A BD wedding

[A Place of Light]

Hypothetical scenario time again.
You're getting married to someone from BD, so put names to the positions (steady, no smut here thank you) and the reasons why.

Groom/Bride.

Best man/matron of honour.

page boy(s).

Bridesmaids.

Given away by.

DJ at the reception.


:)

[Piggymon]

Piggy/Desmo .. self explanatory ;)
MB/Aitch or lostkat/Lopez ... Got lots of friends on here but probably closest to these lot
Malc .. I'd love to see malc in a ickle bow tie or a sailor suit ;D
Pheebs/Roberta/Haly/Pebs/BBx ... lovely girlies who I am closest to
Feekles .. My oldest friend on here
Luke ... nuff said ;)

Now you :p

:D

[Lopez]

Sinead I have to say that list is almost the same as mine would be

B+G: Lopez/Lostkat
Best Man/MOH: MB/Aitch or Piggymon/Desmo, Will (for best man not M.O.H!)... I'd find this incredibly hard to pick as these are all fantastic people.
Page Boys: Stan/Daz/Pickers/Leowyatt/Burble/Davey too many to mention - all sound geezers who know the score
Give Away: Feek because I've known him since forever
DJ: MB for the first half with some late 70's and 80's favourites handing over to DJ DRZ on the 1's and 2's belting out some excellently produced 90's beats for the second half of the night :cool:

[A Place of Light]

Groom/Bride.
Chuckles, it's been unrequited for so long though

Best man/matron of honour.
CBS, as it'll mean that at least once he'll be the best man in the room ;)

page boy(s).
Desmo. The chance to see him in shorts would be too good to miss out on

Bridesmaids.
Malc.The chance to see him in a dress would be too good to miss out on.

Given away by.
Bakez. It'd just feel so right, lol

DJ at the reception.
Luke, he'd annoy the oldies :D


:)
Done

[luke]

Piggy/Desmo .. self explanatory ;)
MB/Aitch or lostkat/Lopez ... Got lots of friends on here but probably closest to these lot
Malc .. I'd love to see malc in a ickle bow tie or a sailor suit ;D
Pheebs/Roberta/Haly/Pebs/BBx ... lovely girlies who I am closest to
Feekles .. My oldest friend on here
Luke ... nuff said ;)

Now you :p

:D

lol, it would be an honour :D

[Kell_ee001]

;D ;D

[Davey_Pitch]

Bridesmaids - Priestess (as long as no 'unforseen circs' get in the way ;))

You forgot Hannah (Fraggle), she's a member here, all 4 or so posts of her anyway :p

[G|mp]

Groom/Bride. G|mp and Nokon (we could watch football together all day)

Best man/matron of honour. Freefaller

page boy(s). Lopez

Bridesmaids. Lostkat (pure norkage reasons)

Given away by. Most people would give Nokon away

DJ at the reception. Me !



I would also sell the pictures to Hello, we should get about 4 quid Nok :x

[Belmit]

Toons by : Anyone Except Belmit.

Harsh! Have fun at your wedding with absolutely NO Shed Seven...

[Piggymon]

/leaves :angry:



I knew i'd miss people out... I always do :/ :lipsrsealed:

[Piggymon]

*flounces*

[Greenlizard0]

I'm not getting married to somebody from the internetz!! (It'd oddly enough be too close to an arranged marriage which I just honestly baulk at).

[Piggymon]

*chases*:lubu:

:x

[Piggymon]

I'm not getting married to somebody from the internetz!! (It'd oddly enough be too close to an arranged marriage which I just honestly baulk at).

You posted, you gotta choose !

[Greenlizard0]

You posted, you gotta choose !

Well, you look like you have nice legs, so you'll do! :p :D

[Lopez]

Lopez, you missed off bridesmaids :angry:



I would not DARE choose something like that, it's up to Kate!

