolly, Will Smith
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!!! ZOMGYUSPLEASE *faints*
What sound best describes you?
The popping of a cork followed by it's spray - I would say champagne but I don't think I could pass off as a toff :p
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
3!
A little known fact about me is:
I find at least one thing about everyone I know to love about them :)
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Roflwaffles! Hahaha!
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:[/QUOTE]
;p[hjnreerbgvsd
:D
Justsomebloke
15-01-2009, 15:49
I accidentally volunteered to come up with a members questionnaire in Stegsie's (who has foolishly already agreed to answer truthfully and in full mwahaha:evil:) welcome thread. The result is below. Enjoy :)
A/S/L?
43 Male Hinckley Leics
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Yes Love it but I am a Giver not a taker ;)
What brought you to the forums?
My Mate DesmoDude :cool:
How did you choose your forum name?
Because I am Just some Bloke, Nobody special, Ordinary guy type of thing.
Favourite movie?
O **** off, Can't choose just one, If I had to though it would be The Bodygaurd :o
Favourite song?
The Drugs don't work by The Verve.
Favourite food?
Mature Cheese & Strong pickled onions.
Favourite other thing to do?
Teabagging Mofos I have just Slaughtered whilst playing BF2 IO.
First gig you went to?
Waxwork Dummys.
What’s your signature dish?
I can cook owt but My Shepehrds pie/Spag bols or Currys are pretty damn good.
Give us some good advice:
Never tell a Mother how to bring up her kids.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Jimmy Carr Harry Hill & Suzzanah Hoff (sp?)
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Nathalie Unbrella (sp?)
What sound best describes you?
KAPOWWW!!!!!
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
3.
A little known fact about me is:
I have a Massive Cock.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Roflwaffles.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
jmnjhuxsftgzkim ed bl,mkde
mmm
A little known fact about me is:
I'm terrified of earwigs :(
Me too!!!
Awesome! I thought I was a right wuss for that!! But now I know that hunky monkey stannogram is too I feel better :D
Stan_Lite
15-01-2009, 15:58
Me too!!!
Awesome! I thought I was a right wuss for that!! But now I know that hunky monkey stannogram is too I feel better :D
There was a girl I'd fancied for ages (many moons ago) and I overheard her say at a house party that nobody ever did anything romantic like give her flowers etc. so I went out and stole some roses from a nearby garden, hoping that would tip the balance in my favour. As I was presenting her with this bunch of rather splendid, purloined roses, an earwig fell out of one onto my hand. I ran out of the house, screaming like a little girl :o Guess who slept alone that night :(
Sorry to stray OT.
A/S/L? 28/M/London
Want buttsecx? lol :p Yes, as long as I don't see your ***k its not gay.
What brought you to the forums? I posted idly on OCUK and when that got a bit lame (and I'd been to a meet) Dee decided I was worth inviting!?
How did you choose your forum name? Its the name I chose when playing Diablo 2 online, I've never used it in real life
Favourite movie? Dune or LOTR, I'd like to say its something more sophisticated but there you go.
Favourite song? Far too many to mention, right now its Gui Boratt - Mr Decay
Favourite food? Pizza, no steak, no pizza......
Favourite other thing to do? Make people laugh.
First gig you went to? You know, I think it was Outkast, way before Miss Jackson.
What’s your signature dish? Jambalaya, or Mousakka for the veggies
Give us some good advice: ALWAYS be yourself, even if it means screaming loudly in public places you MUST do it.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with. Peter Jackson, Armin Van Burren and Heston Blumenthal
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with? Isla Fisher, in the school uniform (to start with)
What sound best describes you? An airhorn on a massive cruise ship that sounds like its saying 'HIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAA'
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you? For a bloke, 5.
A little known fact about me is: I can do the best Gollum impression you will ever hear.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles? Your mum.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows: weerytekl
A/S/L?
28/M/Alton, Hants.
Want buttsecx? lol :p
ROLF
What brought you to the forums?
A pleading Frenchman shortly after its conception.
How did you choose your forum name?
Take your surname, change the last syllable to 'it'. If your surname only has one syllable, add 'it' to the end. This was done based on a bastardisation of my surname at uni.
Favourite movie?
Back to the Future
Favourite song?
The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever
Favourite food?
Pizza Express Sloppy Giuseppe
Favourite other thing to do?
Guitaring.
First gig you went to?
Ocean Colour Scene, Reading Leisure Centre '97
What’s your signature dish?
http://www.boat-drinks.co.uk/showthread.php?t=3965 :D
Give us some good advice:
Press Alt and Print Screen together to just screenshot the program/error message at the front of the display. I don't need a full screenshot pasted into a Word document and then zipped up, for Christ's sake.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Noel Gallagher, Russell Howard, Adam Sandler.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Holly Valance.
What sound best describes you?
That gurgley roar that Chewbacca does. And speaking of which...
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
If 10 is Chewbacca, I'm an 8.
A little known fact about me is:
I once went ten days without food just to try it.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
WOFLs!
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
n bedlkmn iut
A/S/L?
33/f/Essex
Want buttsecx? lol :p
You have to buy me dinner first
What brought you to the forums?
I think Von Smallhausen asked me a couple of days after it was created, I can't really remember :huh:
How did you choose your forum name?
I was known everywhere as Pebbles as that's what I called my middle daughter when she was tiny. Now it's just Pebs.
Favourite movie?
Far too many to mention - Good Will Hunting, Gladiator, Shawn of the Dead etc etc
Favourite song?
Again, too many. Stereophonics Dakota, Muse Hysteria, loads and loads
Favourite food?
Vietnamese
Favourite other thing to do?
Snoggle my foal
First gig you went to?
Michael Jackson, Wembley
What’s your signature dish?
Cottage Pie or roast
Give us some good advice:
Show your children you love them every day
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
David Attenborough
Ray Winston
Michael Caine
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Gerard Butler
What sound best describes you?
Zzzzzzzzzzz
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
Today, about a 1.5
A little known fact about me is:
I got paid today! \o/
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
olp3gvfbwa - fully fleeced up so elbows the size of tennis balls!
A/S/L?
19/f/Fife
Want buttsecx? lol
Nope, it's an exit no an entrance :p
What brought you to the forums?
A Lady called Tak and her family of ratties.
How did you choose your forum name?
Because I'm boring, I had just watched the movie and couldn't think of anything else!
Favourite movie?
Love Actually, Inside Man, S.W.A.T. or Bad Boys II
Favourite song?
Don't wanna miss a thing - Aerosmith
Favourite food?
Potatoes or bread. Anything starchy!!
Favourite other thing to do?
Sleep, read or play.
First gig you went to?
Iron Maiden - Rock in Rio tour Glasgow :cool:
What’s your signature dish?
Breaded Steak. Yum! :)
Give us some good advice:
No one wants to listen to my advice!!
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Stephen Fry, Dylan Moran, and Derrin Brown.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Angelina Jolie!
What sound best describes you?
Ooft!
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
3?
A little known fact about me is:
I was a vegetarian for a year and only ate cereal every night for tea as I don't like vegetables!
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
dolgvfmas
Kell_ee001
15-01-2009, 16:44
A/S/L?
27 / F / Newcastle
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Thanks, but no thanks.
What brought you to the forums?
A lot of persuasion as I kind of missed the point for a while :o
How did you choose your forum name?
When I first get the net I tried to sign up for a hotmail address. I liked the play on my name and I had to be number 1, even if it turned out to be 001 :p
Favourite movie?
Too many to list - I can watch and enjoy pretty much anything.
Favourite song?
Depends on the day you catch me - today I've been listening to The call - Regina Spektor.
Favourite food?
Chicken and chinese - often together :D
Favourite other thing to do?
Go to classes at the gym.
First gig you went to?
Excluding loads of local gigs when I was really little, first was BSB at Hammersmith when I was 14 :o
What’s your signature dish?
I can cook anything I have a recipe for but you can't beat a good spag bol ;D
Give us some good advice:
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Chris Garver, Bam Margera and Colin Farrell.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
This week it's Wentworth Miller :D
What sound best describes you?
