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Garp
20-01-2009, 10:17
What would be your superuseless power?

e.g. power of inflight flight, you can fly, but only when flying in a plane. only thing it's good for is avoiding the trolleys in aisles.

Slumberjack - superhuman strength, but only when asleep.

precog, but only 2 seconds into the future.


mine: ability to control DVD players with my mind, but only when tv is off.

Lana came up with two: Ability to levitate, but only under water.
laserblast eyes, but only when they're closed (for the split second your eyelids would last under such a barrage)
Justsomebloke
20-01-2009, 10:20
The Ability to breathe under water but only when on Dry land.

Being able to knock people out just with the Smell of your own fart, Only trouble is it knocks you out an all.
Wryel
20-01-2009, 11:16
Y-ray vision: being able to see through anything but only when its pitch black.
Fayshun
20-01-2009, 11:43
The ability to run as fast as a speeding locomotive, a Virgin locomotive.
Fayshun
20-01-2009, 11:43
The ability to run as fast as a speeding locomotive, a Virgin locomotive.
Justsomebloke
20-01-2009, 11:45
Or the ability to post two posts at the same time saying the same thing whilst only typing it once :D
Fayshun
20-01-2009, 11:46
Or the ability to post two posts at the same time saying the same thing whilst only typing it once :D
:o

My superuseless power.

/DoublepostMan
Justsomebloke
20-01-2009, 11:50
I would use my Heat ray but it only works whilst ambient temps are above 140 degrees.
Wossi
20-01-2009, 11:58
The ability to turn invisible. But only when nobody is watching.

*wonders if anyone gets the reference*
Streeteh
20-01-2009, 12:00
Immortality but only when i'm dead

[EDIT] Now i think about it technically loads of famous people have this superpower ;)
Justsomebloke
20-01-2009, 12:04
The ability to turn invisible. But only when nobody is watching.

*wonders if anyone gets the reference*


Yes I do you cheat & I refused to post that myself when I thought of it, Naughty naughty :p
Desmo
20-01-2009, 14:56
The ability to freeze things....but only in temperatures of -50°C
Desmo
20-01-2009, 14:56
You can shoot fireballs from your hands.....underwater.
Steeps
20-01-2009, 15:31
The ability to hear other peoples thoughts, in a language you don't understand.
Belmit
20-01-2009, 16:13
The ability to turn invisible. But only when nobody is watching.

*wonders if anyone gets the reference*

Awesome film! :D Hated it on the first watch, but really got the subtle jokes on a begrudged second viewing and ended up buying the DVD.



The Super Wangslap (only inherited on the female side of the family).

Invisible Internal Organs.

The ability to emit background radiation.
NokkonWud
20-01-2009, 16:15
Ability to manipulate electricity... underwater.
petemc
20-01-2009, 21:16
The ability to see through womens clothes, only when worn by men.
Mondo
20-01-2009, 21:22
The ability to see through womens clothes, only when worn by men.

I am sure Michael Barrymore would love that superpower. ;D
Solari
20-01-2009, 23:13
I am sure Michael Barrymore would love that superpower. ;D

Or Julian Clary - I'm sure that'd give him a few sticky moments :p
Greenlizard0
21-01-2009, 02:24
Isn't Aquaman supposedly mocked for comparitevly useless superpowers compared to other heroes?

There's a scene in Family guy mocking it I think.
Kell_ee001
21-01-2009, 03:03
;D I've played this before and some of my favourites were...

7th Bullet bulletproof.

Ultra Short-Range Teleportation.

Ability to talk and annoy someone at the same time.
Garp
21-01-2009, 03:13
Ability to talk and annoy someone at the same time.

Ahh so Ruby Wax has superpowers after all?
Desmo
21-01-2009, 08:38
The ability to have control over water, you can make it do anything....but only in the desert.
Stan_Lite
21-01-2009, 09:30
;D I've played this before and some of my favourites were...

7th Bullet bulletproof.

Ultra Short-Range Teleportation.

Ability to talk and annoy someone at the same time.

Well, one out of three isn't too bad :p

Telekinetic ability but you can only move objects lighter than a grain of sand.
Belmit
21-01-2009, 10:34
Super speed, which activates when you close your eyes!
Fayshun
21-01-2009, 11:21
Super speed, which activates when you close your eyes!
The ability to vomit copiously and then forget about it?:p
Pebs
21-01-2009, 12:17
Ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Oly-593
21-01-2009, 12:34
To be totally irresistible to women.......

but only ones over 70 years old. :p
Desmo
21-01-2009, 12:37
;D
Jonny69
21-01-2009, 12:42
precog, but only 2 seconds into the future.
That would still be useful. Stop you doing the REALLY stupid things.
Kell_ee001
21-01-2009, 12:47
Well, one out of three isn't too bad :p

:D
Solari
21-01-2009, 15:01
If you're heterosexual, the ability to be invisible, but only in showers/changing rooms meant for your sex :(