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Been a while huh? You'll be thrilled to know, standards have been considerable raised!
My boyfriend came round unexpectedly the other day.
That's the last time I buy Tesco Value chloroform.
Silence is golden.
Failing that, duct tape is silver
I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, "Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side."
It made me cross.
The Chelsea board.
The Metropolitan Police.
A lady with an itchy crotch.
They all regret going for that Brazilian.
I'm here all night ladies and gents :D
I loved it so much, I put my name on it ;)
I've been on the ale tonight :)
Pebs, I just saw your other thread, are you famouser now?
Oh, very! My voice said about 10 words on national TV!
Famouser? My new fave word!
Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.
It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire
I got caught shoplifting by the security guard in French Connection today.
What a cnut.
Oh, very! My voice said about 10 words on national TV!
I want to hear you, I want to hear you, I want to hear you. Why did we not get advance notice?
I loved it so much, I put my name on it ;)
Naming that smilie was probably the only good thing I did when I was adminning BD :)
I didnt know! Its only my voice! I'm hoping beyond hope the melon incident is on the editing floor!
Your melons are on the floor?
Your melons are on the floor?
It happens at her age.
It's what belts were invented for ;)
It's what belts were invented for ;)
Jodie Marsh and Pebs, Essex girls who know how to use a belt!
I found out why Toblerone is triangular today.
So it fits in the box.
Got done by the police the other day. According to the courts, wrapping your wang in the Beano and ****ing is not part of Comic Relief.
Those energy saving light bulbs are a load of rubbish.
After fitting them, I was just as knackered as when I fitted the ordinary ones.
I went to a police station and said, "What are those pictures on the wall then?"
The Chief Inspector said, "Those are pictures of wanted criminals."
I looked at him and said, "Why the hell didn't you arrest them when you took their photos?"
What do you call a Teletubby that's been burgled?
A tubby.
And on that note, it's bedtime :D Yes yes Burble, you don't need to say it...thank god for that! :D
Von Smallhausen
08-03-2009, 02:06
I got arrested last night.
Apparently, sitting on a bus and whacking off with your penis in a rolled copy of the Beano is not an acceptable form of comic relief.
Got done by the police the other day. According to the courts, wrapping your wang in the Beano and ****ing is not part of Comic Relief.
I got arrested last night.
Apparently, sitting on a bus and whacking off with your penis in a rolled copy of the Beano is not an acceptable form of comic relief.
:/
Von Smallhausen
08-03-2009, 02:38
Tits and rats cocks.
DENIED !!!!!
Von Smallhausen
08-03-2009, 03:05
I went to the doctors and told him I was obsessed with having sex with the biscuit tin.
You're obviously ****ing crackers he said.
Von Smallhausen
08-03-2009, 03:07
Marvellous thing this wireless notebook.
I am at work at the minute.
Blackstar
08-03-2009, 03:25
I didnt know! Its only my voice! I'm hoping beyond hope the melon incident is on the editing floor!
No headlights eh Pebs ;)
Briggykins
08-03-2009, 09:09
What do you call a Teletubby that's been burgled?
A tubby.
Good joke, would LOL again. A++
Hahahahha! *claps hands* MORE MoOORe!! :D
Von you goon!
I've told the melon story, I'm sure I have. I'll post more later once I've fed teh 5000.
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