*giggle*
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
2, my hair is getting quite long again.
A little known fact about me is:
The more I talk, the most likely I'm either nervous or bored :o
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates!
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
kellO(00-12
A/S/L?
27/f/Lincoln
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Maybe some other time.
What brought you to the forums?
I think it was Kell_ee001 who told me about them.
How did you choose your forum name?
I had a huge cuddly Tigger sat next to me at the time.
Favourite movie?
Probably Braveheart, I just have to get into my jimmy jammies and sit and watch it whenever it's on tv.
Favourite song?
L'onde by Ludovico Einnaudi
Favourite food?
Porridge, yeah I know it's strange, but I really like it!
Favourite other thing to do?
Read with the kids.
First gig you went to?
Oasis at Earl's court 1997. The Verve were opening for them, I nearly died of too much happy.
What’s your signature dish?
Roast beef.
Give us some good advice:
If it hurts, don't do it.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Justin Lee Colins, Alan Carr and Bill Bailey.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
I dunno, I'll have to think about that one.
What sound best describes you?
schwa.
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
Maybe a 2 or a 3, my legs probably need shaving.
A little known fact about me is:
I don't smoke anymore.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Roflwaffles, it rolls off the tongue easier.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
tikgbfvgfvbyh
A/S/L? 42/M/Englandshire
Want buttsecx? lol :p Nope.
What brought you to the forums? IIRC it was MB or Piggy saying 'sign up'
How did you choose your forum name? I didn't. It's a name I've been called since I was about 15.
Favourite movie? Blues Brothers
Favourite song? Not sure I have one, it varies.
Favourite food? Cheese
Favourite other thing to do? Shooting
First gig you went to? Toyah, Hammersmith Odeon 1982. - They made an album from the gig I was at called Warrior Rock
What’s your signature dish? Cheese on toast. Toast in the toaster, sliced cheese on top. Sorted.
Give us some good advice: Always look both ways before crossing the road.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with. Kenny Everett, Colin Baker, Brian Johnston.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with? Kylie (this is a bit of a meh answer really, I'm more than happy with Mrs. Feek)
What sound best describes you? A big booming drum
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you? 7
A little known fact about me is: My penis has an above average (http://www.mraverage.com/results.htm) girth
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles? lollerskates.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows: cfeek
Flibster
15-01-2009, 17:29
A/S/L?
30/M/Hitchin
Want buttsecx? lol :p
No ta
What brought you to the forums?
Invited
How did you choose your forum name?
Shortened version of name I used to use on various telnet talkers.
Favourite movie?
Changes almost weekly - currently Blade Runner
Favourite song?
Changes almost daily - currently Seasick Steve - Thunderbird
Favourite food?
Pizza
Favourite other thing to do?
Watch films.
First gig you went to?
Queen @ Wembley in 1986
What’s your signature dish?
Pan fried chicken with a tomato, basil and garlic sauce and home made spagetti
Give us some good advice:
Wash hands after chopping chillis
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Kevin Smith, Ridley Scott, James Cameron
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Oooh. Neve Campbell or Sue Perkins.
What sound best describes you?
*clunk* *thwack* F**K!
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
4
A little known fact about me is:
Rice makes me puke.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Que?
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:[/QUOTE]
fglkiobnsgtfewr
A/S/L?
35/M/Mancunia
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Thanks but no thanks Darling
What brought you to the forums?
Curiosity and I needed a new interweb home
How did you choose your forum name?
Name I had used for gaming
Favourite movie?
Oh loads. Probably Goodfellas or Carlitos Way
Favourite song?
Indian Summer - The Doors
People are Strange - The Doors
Come as you are - Nirvana
Favourite food?
Italian
Favourite other thing to do?
Time with the family, play games and Football Coaching
First gig you went to?
Guns n Roses - Maine Road 1989 iirc
What’s your signature dish?
Braised Leg of Italian Lamb
Give us some good advice:
Never underestimate the power of a kind word or deed. No matter how big or small, it can make a world of difference.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
George Best, Al Pacino, Bill Clinton
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Jessica Alba
What sound best describes you?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw Woody
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
5
A little known fact about me is:
My house is Haunted
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
okiki
A/S/L?
29/F/Norwich
Want buttsecx? lol
No
What brought you to the forums?
Being in the right place at the right time.
How did you choose your forum name?
It's my name.
Favourite movie?
The Italian Job
Favourite song?
Take on me
Favourite food?
Mexican
Favourite other thing to do?
Drive
First gig you went to?
Manic Street Preachers - Doncaster Dome 97
What’s your signature dish?
Chili
Give us some good advice:
Don't break bones.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Clarkson, May and Hammond.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Vin Diesal.
What sound best describes you?
Honk Honk!
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
5
A little known fact about me is:
I won a Kodak camera in a beauty contest when I was about 2.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
ggikdc
Knipples
15-01-2009, 18:42
A/S/L?
29 :shocked: / female/Bristol
Want buttsecx? lol :p
No ta
What brought you to the forums?
I struggle to call the lovely Kelly a "what" but it was all her fault :p
How did you choose your forum name?
For here - Will gave it to me
Favourite movie?
Gotta be Dirty Dancing (sorry!)
Favourite song?
Toss up between More Money More Problems, and Summertime by Will Smith
Favourite food?
Pasta!!
Favourite other thing to do?
Oooeerr Missus, im going to say being in bed - but I dont mean it like that!
First gig you went to?
Take That!
What’s your signature dish?
Toad in the hole
Give us some good advice:
Be nice to people on the way up, you might need them on the way down!
And if it made you smile, never regret it.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Jack Bauer, David Duchovny and Kylie Minogue
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Mark Owen, or Megan Fox
What sound best describes you?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
5
A little known fact about me is:
I have no sense of smell!
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Roflwaffles
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
,k nbk;;l.sesa
;D
A/S/L?
28/M/Hawaii
Want buttsecx? lol :p
I'll pass, thanks.
What brought you to the forums?
Think it was MB who sent an invite.
How did you choose your forum name?
Login name at 6th form was "GRP09907" (dear god, 10 years on and I still remember it :(). Being sad students we started making silly names out of each others login names. I'd just recently read "The World According To Garp", so Garp was the first name that sprung to mind :)
Favourite movie?
I've got too many. Hero, Original Star Wars trilogy, Serenity.
Favourite song?
Again, too many. Pretty much anything by John Mayer.
Favourite food?
I love a good curry.
Favourite other thing to do?
Strum and sing.
First gig you went to?
Delirious? at Shepherds Bush Empire for their Christmas Gig, think it was '99?
What’s your signature dish?
Not sure.
Give us some good advice:
Backup, backup, backup, backup.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Stephen Fry, Robert Llewellyn, Wil Weaton.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Jewel Staite.
What sound best describes you?
An acoustic guitar.
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
3
A little known fact about me is:
Hmm.. pass.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates all the way, baby.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:[/QUOTE]
garp
I have pointy elbows.
Von Smallhausen
15-01-2009, 19:09
I accidentally volunteered to come up with a members questionnaire in Stegsie's (who has foolishly already agreed to answer truthfully and in full mwahaha:evil:) welcome thread. The result is below. Enjoy :)
[QUOTE]A/S/L?
34, m, Tyneside.
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Not from a Pumpkin. I was told never to trust them.
What brought you to the forums?
After OcUK went on a mad banning spree I got an invite from the fabled Web Wizard, Desmus Fabcockwandus.
How did you choose your forum name?
Favourite movie?
Big fan of 'Allo 'Allo.
Favourite song?
Welcome to The Jungle. Guns 'n Roses.
Favourite food?
Chicken Tikka Dupiaza or Karahi.
Favourite other thing to do?
Read.
First gig you went to?
Michael Jackson, Bad Tour 1988.
What’s your signature dish?
Pasta, pesto and Chicken.
Give us some good advice:
Don't panic. Everything can be simplified.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Stephen Fry, Nelson Mandela and Muhammad Ali
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Kirsty Young.
What sound best describes you?