[Piggymon]

What a lovely proposal ! ;D ;D

[Tak]

Well, you look like you have nice legs, so you'll do! :p :D

;D what a charming chat up line ;D

[lostkat]

Belmit, I'd have you as DJ at my wedding. I love Shed Seven :D

[lostkat]

Oh, and since all I have left to do is pick the bridesmaids....

Piggy
Pheebsy
Kitten
Roberta
BBx
Pebs (& the Pebettes)
Aitch
Dee
Lynnie
Vix
MUBS

and

and

oh, can we have Casper as ring bearer type cat thing?

I think this is why we won't be getting married in the UK ;)

[Blackstar]

I'm not sure if I should be offended or relieved :p

[lostkat]

You're too young to be a bridesmaid. You can be a flower girl :p

[Blackstar]

I'm 20 and a half!
Actually I always wanted to be a flower girl but no one in my family has gotten married in the past 15 years.

[Greenlizard0]

What a lovely proposal ! ;D ;D

;D what a charming chat up line ;D

Lol, you don't wanna know the ones I've said in real life after a few!:evil::evil::D

[Haly]

Piggy/Desmo .. self explanatory ;)
MB/Aitch or lostkat/Lopez ... Got lots of friends on here but probably closest to these lot
Malc .. I'd love to see malc in a ickle bow tie or a sailor suit ;D
Pheebs/Roberta/Haly/Pebs/BBx ... lovely girlies who I am closest to
Feekles .. My oldest friend on here
Luke ... nuff said ;)

Now you :p

:D


\o/
Oh, and since all I have left to do is pick the bridesmaids....

Piggy
Pheebsy
Kitten
Roberta
BBx
Pebs (& the Pebettes)
Aitch
Dee
Lynnie
Vix
MUBS

and

and

oh, can we have Casper as ring bearer type cat thing?

I think this is why we won't be getting married in the UK ;)

:angry: :p

[Knipples]

Lol, you don't wanna know the ones I've said in real life after a few!:evil::evil::D

Altogether now. . . . "OH YES WE DO!" :p

[NokkonWud]

So true G|mp :(.

[Lomster]

Groom/Bride.
Faysh/lom
Best man/matron of honour.
feek/tiggy
page boy(s).
tiggy's lil man, our lil man, ck (cos he looks about 12 lol)
Bridesmaids.
Kitten, blackstar, knip, Roberta, Haly. i'm sure the list would be endless lol
Given away by.
MB cos its a BD wedding and he is the god of BD lol
DJ at the reception.
dj luke of course

[Tak]

Lol, you don't wanna know the ones I've said in real life after a few!:evil::evil::D

I think that could be a thread all of its own :D

[Pebs]

The girls can be hired out as Bridesmaids at very reasonable rates :D


Edit - Dear god! I hope no-one saw that before the edit!!

[Desmo]

I didn't see it, but I can guess it ;D

OK, here's mine...

Groom/Bride.
Me/Piggy
Best man/matron of honour.
MB/Aitch
Page Boy(s).
Lopez/Belmit/Will/Burble/Leo
Bridesmaids.
Pebs/Pheebs/BBx
Given away by.
JSB
DJ at the reception.
Belmit

If I missed anyone out, it's because I don't like you.

[Davey_Pitch]

If I missed anyone out, it's because I don't like you.

****, don't like you either :p

[Pebs]

Groom/Bride.
Gerard Butler/Me

Best man/matron of honour.
Lopez(excellent speech potential!) and BBx (it would all be perfectly organised! Plus I wubs her :) )

page boy(s).
Desmo/Belmit/Daz, page boys have to get up to mischief!

Bridesmaids.
Oh god all of you!

Given away by.
Roberta or Stan

DJ at the reception.
Dj Belmit Baybee!

[Roberta]

Given away by.
Roberta or Stan


I'm not giving you away cos you're MINE!

