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Pheebs
11-03-2009, 18:09
What do you call a donkey with one leg?

A wonkey donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye ?

A winkey wonkey donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and makin' love ?

A bonkey winkey wonkey donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind ?

A stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes ?

A honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey !

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ?

A plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey!!

What do you call a tiny donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love
while breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ?

A dinkey plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey
donkey!!



*wets herself laughing* ;D
Garp
11-03-2009, 18:32
;D
NokkonWud
11-03-2009, 18:40
:o. I actually managed to surprise myself by saying the whole thing fast whilst not stuttering once. Yay!
Kell_ee001
11-03-2009, 19:48
;D
Tak
11-03-2009, 19:49
;D ;D ;D
Pheebs
11-03-2009, 20:31
Seriously I haven't laughed so much in ages!! I think I managed to get a cramp whilst laughing ;D
FrostedNipple
11-03-2009, 22:50
why is it funny? Is there a punch line i missed?
Wryel
11-03-2009, 23:38
why is it funny? Is there a punch line i missed?

Pheebs is slightly mental. Very nice by all accounts but nonetheless, mental.
Pebs
12-03-2009, 00:05
Me and LittlePheebs made up a huuuge long one of these, he ended up a winky wonky blinky stinky pinky inky thinky dinky donkey.....or something similar. It's our favourite joke!
Chuckles
12-03-2009, 01:22
Shockingly bad :p
Kell_ee001
12-03-2009, 09:55
winky wonky blinky stinky pinky inky thinky dinky.....

... Moooooooose head!! :D
Greenlizard0
12-03-2009, 17:13
Roffles! :D