A Meerkat shooting it's load.
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
4.
A little known fact about me is:
I am distantly related to Likely Lads and Auf Weidershen Pet creator Ian LaFrenais.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskstes.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
v olmn j sdm ,asl;l;hjasuijsderdnm
Snuggle Ferret
15-01-2009, 19:17
I accidentally volunteered to come up with a members questionnaire in Stegsie's (who has foolishly already agreed to answer truthfully and in full mwahaha:evil:) welcome thread. The result is below. Enjoy :)
A/S/L?
39/F/In a nice place
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Ta for the offer but not on a day with a Y in it.
What brought you to the forums?
Tak
How did you choose your forum name?
Nickname from Hubbsta.
Favourite movie?
The Goonies or Dune.
Favourite song?
Don't Give up by Peter Gabriel and Kate Bush or Get Your Hands of My woman by The Darkness.
Favourite food?
Rice.
Favourite other thing to do?
Calligraphy
First gig you went to?
Bon Jovi 1986
What’s your signature dish?
Stew.
Give us some good advice:
Be nice to each other.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Jeremy Clarkson, Justin Hawkins, Henry Rollins
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Liev Schrieber
What sound best describes you?
The loud sound of blowing my nose.
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
1.
A little known fact about me is:
My Mother dislocated my shoulder playing helicopters when I was 3.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
huh?
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
smjufgtrggf,.sd dfwserrwert
A/S/L?
How did you choose your forum name?
My son called lobsters lomsters.
Now that is Brilliant! :D
I love that story :D ...i must admit i call them "lobbers"- hee!
A/S/L?
34 M Cambridge
Want buttsecx? lol :p
No
What brought you to the forums?
Nokkon
How did you choose your forum name?
It's my name, not the one I was given at birth but my name now.
Favourite movie?
Probably Return of The Jedi, quite fond of wedding crashers too. Roadhouse and starship troopers.
Favourite song?
Dunno probably anything by Oasis
Favourite food?
Just pasta and seafood sauce.
Favourite other thing to do?
Sleeping
First gig you went to?
Never been to one
What’s your signature dish?
Desserts, cheesecakes, pies, chocolate fudge cake, Lemon meringue pie. Cookies etc etc.
Give us some good advice:
Never plead guilty
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Mike Tyson, Wacko Jacko and Cristiano Ronaldo. I'd get tyson beered up and get him to wail on Ronaldo. Once he's knocked out I'd leave him with Jacko.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Used to be Nell McAndrew til that ridiculous haircut. So Dannii Minogue or Jenni Falconer.
What sound best describes you?
A laugh
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
2
A little known fact about me is:
At one time I was the youngest Licensed Engineer in the country.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
I don't understand either.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
erdfqwjhnmjhnm67yu
First gig you went to?
Shed Seven when they played up in Sunderland about 9 years or so ago at a Student gig.
You, sir, have gone up in my estimations! :D
Piggymon
15-01-2009, 20:11
A/S/L?
29/F/Essex
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Yes, why not ;)
What brought you to the forums?
See MBs reason
How did you choose your forum name?
Ex Sister-In-Law is Japanese and loves Pokemon. I eat like a piggy so one day she called me Piggymon and it kinda stuck
Favourite movie?
Shawshank Redemption
Favourite song?
Silence - Delirium
Favourite food?
Indian .. DROOLS ! Lamb Sag Balti, Onion Bajhees, Poppadoms, Chutnees, Sag Alooooooo .. I'm hungry now :/
Favourite other thing to do?
Thai Boxing/Weight Lifting
First gig you went to?
Terrorvision - Newport
What’s your signature dish?
Chilli or Pork & Potatoes Provencal
Give us some good advice:
Be happy with yourself and make the most of what you have - it could all be taken away tomorrow
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Derren Brown, Dara O Brian, Jeremy Clarkson
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Angelina Joile
What sound best describes you?
*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!* or mebbe *SLAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!*
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
1 - I wax daaahling !
A little known fact about me is:
I can squat 67.5Kgs - I weigh 53kgs :D
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates !!!
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
p;kigbgbhym llkn
A/S/L?
21/M/Eng
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Buttsechs ftw
What brought you to the forums?
iCraig plus the above
How did you choose your forum name?
Originally way back when it started off as divine_madness which was the album nearest me when I needed to pick myself an online alias. When I played Enemy Territory a lot, we had indicators for our two teams but mine wasn't visible so I shortened it to just divine and now use divine` mostly.
Favourite movie?
Gladiator atm, it'll change soon enough I expect.
Favourite song?
Sultans of Swing by Dire Strais
Favourite food?
Steak with pepper sauce and chips
Favourite other thing to do?
Stuff
First gig you went to?
Don't remember really
What’s your signature dish?
I have no idea :S
Give us some good advice:
Buttsechs ftw
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
I dunno really, Gervais, James May aaaand... Bill Bailey. That'll do.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Isla Fisher
What sound best describes you?
fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzBANG
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
6
A little known fact about me is:
¬_¬
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Roffle waffles
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
divine
the_dead_parrot
15-01-2009, 20:52
A/S/L?
24/M/Rugby
Want buttsecx? lol
No thankyou
What brought you to the forums?
Heard about it from another forum, was looking for something new and it fits the bill perfectly.
How did you choose your forum name?
I am named after the Monty Python sketch, involving a parrot and a discussion about whether it has ceased to live... hilarity ensues!
Favourite movie?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Favourite song?
Foo Fighters - Everlong
Favourite food?
Anything spicy, though you cant beat a good home cooked sunday dinner!
Favourite other thing to do?
Watch movies and read, not at the same time though that would be silly.
First gig you went to?
REM - Hyde Park
What’s your signature dish?
Chilli
Give us some good advice:
Dont spray WD40 into a gas boiler
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Stephen Fry, Boris Johnson and Jeremy Clarkson
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Kate Winslet
What sound best describes you?
NEEEEE NAAAWW NEEEEE NAAAAAAAW as I am slightly accident prone.
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
1 As I cant even grow a beard to make myself look rugged
A little known fact about me is:
I dont drink alchohol
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
lollerskates
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
gthjnrdferasdf-=p0-[lasfrrfot
A/S/L? 36/M/Banbury
Want buttsecx? lol :p I'll pass thanks
What brought you to the forums? Piggy invited me, way back when.
How did you choose your forum name? It was Gimp's fault, originally I was fatiain but he seemed to think it was French - "Fayshun".
Favourite movie? Leon, 2001, 300
Favourite song? Adagio for Strings, the Teisto remix
Favourite food? Curry
Favourite other thing to do? Spend time with my kids
First gig you went to? Motorhead at the Cambridge Corm Exchange
What’s your signature dish? Whatever I put my mind to.
Give us some good advice: Regret nothing, treat it as an experience. Don't take life too seriously, it doesn't take you seriously
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with. Patrick Moore, Carl Sagan, Clint Eastwood
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with? Charlotte Church
What sound best describes you? Eh?
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you? Up until recently 5, now I am 6 - I have a beard
A little known fact about me is: I took my A levels twice and did slightly worse the second time. :o
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles? No, Roflcopters
Finally type your forum name using your elbows: cfazgtsghhyuj nb
Pumpkinstew
15-01-2009, 22:01
Well this has proved quite popular.:)
A/S/L?
29/m/Oxford
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Enough beer and who knows
What brought you to the forums?
You can blame Belmit for that.
How did you choose your forum name?
My name is Stewart. I misunderstood the rules of a drinking game in late October and got a new nickname. The rest is details.... which escape me.
Favourite movie?
I haven't ever decided between Alien and The Usual Suspects.
Favourite song?
The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again. The full length version
Favourite food?
Cheeeeeeesecake
Favourite other thing to do?
Watching rugby but if I lived near warmer waters Scuba diving - utter relaxation
First gig you went to?
Reef at the Anson Rooms, Bristol
What’s your signature dish?
Chicken stirfry with pineapple and ginger
Give us some good advice:
Worrying about a past you can't change can only distract you from a future you can.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Michael Palin, Douglas Adams, Kim Newman
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Dannii Minogue - undiluted filth
What sound best describes you?
