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Dymetrie
16-02-2009, 23:21
Imagine this, you're a writer for the Daily Mail and you've hit a dry patch. No matter what you try then the best you can come up with is "Alice's Restaurant something something"....

Fear not!

Just click this link and generate such gems as:

HAVE HOODIES HAD SEX WITH YOUR HOUSE?

IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GIVING THE MIDDLE CLASS CANCER?

The Daily Mail-o-matic (http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/)

So then, my friends, learn to generate automatically what The Daily Mail writers can do naturally!!!

:D

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Feek
16-02-2009, 23:23
Yay!

http://www.ocukroguesgallery.com/feek/temp/alice-20090216-222242.png

How did you know what I was listening to?
Flibster
16-02-2009, 23:28
HAVE THE GERMANS HAD SEX WITH HOUSE PRICES?

:D :D
Belmit
16-02-2009, 23:30
HAS THE METRIC SYSTEM GIVEN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY CANCER?
Belmit
16-02-2009, 23:33
WILL THE FRENCH TURN HOUSE PRICES GAY?
Fayshun
16-02-2009, 23:42
HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS DESTROYED THE MEMORY OF DIANA?
SidewinderINC
17-02-2009, 00:01
COULD GORDON BROWN MAKE YOUR DAUGHTERS IMPOTENT?
Lomster
17-02-2009, 00:21
HAVE GYPSIES INFECTED COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY WITH AIDS?
Fayshun
17-02-2009, 00:26
COULD GYPSIES MOLEST YOUR CHILDREN?

:shocked:
Dymetrie
17-02-2009, 00:29
IS BD THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL?*

*I may have made this up, but it sounds like a Daily Mail headline...
Lomster
17-02-2009, 00:57
HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS GIVEN BRITAIN'S FARMERS DIABETES?
NokkonWud
17-02-2009, 07:12
HAVE LESBIANS STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF YOUR CHILDREN?
Garp
17-02-2009, 07:43
IS TEENAGE SEX CHEATING TAXPAYERS?

To darned right, those teenage prostitutes have always been a problem.

HAS NEW LABOUR SCROUNGED OFF DRIVERS?

Probably.

HAS THE BBC DESTROYED THE ROYAL FAMILY?

Well.. yeah, they terminated the comedy show.
Tak
17-02-2009, 08:02
COULD RUSSELL BRAND INFECT BRITAIN'S SWANS WITH AIDS?
Pickers
17-02-2009, 09:41
Its a thought I've often had...IS CANCER INFECTING YOUR PENSION WITH AIDS?

and

HAVE FERAL CHILDREN HURT YOUR DAUGHTERS? If I had them, quite possibly.
Wryel
17-02-2009, 09:53
DID ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVE DIANA CANCER?

Ok I made that up as there wasn't enough Diana so far.
Lomster
17-02-2009, 10:00
DID ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVE DIANA CANCER?

Ok I made that up as there wasn't enough Diana so far.

There's never enough Diana for the Mail.
iCraig
17-02-2009, 10:28
HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS HAD SEX WITH THE QUEEN?
AboveTheSalt
14-05-2009, 21:10
QCmErYaOqaY
Briggykins
14-05-2009, 22:50
That was hilarious :) Sly Stallone made me lol.
Mark
14-05-2009, 22:51
Sounds about right for the Mail, and most definitely NSFW. :)
Justsomebloke
14-05-2009, 23:56
That's it All pick on the Gypsies, We do have feelings you know :(:(:(



Y Yi Diddle i chavvy ol boy :D:D:D



IS THE INTERNET TURNING YOUR HOUSE GAY? :shocked::shocked::shocked:
Blighter
15-05-2009, 18:41
HAVE LESBIANS DEFRAUDED YOUR DAUGHTERS?


;D
Ben M
18-05-2009, 19:26
WILL THE POLES GIVE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY SWINE FLU?


That's top class.