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Garp
27-01-2009, 01:19
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.

After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price."

Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."

Blighter
27-01-2009, 01:36
Hahaha :D

Stan_Lite
27-01-2009, 09:09
I physically lolled at that and had to read it out to the mud engineer when he asked me what I was laughing at - he laughed and then groaned :D

lostkat
27-01-2009, 09:33
I am a blonde and I am OFFENDED at this joke. I'd never dream of wearing alligator shoes. Urgh!! :p

Stan_Lite
27-01-2009, 10:15
For some reason I can't stop thinking about Monty Burns' monkey waistcoat now :(

Belmit
27-01-2009, 10:38
My slippers are albino African endangered rhino!

Pebs
27-01-2009, 12:57
LOL!

Chuckles
27-01-2009, 13:45
7/10

TinkerBell
27-01-2009, 14:43
LOL ;D

Steeps
27-01-2009, 19:07
Where do alligator shoes come from then? :confused:

Von Smallhausen
27-01-2009, 19:35
Where do alligator shoes come from then? :confused:

Meerkats, stupid.

pffft.

Lana
28-01-2009, 08:45
I am a blonde and I am OFFENDED at this joke. I'd never dream of wearing alligator shoes. Urgh!! :p

Seriously. I object.

Steeps
28-01-2009, 16:22
Meerkats, stupid.

pffft.

I've been comparing meerkats but all they seem to do is tell me about car insurance, not boots. I'm so lost.

Piggymon
28-01-2009, 20:27
LOL!

You would ;)

BBx
28-01-2009, 23:41
I am a blonde and I am OFFENDED at this joke. I'd never dream of wearing alligator shoes. Urgh!! :p

I'm brunette and am too, offended at this joke!!!

BB x

Lana
29-01-2009, 08:46
(...is this where i admit that i actually did crack a smile and made a mental note to add it to my blonde joke reserves?)

Blighter
29-01-2009, 18:39
I told this to a mate at work today, turned around, and there was a customer standing there... Blonde.

I think she heard it as she looked annoyed :p