The noise when you twang a ruler in a desk.
BRRRRrrrrrrububububb.
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
7 +1 for the new beard and longer hair.
A little known fact about me is:
As a schoolboy I was part of reception party for Mikhail Gorbachev
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Roflwaffles
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
p[;uij-0p[ijhnter
leowyatt
15-01-2009, 22:02
A/S/L?
28/M/North West
Want buttsecx? lol
sure thing wiling to try it ;) :p
What brought you to the forums?
Piggy
How did you choose your forum name?
Fan of TV series charmed back in around 2001 and have used it since then.
Favourite movie?
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Favourite song?
Coldplay - Fix You
Favourite food?
Thai
Favourite other thing to do?
play with boobies
First gig you went to?
Eternal - Manchester Apollo (1993)
What’s your signature dish?
Lasagna
Give us some good advice:
Enjoy each and every day
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Jezza, Steven Fry & Steve Jobs
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Charlotte Church
What sound best describes you?
smash
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
7
A little known fact about me is:
I have scars on my sides from when I was born
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerstakes
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
,.dslodeyuastgtg
Faysh when you say beard I think of full on beard ad its ot (unless you have grown one in the past 4hours?) Its a very crap, irritating and yuck goatie actually :p
Blackstar
15-01-2009, 22:04
A/S/L?
20, F, Edinburgh (or America if you believe Pheebs)
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Erm, no.
What brought you to the forums?
DRZ insisted i join.
How did you choose your forum name?
I like stars.
Favourite movie?
Anchorman, the legend of Ron Burgandy
Favourite song?
I don't know i like so many. I don't think i could begin to narrow it down.
Favourite food?
Noodles
Favourite other thing to do?
I do enjoy a bit of excavation.
First gig you went to?
Bowling for Soup in 2001 with my big sisters boyfriend of the time.
What’s your signature dish?
Either cheese and ham toastie or any form of noodles
Give us some good advice:
Lies are bad.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Stephen Fry, Terry Pratchett and Bill Bailey
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Orlando Bloom when he was hot.
What sound best describes you?
Oh.
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
2.5
A little known fact about me is:
When i was young i was so proficient at swallowing inanimate objects my mum stopped taking me to A&E.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Waffles every time
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
hbl.oswaqvfkssatrare - fat elbows
Dymetrie
15-01-2009, 22:31
A/S/L?
30/Male/Londinium
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Computer says No
What brought you to the forums?
Feek and MB collaborating :)
How did you choose your forum name?
It's my name!
Favourite movie?
Too many to list or choose between.
Favourite song?
Barber's Adaggio for strings *tips cap to Faysh*
Favourite food?
Most.
Favourite other thing to do?
Spending time with Mrs Dym (*notes that he is under the thumb*)
First gig you went to?
Reading Festival 1996 :D
What’s your signature dish?
I don't have one, I just cook well ;)
Give us some good advice:
Of the 300 cameras you're caught on each day.... Most of them are mine :evil:
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Simon Pegg, Stephen Fry, Russell Brand and Feek.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
I do not have this option.
What sound best describes you?
The machine that goes 'ping'.
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
Somewhere between 8 and 10, depending on shaving.
A little known fact about me is:
I am not as stupid as I look, or indeed am.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
I tend to smirk :p
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
Saiken....
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Simon Pegg, Stephen Fry, Russell Brand and Feek.
He said three. What is Russell Brand doing there? :D
Dymetrie
15-01-2009, 22:41
Well Simon Pegg and Russell Brand are only half people (public side) so I was stuck on two with them and Stephen Fry, and I always enjoy pub visits with your good self :D
Faysh when you say beard I think of full on beard ad its ot (unless you have grown one in the past 4hours?) Its a very crap, irritating and yuck goatie actually :p
You said I could keep it the other night ;)
I am trimming and shaping it over the weekend.
Fill the strimmer with petrol.
You said I could keep it the other night ;)
I am trimming and shaping it over the weekend.
Fill the strimmer with petrol.
I changed my mind :p it makes you look gay tbh like the bloke of aeroplane or whatever it was called lol
I changed my mind :p it makes you look gay tbh like the bloke of aeroplane or whatever it was called lol
I do not look like Jeremy off Airport!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/characters/keith_person_page.shtml
Although someone said I looked like ^^ him this week. :(
I do not look like Jeremy off Airport!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/characters/keith_person_page.shtml
Although someone said I looked like ^^ him this week. :(
haha Georgina said you did too she said who is that I said who do you thik it is and she said daddy :p lol
I also agree although you aren't as fat lol
Simon Pegg is an excellent call Dym :D Can't believe I forgot him.
And yay for another saying Everlong \o/
Dymetrie
16-01-2009, 00:04
Simon Pegg is an excellent call Dym :D Can't believe I forgot him.
And yay for another saying Everlong \o/
Well I do know where he lives....
When I stay round at Mrs Dym's place then I go past his house on the way to work :D
He has an Audi Estate :p
Everlong is definitely one of my favourite songs, but Adaggio for strings trumps it ;)
He has an Audi Estate :p
:( Well nobody's perfect I guess.
Kell_ee001
16-01-2009, 00:31
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Kevin Smith, Jason Mews (now hes clean) and Adam Duritz
I don't know how I forgot Kevin Smith :shocked: I think I was preoccupied with daydreams off "Well if it's doesn't work out with Went I've got Chris, Bam and Colin..." ;D
Psymonkee
16-01-2009, 00:43
A/S/L?
26, M, St.Andrews, Fife, Central Scotland, Great Britain, United Kingdom, Europe, Northern Hemisphere, Earth, The Solar System, The Milky Way.
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Noooooooooooooooooo! :shocked:
What brought you to the forums?
The Nokkon recruitment bot
How did you choose your forum name?
Used for gaming online for several years. Handily not taken in many places.
Favourite movie?
The Lion King
Favourite song?
Ash - Lose Control (1977 version)
Favourite food?
Steak Pizza (I can't choose so I shall combine!)
Favourite other thing to do?
Play games
First gig you went to?
Iron Maiden Dance of Death Tour, 2003, SECC, Glasgow.
What’s your signature dish?
Risotto (what I done learned in school no less!)
Give us some good advice:
Don't work for a certain supermarket based out of Bradford...
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Eddie Izzard, Mick Foley, Matt LeBlanc
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Jennifer Anniston
What sound best describes you?
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
3.141592654
A little known fact about me is:
I have a hole in my heart
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Roflwaffles
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:[/QUOTE]
p-0[;'wsty m,o9n j,llolk3444rtfrfered
D'oh!
Greenlizard0
16-01-2009, 01:24
A/S/L?
26/m/Liverpewl
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Survey says?
EEEHH - EHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bad luck, you don't even win the blender!
What brought you to the forums?
Admiral Huddy I think, after a transaction (no not that kind)
How did you choose your forum name?
I really wanted (probably still do actually) a lizard while growing up. I decided to create my first hotmail account in that description and they insisted on a number at the end.
Favourite movie?
Don't have one, I love movies but change what I like and don't like far too often.
Favourite song?
Same as movie ^
Favourite food?
Spag Bol.
Favourite other thing to do?
Listen to trance through my cans. Audio Technica's ATH A900's. *strokes ears*
First gig you went to?
I barely went out until I left for university. I don't do gigs but I used to go see live trance events. So mine would be Cream's 9th Birthday with e.g. Paul Okenfold and Van Dyk.
What’s your signature dish?
Spag bol. Though I can make a "mean" anything really.
Give us some good advice:
Live every day like it's your last.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Jeremy Clarkson, Ian Hislop, Alan Davies
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
My celeb list is small but includes : Sandra Bullock, Cindy Crawford, Laetitia Casta, Rachel Weisz and Franka Potente.
God I've just realised how old they all are.
No matter. ;)
What sound best describes you?
