Weirdest compliments

[semi-pro waster]

It's always nice to receive a compliment but what is the weirdest one you've ever been given? I'm pretty sure mine has to be "you're the kind of guy who'd walk on the outside of the pavement" - what I think she meant was that I was behaving like a gentleman and technically I suppose I was on the outside of the pavement but that's bye the bye.

Anyone else have anything else to compare in the oddness stakes?

[Stan_Lite]

Probably "If I wasn't a lesbian, you're the kind of guy I'd go out with".

[Tak]

I've been called "striking" before which I wasn't sure how to take. In my paranoid lil mind it sounds like something you'd say to a woman who you couldn't call attractive or pretty but didn't want to be nasty to :p

[Muban]

Being told something along the lines of..... 'You know you are one of those girls who you aren't the most beautiful woman in the room, but you are by far the sexiest' I can't decide if that was a compliment or a slap in the face. I mean if you think I am sexy why not just say that? Or does it mean I am a bit of a boot but somehow manage to get away with it :o;D;D

[Knipples]

I wore an uncharacteristically short dress at the work Christmas party and got "For such a short bird you've got suprisingly long legs" ;D

I had something similar from my friend when I was led in bed this morning she patted the duvet and asked if that was my leg, when I said it was she said "But your only little, how can your legs come that far down the bed"

Ive also had "For a bird, you dont half know your football!" :)

[Lomster]

only one i can think of was "considering you're fat , you are so f'ing sexy babe" that was friday night by some random lol

[Pumpkinstew]

'Wow, in this light your eyes are really very blue. Uhhh, it's actually a bit scarey...'

[NokkonWud]

"You're actually a nice guy".
Yay for second impressions I guess :p.

[Wryel]

'You're weird, but its endearing'

[Nutcase]

Ive also had "For a bird, you dont half know your football!" :)

I wouldn't call that a compliment :p

[Pebs]

'You still look knackered but not as knackered as last time I saw you', today at work. Yeah, thanks for that :D

[Roberta]

From the bloke after I'd got ready to go out to a party:

'You look like a Spanish prostitute. But that's ok, cos I like Spanish prostitutes!'

Still makes me laugh now.

[Pebs]

'You look like a Spanish prostitute. But that's ok, cos I like Spanish prostitutes!'



The romantic fool!

[iCraig]

"If you were a car, you'd be one of those nice ones. The one I saw last Sunday on Top Gear. The silver one. It was nice."

Thanks. :\

[_dogma_]

"Your boobs are looking nice today. Have you had a boobjob?"

:huh:

[Justsomebloke]

I don't know if it is weird to You lot but I get this said to me a Lot,


" There is Something about you though Malc isn't there" :huh:



I know what it means & what they mean when they say it but still I have to think about it when they say it :p




Another one is

"You should write a book"

S'pose they mean My life is interesting enough to write a book about it :confused:

Me I am like O Yer Lets write a book a tell the Whole World just exactly how much of a **** I have been in my life, Great idea a :p + ;D

[Pheebs]

When I was at school:

Rich Cowbag Bleach Blonde Hair Twit Face Beauty Queen: "Oh my God. When you actually look at her (referring to me), she's quite pretty.

Stupid Bleach Blonde Bint Number 2: "Yeh. Yeh you're kind of right."

Rich Cowbag Bleach Blonde Hair Twit Face Beauty Queen: "No I'm definitely right. Hey Pheebs. You know what. I think you have a good face for a model."

Stupid Bleach Blonde Bint Number 2: "Yeh. Yeh she does. Dunno about the rest of her though"

Rich Cowbag Bleach Blonde Hair Twit Face Beauty Queen: "I dunno. With a lot of work and a re-style I think she'd look gorgeous."

:confused:

They caused me hell in school. It was the only nice thing they ever said to me. One of the girls had a boob job shortly after. I secretly hoped for years one of her boobs would pop and fall off.

Probably one of my most evil thoughts ever in the entire history of my life. Stupid moobag twit monkey.

[Pumpkinstew]

Stupid moobag twit monkey.

;D
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[Jingo]

I secretly hoped for years one of her boobs would pop and fall off.


Pheebs... has your creative streak turned to animation of recent?...

http://www.aniboom.com/shapeshifter/263750/exploding-boob/

[divine]

"you look like sweet when you eat lol"

Just received that over MSN :p

[Kell_ee001]

"You're one of the boys!" Never been 100% sure how to take that one tbh although I know it's meant as a compliment :huh:

"the only reason you're single is because you're too laid back" :confused: *scratches head*

[semi-pro waster]

Another odd comment I had recently was "you seem so settled that I always thought you had a girlfriend", I'm assuming it was a compliment largely because she said it right before she kissed me but really how are you meant to take a statement like that?

[Pumpkinstew]

"You're one of the boys!"

Depending on context that's either the biggest compliment you'll ever receive or it's time to start shaving.;)

In the same way if a girl tells a man 'You are just the sweetest guy' it's time to either pop a breathmint or grow a pair.

[Fayshun]

In the same way if a girl tells a man 'You are just the sweetest guy' it's time to either pop a breathmint or grow a pair.
I got made an "Honorary Girl" when I was at uni. :(

[Stellios]

"the only reason you're single is because you're too laid back" :confused: *scratches head*

My kinda gal :)

[Snuggle Ferret]

When I was at school, I was told that "I had great hair because it bounced all the time"

[Fayshun]

^^ haha! I was told I have 'Hammer House of Horror 70's porn hair' :shocked:

(and I was fully clothed, so yes, keep your mind above the neck please ;))

On a slightly related note - Lom was flicking throgh the crappy moves on Sky last night and stopped on "The Love Thief" a British 70's mucky film. Cue lady with big curly hair getting out the bath, she was even bigger and curlier down there.

Lom - ":shocked: Didn't they shave back then?"

Me - ;D

[Lomster]

Oi :(
Anyway you got it wrong I actually said I assume they didn't shave back then :p