[Haly]

Well if Pebs is having Gerard Butler....
Groom/Bride.
Daniel Craig/Me

Best man/matron of honour.
Davey/Pheebs

page boy(s).
Nokkon/Desmo/Lopez/Daz/Leo/Pickers - lots of page boys but there'd be lots of bridesmaids too :p

Bridesmaids.
Oh god all of you! << what Pebs said :D

Given away by.
MB

DJ at the reception.
Belmit

Sounds about right I think :D Bound to have missed someone though :o

[vix]

Groom/Bride.
Phil/Me

Best man/matron of honour.
Making a guess at Lopez for Phil, and Sam for me :D

page boy(s).
Desmo, Daz, Zirax, Feek and Stan hehe :)

Bridesmaids.
All the girlies that wanted to - this could get expensive. And Will of course :D

Given away by.
Dymetrie

DJ at the reception.
Belmit, but we might have to have an acoustic set involving Garp :D

[Knipples]

Could you brides all get together and co-ordinate things, so us bridemaids dont have to buy 27 different dresses! :D

Vix, I somehow cant see you finding one to fit Will either! ;)

[Tak]

and Sam for me :D

:o :D :o

[Grandad]

sorry but missus says I can't marry any of you :(

[lostkat]

Best man/matron of honour.
Lopez(excellent speech potential!) ... )
Are you insane? We'd be there all bloody night whilst he yabbered on!
Bridesmaids.
All the girlies that wanted to - this could get expensive. And Will of course :D

Will. LOL :D:D:D

[Stan_Lite]

sorry but missus says I can't marry any of you :(

Another dream shattered :(

I tried to do the list and started off OK.
I had Feek as best man and Pebs as matron of honour, then I started to list everybody I consider true, personal friends as page boys/bridesmaids and the whole thing got completely unmanageable - I never realised that I had so many real friends here :shocked:.
In light of this fact, I have restricted myself to two of each.
Page boys - MB (cos he looks better in a kilt than I do) and Burble (cos he has excellent taste in whisky).
Bridesmaids - Aitch (cos she's drop dead gorgeous) and Kelleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (cos she's my pal).

Bride would be given away by Grandad.

DJ - well, it has to be Luke, we'd have a hell of a party. I'd also have Lopez doing jokes at half-time.

The bride?
Easy! Jodie Foster, because I've been in love with her since I was 11 :)

All my other friends from here would, of course, be guests of honour and we'd have the biggest top table ever to fit them all in :D (there'd be a bucket under Belmit's seat - just in case ;)).

Also, joint photographers would be Pete and Dee and catering by Leo and Lostkat.

[Greenlizard0]

Altogether now. . . . "OH YES WE DO!" :p

I think that could be a thread all of its own :D

I think I'll spare everybody in all honesty. Well it's Friday, I'm sure I'll be out tonight collecting more stories.

[Roberta]

Are you insane? We'd be there all bloody night whilst he yabbered on!



Ace. I've always wanted to hook someone off with a shepherd's crook.

[Pheebs]

What do flower girlies do?

*confuddled*

Planning our wedding at the moment. It's turning into a logistical nightmare!!! Anyone have a spare few grand kicking around?! :p

[Lynnie_pitch nee Leigh]

Here Pheebs :) The flower girl (http://wedding.theknot.com/wedding-planning/bridal-party/articles/flower-girl-duties-in-detail.aspx)proceeds down the aisle just before the maid of honour, scattering rose petals along the bridal path. Traditionally, she totes a basket full of petals, but other alternatives include wrapped candies or confetti. Also, instead of scattering aforementioned items, she can carry a single bloom, a pomander (a lush ball of flowers), or blow bubbles.Sorry not got a few spare grand though :( I'm around today if you want a chat on msn hun xx

Also another good site hun http://www.hitched.co.uk/planning/roles.aspx

[Lana]

What do flower girlies do?

*confuddled*

Planning our wedding at the moment. It's turning into a logistical nightmare!!! Anyone have a spare few grand kicking around?! :p

I feel you, Pheebs! It's outrageous!
Apparantly people in Hawaii believe you have to bankrupt yourself to have a nice wedding....

[Stan_Lite]

I feel you, Pheebs!


:shocked:

Quoted in case it's edited :p

[Pheebs]

I feel you, Pheebs!

\o/

:D