Both palms across the lips and blowing
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
8. I don't have hair everywhere...but the stuff I do have grows like a biatch!! :/
A little known fact about me is:
I have no belly button.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Roflwaffles for sure.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
b gtrfrdc
That's as far as I got before I invoked a browser command haha!
Chuckles
16-01-2009, 01:25
A/S/L?
30/M/Southampton
Want buttsecx? lol :p
How much you paying?
What brought you to the forums?
Knew some members from OcUK/SPS
How did you choose your forum name?
Was LeChuck on another forum but people used to call me Chuckles which I prefer anyway.
Favourite movie?
Withnail & I
Favourite song?
Changes all the time. Possibly Sit Down by James.
Favourite food?
Curry
Favourite other thing to do?
Making music
First gig you went to?
Levellers - Portsmouth Guildhall @ '92
What’s your signature dish?
Can't cook. Chilli is my best effort.
Give us some good advice:
Don't wind up chavs on facebook unless you can laugh at death threats
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Oliver Read, Richard Herring, and anyone rich to buy the drinks.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Louise Wener
What sound best describes you?
Someone shouting ****
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
6-ish
A little known fact about me is:
In my student days I was once locked up overnight and almost managed to escape but ended up getting taken down by a bunch of rozzers.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
chnucklss
NokkonWud
16-01-2009, 01:27
A/S/L? 25 / Males / Redcar.
Want buttsecx? lol :p Nein.
What brought you to the forums? Haly.
How did you choose your forum name? Used it for 7 or 8 years.
Favourite movie? The Shawshank Redemption
Favourite song? Gone Away by The Offspring
Favourite food? Lasagne.
Favourite other thing to do? Play Football.
First gig you went to? The Offspring (where they didn't play Gone Away).
What’s your signature dish? Chicken Caesar Salad
Give us some good advice: Only the smartest people believe they don't know everything.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with. Ranulph Feinnes, Stephen Fry, Alex Ferguson.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with? Sophia Bush.
What sound best describes you? Erm.
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you? 3.
A little known fact about me is: I've stood bollock naked in the middle of a large room in Turkey.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?Roflwaffles.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows: I read this as 'eyebrows' and actually did it :huh:;D;D
Elbows: oplk,jmlik,jmkio
Chuckles those chavs were sooooo bloody funny though and so easy to wind up. :D
Chuckles
16-01-2009, 01:39
Chuckles those chavs were sooooo bloody funny though and so easy to wind up. :D
I know. I await the death of another child in a high profile domestic abuse case with anticipation so the merriment can be repeated.
I know. I await the death of another child in a high profile domestic abuse case with anticipation so the merriment can be repeated.
yeah lol thing is they couldn't even understand a simple question and would get all "i'm gonna find out where you live and kick your ass" on me like when I said would you really kill someone you don't know over a child you don't know, and risk being sent to prison for 13years when you have children to look after hmmm so clever and hard :rolleyes:
I think not eh? lol all mouth and they think we were paedo's because we didn't agree with them *shakes head*
I think this thread is pretty amazing, learnt so much about people that surprised me
JSB Lives in Leceister. Always thought he was a London Boy :s
Streeteh
16-01-2009, 09:26
A/S/L?
24/M/Kingston (London)
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Depends on my mood and access to lubricant
What brought you to the forums?
Nokkon
How did you choose your forum name?
I was originally called Street|Spirit in my TFC days, a tribute to the radiohead song, after a while i shortened it to Street. Eeventually it became a trend to add 'eh' to the ends of our names in my clan, Streeteh was born.
Favourite movie?
Donnie Darko
Favourite song?
Street Spirit: Fade Out
Favourite food?
Curry
Favourite other thing to do?
Running (though i haven't recently due to being ill and the weather :()
First gig you went to?
Radiohead in the Brixton Academy
What’s your signature dish?
Steak and Ale pie
Give us some good advice:
If you haven't started drinking yet, don't bother. All it does is cost a lot of money, make you fat and lazy.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Steven Fry, Thom Yorke and John Peel
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Kelly Brook
What sound best describes you?
*Blaaark*
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
7, face and chest are hairy as hell but my back is nearly bare (thank god)
A little known fact about me is:
My great, great grandfather was the last person to throw himself off the monument at 'momunment station' in London before the govt put barriers up to stop them.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
sxtrfeewteh
A/S/L?
26 (eep)/F/down south
Want buttsecx? lol
No ta
What brought you to the forums?
Will…or Desmo…pretty sure it was Will…
How did you choose your forum name?
When I first found the interweb, I joined a roleplaying forum called the Castle of Fun which was an off shoot from The Wizards of the Coast (DnD). It was very much “Dungeons and Dragons meets Loony Toons”.
I had just finished reading some Dragonlance books and so sticking to the fantasy theme, picked the name of the evil goddess/dragon. I then promptly “opened” a coffee shop (which is actually still alive :shocked: http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=913030 along with a “phonebook” I started).
It has been shortened to Tak on a few forums now.
Favourite movie?
Lethal Weapon 3
Favourite song?
Varies depending on my mood
Favourite food?
Anything Chinese or blue steak
Favourite other thing to do?
Reading, rat shows, bubblebaths,
First gig you went to?
Mel C in Soton
What’s your signature dish?
Probably chilli although my quiches seem to go down well with people too
Give us some good advice:
Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Billy Connolly, Terry Pratchett, James Toseland
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Angelina Jolie, James Hetfield or Amy Lee
What sound best describes you?
*Crunch* (my joints) or something smutty
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
3 or 4 – legs need waxing
A little known fact about me is:
I have a basic qualification in counselling skills (although now I think about it I’m not sure where my certificate is)
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Roffle Waffles
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
takhgisisa (it started off so well)
Metalface Mark
16-01-2009, 11:40
A/S/L?
36/M/Scotland
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Maybe later.
What brought you to the forums?
Link on the SPS
How did you choose your forum name?
Combination of my name, and my favorite artist, Metalface Doom.
Favourite movie?
Currently Superbad, alltime Clerks.
Favourite song?
Accordian - MF Doom.
Favourite food?
Roast ham
Favourite other thing to do?
Watch football
First gig you went to?
Nik Kershaw at the Glasgow Apollo.
What’s your signature dish?
Sweet and sour chicken
Give us some good advice:
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then its probably a duck.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Bill Hicks, Deke Slayton and Hitler.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Kate Beckinsdale
What sound best describes you?
A looped drum beat.
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
6
A little known fact about me is:
I have a birthmark from my big toe to the top of my arse on one leg.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskaes
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:[/QUOTE]
km,werta.,dfaqWE M,A\RKJ
Blighter
16-01-2009, 12:05
A/S/L? 18/M/Gravesend,Kent
Want buttsecx? lol :pNot my cup of tea :D
What brought you to the forums? Ermm... Can't remember :o
How did you choose your forum name? I used to be in a band called the Black Knights Cadets... but that didn't sound right so I changed the last t to an r :)
Favourite movie? That's a hard one. Any decent comedy (Went to see role models last week - VERY funny :D)
Favourite song? I listen to anything.. don't have a favourite...
Favourite food? Fast ;D Or anything spicy.
Favourite other thing to do? There's other things to do? ;D I like outdoors stuff... walking, camping, etc...
First gig you went to? Ting Tings :D
What’s your signature dish? Anything which can be served on a plate smaller then 400*75.
Give us some good advice: Floss your teeth weekly at least. It's amazing the amount of gunk that your toothbrushes bristles can't get out.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with. Emma Watson (;D), Zooey Deschanel (;D), and Sarah Wayne Callies (;D)
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with? See above ;D
What sound best describes you? eDn8y7j8kSk
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you? 3.. just had it cut :p
A little known fact about me is: I've just been told I need my first ever filling :( (hence the flossing bit!)
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles? Lollerwaffleroflskates (Say that 3 times really fast...)
Finally type your forum name using your elbows: Vlioghgtere
A/S/L?
30, Male, Liverpool
Want buttsecx? lol
Hell No!!
What brought you to the forums?
Kitten !!
How did you choose your forum name?
Nickname since I was a kid
Favourite movie?
Rocky (All of em!)
