High Speed Chase

[Garp]

After an intense high speed chase, an officer finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over.

"You know," says the cop, "I was originally pulling you over to tell you your taillight is out. Why the hell did you take off like that?"

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

[Chuckles]

Shocking.

[Pebs]

:D

[Mark]

Pebs, you need to watch out, Garp is clearly trying to steal your :pebbles: smiley. :p

[Pebs]

I feel the need for a jokes thread, maybe tomorrow.....that's MY smilie!

[Belmit]

The only person laughing here is Garp. He knows exactly what he's doing and it's at our expense. Fiendishly mean.

[Jingo]

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