Garp
06-03-2009, 23:36
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand.
Now I'm afraid to pee.
*TAXI!*
Now I'm afraid to pee.
*TAXI!*