Favourite song?
Anything by Gary Moore - probably "the messiah will come again"
Favourite food?
The Wife's Chilli
Favourite other thing to do?
Boxing / Training
First gig you went to?
Iron Maiden in the MEN Arena, Manchester
What’s your signature dish?
Curried Cod with Beansprout and Mango Salad
Give us some good advice:
Eat, Train & Sleep - everything else will then fall into place.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Rocky Marciano, Joe Frazier & Gary Moore
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
No Comment!!!
What sound best describes you?
650cc V-Twin motorbike engine
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
3? That is the funniest thing I have ever had to answer!
A little known fact about me is:
Apart from Boxing, Training & Motorcycles, I love to write Poetry
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates (Thanks for the help, Kitten!)
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
xstrfsefgvzaxsed
Davey_Pitch
16-01-2009, 13:00
A/S/L?
31/M/Liverpool
Want buttsecx? lol :p
No thanks, I'm good.
What brought you to the forums?
Invited by MB I think after we were removed from OcUK.
How did you choose your forum name?
I needed a chat name for Yahoo Chat way back in 1997. Picked this and have used it ever since.
Favourite movie?
Shawshank Redemption
Favourite song?
Sweet Child Of Mine - Guns 'N' Roses, or Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Favourite food?
Pizza Hut pizzas. Nom nom nom.
Favourite other thing to do?
Play lots of games.
First gig you went to?
Outdoor gig in Nottingham around 2000. Had bands like Del Amitri, The Corrs, and Jimmy Nail. Was ok.
What’s your signature dish?
I make a mean cheesecake.
Give us some good advice:
Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Muhammed Ali, Will Smith, Jessica Alba.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Jessica Alba.
What sound best describes you?
The sound the Xbox 360 makes when you switch it on.
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
5.
A little known fact about me is:
Despite being fat I'm a very agile and good goalkeeper.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Roflwaffles.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
eCFW3T6YGP;KI CVHN
Laptop keyboards are not made for that :/
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Jewel Staite.
I love that woman.
A/S/L?
38/M/Liverpool
Want buttsecx? lol :p
I would, but I’ve got a headache. :p
What brought you to the forums?
My younger sibling
How did you choose your forum name?
Many years ago I was nicknamed Judas Priest due to a studded leather I used to wear, when I started using chat rooms I used either Priest or CCPriest.
Favourite movie?
Zulu, Shawshank Redemption, The Sting or The Thing
Favourite song?
Del Amitri – Driving with the brakes on, The Levellers – Another man’s cause, Iron Maiden - Phantom Of The Opera
Favourite food?
Spag Bol
Favourite other thing to do?
Play pool, but nowhere near as often I used to, play 360 & drink
First gig you went to?
Went to a load of small gigs in the Crazy House back in the late 80’s, early 90’s, first festival was The Monsters of Rock in 92
What’s your signature dish?
Toast
Give us some good advice:
Don’t eat yellow snow
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Alan Moore, Jack Kirby and Jim Lee
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Lucy Pinder
What sound best describes you?
**Silence**
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
Probably a 7 or 8. Haven’t got much hair on my chest, but what’s on my face & head more than makes up
A little known fact about me is:
I used to be a bingo caller and I once fell asleep on Knotty Ash roundabout. :o
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Okay…..
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
poreuiedsrf
Von Smallhausen
16-01-2009, 17:44
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Angelina Joile
I bet Desmo gets the Jester's Shoes just thinking about that one.
I bet Desmo gets the Jester's Shoes just thinking about that one.
And it would be on youporn faster than you can say 'box office flop'.
A/S/L?
28/F/London Village
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Er... no..
What brought you to the forums?
My brother was watching cool clips and funny **** on OCUK and told me to register... Pebs told me about BD as it was front page on the Gossip circuit at the time :p
How did you choose your forum name?
BB x is an abbreviation of my OCUK username. I am from Brighton and Belle is the translation of the second part of my real name.
It was also a train that ran from London to Brighton in olden times.
Favourite movie?
Monsters Inc
Favourite song?
La Isla Bonita - Madonna, the only song that I can 'sing' without giving earache to spectators :D I know all the words... hee
Always - JBJ
You Oughta Know - Alanis Morrisette (and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it... well can you feel it?!)
Favourite food?
chicken, mushroom, onion pasta mmmmmm!
Favourite other thing to do?
Dance!
First gig you went to?
Take That :D
What’s your signature dish?
Chicken and Sweetcorn pie at the moment, and cheesecake, and pavalova.
Give us some good advice:
Have a little empathy with people before you open your gob.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Richard Branson, Britney Spears, Derren Brown
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Angelina Jolie/Clare Bear, Christian Bale/Paul Walker
What sound best describes you?
A cat purring
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
2.5, just seen the rogue black hair on my leg... ewww!
A little known fact about me is:
I am allergic to egg. (scrambled, poached, fried, boiled only :p)
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Roflcopter! :D
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
nb bnx
BB x
Blighter
17-01-2009, 01:25
First gig you went to?
Rick Astley
You was born for the internet :D ;D
Kell_ee001
17-01-2009, 01:58
Give us some good advice:
... and remember never to masturbate in between the light and the window.
;D Damn good advice! ;D
A/S/L?
36/F/Nairn
Want buttsecx? lol :p
I'm flattered but as I don't know you from Adam, I will politely decline.
What brought you to the forums?
Shortly after this place was opened I was invited by the patron saint of calamity himself ;)
How did you choose your forum name?
I use it for nearly all forums. When I was playing Anarchy Online with two of my friends we all started creating *uban characters. Muban was my Doctor and who turned out to be my main.
Favourite movie?
Couldn't pick just one. Ask me tomorrow and it would have changed.
Favourite song?
See above.
Favourite food?
Saltimbocca or Jaeger Schnitzel... it's impossible to decide!
Favourite other thing to do?
Spend time with close friends.
First gig you went to?
The Mission, Elgin Town Hall 1988
What’s your signature dish?
Saltimbocca
Give us some good advice:
Look after your teeth, look after your feet. With any luck you will get to an age you will thank me for that :)
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Peter O'Toole, Stephen Fry and Will Smith
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
If given the actual oppertunity....... I wouldn't.
What sound best describes you?
*Sudden sharp intake of breath*
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
1
A little known fact about me is:
I have very bendy legs.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Did someone say waffles? Yum.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
muba n
I think I must have pointy elbows:confused:
Beansprout
17-01-2009, 02:48
A/S/L?
Mmm yes please
Want buttsecx? lol :p
No :D
What brought you to the forums?
Invite :)
How did you choose your forum name?
'tis based on my long-standing e-mail address which I made up years and years ago. No idea why. Doesn't mean anything or stand for anything either...I just didn't want dominic84293@hotmail.com :)
Favourite movie?
Batman Begins perhaps? Don't know, I've got so many favourites.
Favourite song?
Disturbia....Debussy's Claire de Lune.....Starsailor's Alcoholic
Favourite food?
Mmmmmmexicannnn :D
Favourite other thing to do?
Sit at my PC instead of my laptop?
First gig you went to?
Fast Show Live!
What’s your signature dish?
Hmm....salmon...mmmm...
Give us some good advice:
Work hard, play harder!
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Richard Branson, Keira Knightley, Liam Neeson
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Hayden, duh....
What sound best describes you?
Bzzzzt!
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
5
A little known fact about me is:
I used to trade Pokemon cards and was the primary 'dealer' for my school, with hundreds of cards and lots of coins in my pocket?
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates! But darn it the image escapes me:(
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
No because I could accidentally cause carnage :p
I bet Desmo gets the Jester's Shoes just thinking about that one.
Only once or twice.....a day ;D
leowyatt
17-01-2009, 11:28
A little known fact about me is:
I have very bendy legs.
behind my head or yours? :o ;D
A/S/L?
31/Yes/Essex innit.
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Is it the weekend?
What brought you to the forums?
Huddy. Strangely he neglected to provide a warning!
How did you choose your forum name?
When your first car is an Austin Allegro you get looked at strangely. When it's a BROWN austin allegro people talk. When your SECOND car is an Austin Allegro the name is cast.
Favourite movie?
Dusk til Dawn
Favourite song?
Tunnel of Love, Dire Straits.
Favourite food?
Chicken Tikka with Keema Rice and Keema Naan. I am not a vegetarian!
Favourite other thing to do?
Sleep. Preferably with someone.
First gig you went to?
Meatloaf.
What’s your signature dish?
I do a mean omellete. Just can't spell it.
Give us some good advice:
Don't step in front of a bus.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Duke of Edinburgh, Al Murray and Lee Evans. Reckon we'd have a right laugh :D
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Rachel Weisz. Mmm :)
What sound best describes you?
:numpty:
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
5
A little known fact about me is:
I was born on the same day as Prince Peter.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
I don't even know what the second one is so I'll go for the first :)
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
juytrdfqawseer3w
NokkonWud
17-01-2009, 15:44
Al Murray is great, really nice guy and a complete gentleman. Did a 2h 45m set, only 15m of which were a break, and then he stayed behind for an hour and a half signing autographs, talking, posing for photo's etc... Amazing really.
Just seen him live once, in about 1998 when I was at Uni, he came to the union. I knocked a glass over accidentaly and he asked if I wanted a fight. A bit later one of my mates dropped his glass and smashed it, and he said something like "Oh that's it, make me feel homesick!" :)
A/S/L?
22 / Male / Nr.Bedford/Hitchin
Want buttsecx? lol
Why not?
What brought you to the forums?
Previous meets, people disappeared, found forums.
How did you choose your forum name?
School nickname (Far too many Dans in my yeargroup)
Favourite movie?
I like films, no favourite. Blockbusters are good but some of the lesser known films I have enjoyed due to character connection or storyline.
Favourite song?
Viva la vida, it's stuck in my head although I don't listen to it that much.
Favourite food?
Nothing beats a perfect pizza.
Favourite other thing to do?
Photography, if I had more confidence
First gig you went to?
Coldplay - CP athletics stadium 2005
What’s your signature dish?
undiscovered, although I like making jenga towers out of fishfingers.
Give us some good advice:
Don't listen to me, I'm probably wrong :)
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Don't really care, would just like to go to the pub to learn something new.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
New dance move? Not much of a dancer
What sound best describes you?
Silence
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
4
A little known fact about me is:
If it can go wrong, it most likely will :)
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Yes
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
st6eeps
yay for having pointy elbows :D
Creature
17-01-2009, 21:02
A/S/L?
22 / Male / Nr.Bedford/Hitchin
Want buttsecx? lol
Not right now
What brought you to the forums?
Jenjey invited me :)
How did you choose your forum name?
Used it online for about 6 years now
Favourite movie?
Lord of the Rings
Favourite song?
Feeder - just a Day
Favourite food?
Proper bacon sarnie
Favourite other thing to do?
Gaming
First gig you went to?
Feeder, in about 2005
What’s your signature dish?
Bacon and egg sarnie
Give us some good advice:
Only if you believe, will you succeed
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Viggo Mortensen, Dara O'Brien and Ed Byrne
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Jewel Staite, though not at the same time as Jarp
What sound best describes you?
Zzzzz
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
4
A little known fact about me is:
I've been knocked unconcious at least 3 times to my knowledge, but never for any longer than 5 seconds. I loved being a goalkeeper.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Roflwaffles
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
creturte
A/S/L?
40 / I got one dangling / Salt Lake City, Utah
Want buttsecx? lol :p
No, that's quite all right.
What brought you to the forums?
I was invited after I left OcUK.
How did you choose your forum name?
It's my first name. My forum name used to be Mickey_D, but this place is so informal...
Favourite movie?
Probably Star Trek : First Contact
Favourite song?
I have quite a few depending on the mood. Generally something late 60's rock.
Favourite food?
Steak. Medium with a side of sour cream and a baked potato smothered in butter.
Favourite other thing to do?
Ride our electric scooters with my son.
First gig you went to?
Do you mean the first time I was in the audience or up on stage?
What’s your signature dish?
Grilled hamburgers.
Give us some good advice:
Watch what you say and where. You never know who's listening.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Andrei Tupolev, Niel Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Kate Walsh. I love me a redhead.
What sound best describes you?
Tim Taylor - "arrrr?"
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
9.5
A little known fact about me is:
My birthday coincides with the lead character from Quantum Leap.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
I LOL a lot, so...
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
dcxfzaSrfdtfrdtikj n (I have big elbows :D )
NokkonWud
19-01-2009, 15:35
Holy crap! Mickey_D. I remember seeing that name, you're the one with the badass pickup trucks? :D
Kell_ee001
19-01-2009, 15:38
Holy crap! Mickey_D. I remember seeing that name, you're the one with the badass pickup trucks? :D
You have nearly 2k of posts and you didn't know who Darrin was? ;D
Davey_Pitch
19-01-2009, 15:39
Holy crap! Mickey_D. I remember seeing that name, you're the one with the badass pickup trucks? :D
You've only just figured it out? I thought everyone knew :p
NokkonWud
19-01-2009, 15:47
You're talking about someone who only put Kitten and Kitten_Caboodle together 4 days ago after reading this thread despite knowing they were both living in Liverpool, Liverpool FC fans, female and called Kitten... So it shouldn't come as a surprise. ;D
Kell_ee001
19-01-2009, 15:49
You're talking about someone who only put Kitten and Kitten_Caboodle together 4 days ago after reading this thread despite knowing they were both living in Liverpool, Liverpool FC fans, female and called Kitten... So it shouldn't come as a surprise. ;D
;D
You have nearly 2k of posts and you didn't know who Darrin was? ;D
Neither did I! lol!
BB x
A/S/L?
42/male/Notts
Want buttsecx? lol
er , which way ? actually bit busy at moment
What brought you to the forums?
Old friends ( and some younger ones too :p )
How did you choose your forum name?
I didn't, Frogface did
Favourite movie?
Goodfellas
Favourite song?
Get back to you on this one
Favourite food?
Curry or extramely good steak
Favourite other thing to do?
Beer
First gig you went to?
Probably Quo
What’s your signature dish
no one thing in particular
Give us some good advice:
Remember these 3 words and you will never be short of money "stick em up"
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Ghandi, Bill Shankley, Branson
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Gemma Atkinson
What sound best describes you?
anything loud
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
3
A little known fact about me is:
I like the French
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
errrr
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
trt54fwegyr
Holy crap! Mickey_D. I remember seeing that name, you're the one with the badass pickup trucks? :D
Heh, I only had ONE truck. I did have the Blazer, though. But that's not a pickup truck. I do hope you're talking about that rusted out hunk of **** blue thing I beat the snot out of on a daily basis in Minnesota, right?
NokkonWud
20-01-2009, 17:16
That's the one! :D
A/S/L?
Still 18 at heart ;)
Want buttsecx? lol :p
Only if I'm the giver.
What brought you to the forums?
I found that this was where a load of the old OcUK names & faces were in exile :)
How did you choose your forum name?
^Sol, or Solari have always been my internet nickname. It's sort of related to the fact that I did Solaris sysadmin for a few years and also Solaria (a la Isaac Asmov).
Favourite movie?
Leon
Favourite song?
Too many to mention. "What You Deserve" by the Exies is a hot favourite at the moment.
Favourite food?
Mexican or Indian. *parp*
Favourite other thing to do?
Play the piano or countryside driving.
First gig you went to?
Paul Weller
What’s your signature dish?
Chicken Fajitas
Give us some good advice:
Don't eat snow where the huskies go?
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
I'm assuming they have to currently be alive... so:
William Hague, Keith Flint, John Williams
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Natalie Imbruglia
What sound best describes you?
Waves crashing
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
4
A little known fact about me is:
Hum...pass...don't want to spill any dirt.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
dslolsazrfki
Neither did I! lol!
BB x
? Did the pictures of snow not give it away?
Well, we DO have lots of snow here in Utah, too. :D
? Did the pictures of snow not give it away?
Tbh I didn't really know him on ocuk... only as a name.
BB x
NokkonWud
22-01-2009, 00:16
I'm always nice until it comes to Sports :p.
Psymonkee
22-01-2009, 00:35
Well, we DO have lots of snow here in Utah, too. :D
Wait Utah?!? :(
Best not be a Jazz fan.....
Holy crap! Mickey_D. I remember seeing that name, you're the one with the badass pickup trucks? :D
lol at Nokkon.
Edit. Mickey_D is Darrin :shocked: :D
A/S/L?
25/m/bristol
Want buttsecx? lol :p
no
What brought you to the forums?
An email invite, then the cooking forum made me stay
How did you choose your forum name?
red alert or some game in that era had a letter limit and my previous internet name was to big, from chemistry lessons when I was always messing around with Acid and getting in trouble for burning stuff and blowing things up.
Favourite movie?
The usual suspects, but I have loads of fav movies
Favourite song?
Metallica - whiskey in the jar
Favourite food?
How am I meant to reply to that..
a decent red wine stew or pie and pad thai.
Favourite other thing to do?
Festivals and gigs...
First gig you went to?
green day at the age of 18 or 19. all day gig at Cardiff castle.
What’s your signature dish?
I suppose it would have to be a very simple chicken and broccoli bake from uni days, which people still love. Although, I'm trying to do more fine dining stuff these days.
Give us some good advice:
"The trouble with putting armour on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure."
In laymens terms if you don't put yourself out, you will never get what you want in live.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
not sure
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Far to many to choose.
But a young joey lauran adams has to be on the list.
What sound best describes you?
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
3 not hairy at all for a guy and going bold as well..
A little known fact about me is:
Born with a hole in my heart, deaf and with a bad squint. Luckily the first two healed themselfs after 12-24months and the squint was corrected with 2 operations.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
can I go neither
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
qaiuyjhnl;l2
Knipples
22-01-2009, 19:01
A little known fact about me is:
Born with a hole in my heart, death and with a bad squint. Luckily the first two healed themselfs after 12-24months and the squint was corrected with 2 operations.
:shocked: You were born dead? ;)
:shocked: You were born dead? ;)
Just no language skills :o
Knipples
22-01-2009, 20:00
Just no language skills :o
;D :p
A/S/L?
36/M/Hell ok Scotland but at times you cant tell the difference
Want buttsecx? lol
No thanks
What brought you to the forums?
Goggle and searching for where all the usual suspects from meets and OCUK went to
How did you choose your forum name?
Long time online gaming name
Favourite movie?
Too many to list
Favourite song?
Nightwish - Wish I Had An Angel
Favourite food?
Lasagna
Favourite other thing to do?
Sleep
First gig you went to?
AC/DC SECC Glasgow
What’s your signature dish?
Lasagna
Give us some good advice:
Be afraid be very afraid i'm lurking
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
None as don't do pubs really
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Gillian Anderson
What sound best describes you?
Creak of the bed as i lie sleeping or moving about in it
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
6-7
A little known fact about me is:
I am so boring no interesting facts about me
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Neither
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
sdcmn
Pumpkinstew
24-06-2011, 14:05
Noticed there are some new names about and I thought I'd give this a bump.
Briggykins
24-06-2011, 19:16
Yay, I like surveys.
A/S/L?
28/m/Exeter!
Want buttsecx? lol
Ask politely.
What brought you to the forums?
I was dragged in by two of your more reputable members, and enjoyed it.
How did you choose your forum name?
Quite often known as Briggy (shortened form of my surname), added 'kins' on the end for some reason. Elsewhere I'm known as Masterdog, for which there's a far more interesting story. Oh well.
Favourite movie?
American Beauty
Favourite song?
Tomorrow I'll tell you something different, but right now I'd probably say...Find the River by REM.
Favourite food?
Chinese. Specifically, an Orange Chicken I had in a mall in Miami.
Favourite other thing to do?
Play music. I just don't know anyone else to play it with!
First gig you went to?
Er...Chesney Hawkes. But let's move on.
What’s your signature dish?
Omelettes. I also make a terrific mashed spud.
Give us some good advice:
'You only live once' doesn't mean you should take risks and try something different. It means you should play everything as safe as possible :)
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Charlie Brooker, Dara O'Briain, Dave Matthews (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_matthews)
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Mila Kunis
What sound best describes you?
Most farts
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
4 - hair grows very fast but not in very many places
A little known fact about me is:
I was briefly the world's youngest man.
Oh all right then. I have partial simple syndactyly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syndactyly) on two of my toes on each foot.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Oh, Lollerskates.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
b friujk89gtygtyhyhkioiuijknhdews
Another Dave Matthews fan? I applaud your good taste in music \o/
Briggykins
24-06-2011, 20:27
Another Dave Matthews fan? I applaud your good taste in music \o/
Yay! Quite often 'Spoon' would have made my favourite song choice :)
Good god, I can't even remember posting in this thread.
Knipples
24-06-2011, 23:03
Good god, I can't even remember posting in this thread.
Have to admit, I went back and looked at what I'd posted.
I'm enjoying re-listening to my favourite tracks at that time; I'd forgotten how much I love all of those songs! :)
volospian
25-06-2011, 08:39
A/S/L?
42/M/Leicestershire
Want buttsecx? lol
No thanks, neither give nor receive.
What brought you to the forums?
IainB invited me after I got fed up of OcUK
How did you choose your forum name?
It's a character from a Michael Moorcock novel
Favourite movie?
Hmm... difficult, the Godfather, probably.
Favourite song?
Loads, but for now... New Day Yesterday by Jethro Tull
Favourite food?
Thai.
Favourite other thing to do?
Play guitar.
First gig you went to?
No one famous, just a mates band.
What’s your signature dish?
camarones al mojo de ajo with arroz blanco.
Give us some good advice:
try it, you might like it.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Stirling Moss, Bruno Senna and Jackie Stewart
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Lisa Snowdon
What sound best describes you?
a V8 on idle?
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
7. Don't shave much, so I'm usually stubbly. Hairly legs!
A little known fact about me is:
I have a rare heart condition known as Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome. It affects around 0.2% of the population. I guess that makes me special, but I'd rather be normal.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Lollerskates.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
olp;l.;oplsaz;p'[ikloa\Q
A/S/L?
28/M/Århus
Want buttsecx? lol
Buy me a drink and ask me again.
What brought you to the forums?
I was invited into the cult by another member. I think it was Belmit?
How did you choose your forum name?
When I lived in a not-so-expensive country, I used to fly for a hobby. Goose was chosen by someone and here we are.
Favourite movie?
Heat.
Favourite song?
I'm going to go with "Forsaken Cowboy", by Röyksopp. My choice changes though.
Favourite food?
Spaghetti bolognese.
Favourite other thing to do?
Play rugby.
First gig you went to?
I've not been to any. I want to catch Robyn soon though.
What’s your signature dish?
Green Thai curry.
Give us some good advice:
If you think you'll enjoy it, just bloody do it. Life is short.
Choose three famous people you’d like to go to the pub with.
Robert Redford, Robert De Niro and Al Paccino. I'd be interested to see what they are like as normal people.
Celebrity you’d most like to do the horizontal hokey-cokey with?
Sienna Miller.
What sound best describes you?
The clunking sound when a PA-28 lands.
On a scale of 1-10 how hairy are you?
Assuming 10 means gorilla, I'd put myself as an 8.
A little known fact about me is:
My blood takes too long to clot (according to the NHS, who never found why). I take a first aid kit nearly everywhere I go as the smallest of cuts makes a massive mess. Or I ram plasters into my back pocket.
Lollerskates or Roflwaffles?
Roflwaffles.
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
gboloxsed
Finally type your forum name using your elbows:
gboloxsed
Awesome. ;D
I think all keyboards should have an 'elbow rating'. I give my Apple keyboard 9/10. Or, as the elbow rating says, 90/q10
Looking at what keys you pressed, you have "\" shaped elbows.
Don't we all?
mine are more v shaped!
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