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Pheebs
12-03-2009, 17:04
This thread will probably now make you realise why I was googling donkeys yester and thus stumbled upon that hilarious line of jokes :D

Basically, the Donkey Sanctuary down here are interested to see some AKOF designs for potential cards at Donkey World/on webby. Currently they have what you'd call bog standard pretty Donkey cards (oil painted jobbies, nice photo's and the odd few silly photo ones).

They saw my designs on line (directed there by my printer... legend!) and yeh. I'm now trying to conjure up donkey designs all round.

So far:

http://www.akettleoffish.co.uk/pheebsupload/BD/Donkeytalk.png

http://www.akettleoffish.co.uk/pheebsupload/BD/Donkeyyonks.png

http://www.akettleoffish.co.uk/pheebsupload/BD/Donkeywonkey.png

http://www.akettleoffish.co.uk/pheebsupload/BD/Donkeybigass.png



Any ideas?! There *must* be something cheesey I can do including "eeyore" or Buckaroo! Bare in mind they've kind of got to be nice about donkeys as it's for the sanctuary so things like "I like you... even though you're a donkey" might not work :p

Oh oh and kind of funny thing looking up donkeys. I stumbled across the phrase "Donkey Punch" and thought "Oooh.. wonder what that's about... I'm sure I could do a good drawing of that..."

....

and then I found a definition of it :(

Whoopsy! Hehehehe ;D
Greenlizard0
12-03-2009, 17:05
Donkey

Can you do one where Eeeoorr (Winnie the Pooh) gets a bird?
Desmo
12-03-2009, 17:08
Why don't you have one that says "Donkey rides, everyone loves it"

...with a pic of a mass donkey and human orgy underneath.
NokkonWud
12-03-2009, 17:13
I'd definitely buy Desmo's one.
Buying one at a Donkeys Sanctuary would be like entering any good porn shop... the good stuff is out the back.
Zirax
12-03-2009, 17:13
Lol,

Erm, two people with a donkey. "I thought you were buying a stallion?"

Something like "Credit crunch hits the grand national" ... with a pic of the jokey's all riding donkeys
Pheebs
12-03-2009, 17:15
lol

Liking the suggestions ;D Making me laugh ;D

Smart Ass is one I'm just doing at the moment :D Like the credit crunch one Zirax!!
Desmo
12-03-2009, 17:18
Ass Hole
iCraig
12-03-2009, 17:19
" I'm a donkey lol "

" Sorry I forgot your special day, I'm such a donkey "

" Who are you calling a donkey?! ... oh wait "

" Pin the tail on the what?! Get away from me! "
Pheebs
12-03-2009, 17:25
" Pin the tail on the what?! Get away from me! "

Proper lolled at this!!! Oh this one could be AWESOME!!



Desmo, you crack me up ;D

Thanking you people! :D
Lomster
12-03-2009, 17:25
" Sorry I forgot your special day, I'm such a donkey "


" Pin the tail on the what?! Get away from me! "

I like those two :D
Greenlizard0
12-03-2009, 17:31
Extending the pin the tail on the donkey slighty, you could have a little innocent kid blindfolded, (hang on), with a rather angry donkey standing right over it menacingly.
Desmo
12-03-2009, 17:33
How about a donkey dressed up as Dick Turpin with the title....

..... Ass Bandit.
NokkonWud
12-03-2009, 17:34
Bah, if it was America you could do a characture of Gordon Ramsey yelling "You donkey!" (he always does this due to US TV laws and not being able to swear as much, and the Donkey giving a "yeah, and..." face with his arms in expression.

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Garp
12-03-2009, 17:48
"Am I a donkey? What kind of an ASSinine question is that?"
Muban
12-03-2009, 18:12
Lol maybe a little risque.... "Hung like a......" with a piccy of the donkey blushing with his hooves protecting his modesty :D
Lomster
12-03-2009, 18:13
Lol maybe a little risque.... "Hung like a......" with a piccy of the donkey blushing with his hooves protecting his modesty :D

love it!!! ;D
Briggykins
12-03-2009, 18:18
If you could put mirrors on the inside of the card...On the outside, "What's the difference between a donkey and an ass?"
On the inside, a picture of a donkey, and a mirror (appropriately labelled).

Or, "I hope mule have a good birthday."

Yeah, there's a reason I don't write cards.
Muban
12-03-2009, 18:38
A donkey with a knights helmet and a lance.... Donkeyote de La Mancha! ;D

I think there's a reason I don't write cards either ;)
Feek
12-03-2009, 18:43
Bare in mind they've kind of got to be nice about donkeys as it's for the sanctuary so things like "I like you... even though you're a donkey" might not work :p


How about "I like you... because you're a donkey" ?
Stan_Lite
12-03-2009, 19:00
A donkey floating in a huge cup of tea. He could be called Dunkey.
Belmit
12-03-2009, 19:07
How about "I like you... because you're a donkey" ?

I like this! With someone patting it on the head.
BBx
12-03-2009, 19:24
Lol maybe a little risque.... "Hung like a......" with a piccy of the donkey blushing with his hooves protecting his modesty :D

I lolled at this one - well done Mubs! :D

BB x
Mark
12-03-2009, 19:36
LOL! I think some of these suggestions might be safe only on the top shelf. ;D

PS - word of warning - Eeyore is licensed, Buckaroo probably is too. Caution advised. :)
Pheebs
12-03-2009, 19:49
;D Mubsy :D!!

How about "I like you... because you're a donkey" ?


THIS!! I like it! I am so blind to not see this!

LOL! I think some of these suggestions might be safe only on the top shelf. ;D

PS - word of warning - Eeyore is licensed, Buckaroo probably is too. Caution advised. :)

Probably wasn't clear enough but I was working on the sound a donkey makes (ee-yor) as opposed to the actual cartoon character :D THank you though Mark!
NokkonWud
12-03-2009, 20:07
"Even Donkeys get a ride at least once a summer"
NokkonWud
13-03-2009, 20:31
This thread was really busy... did I just totally kill it? :/
Haly
13-03-2009, 20:34
This thread was really busy... did I just totally kill it? :/

Donkey thread killer :shocked:
Pheebs
14-03-2009, 09:16
Hehehehe I was too busy doing drawings to post back in here yester... haven't shrunk them down will do so later ;D
iCraig
14-03-2009, 12:20
*Donkey in an ape suit, holding a banana, triumphantly holding a barrel or similiar*

"I r donkey kong!"
Muban
16-03-2009, 15:45
Moar donkey pics plez Pheebs!! :shocked::shocked:;D
Blighter
16-03-2009, 15:53
"Jack rides Fanny's ass..."

With a pic of a dude riding a donkey :)


*gets coat*
Pheebs
16-03-2009, 16:20
Only a few more at the moment..

http://www.akettleoffish.co.uk/pheebsupload/BD/DON002.png

http://www.akettleoffish.co.uk/pheebsupload/BD/DON006.png

http://www.akettleoffish.co.uk/pheebsupload/BD/DON007.png

http://www.akettleoffish.co.uk/pheebsupload/BD/DON008.png

:D

I spoke to the lady this morning and she proper loves them. She's not the person who gives it the 100% go ahead though and is passing it on to the relevant people! She said when looking at them "Some of them are PERFECT! They hit the spot brilliantly! Others I know they won't like so much as they're quite conservative, but the others, BRILLIANT! Love them!"

She really was very excitable!! But yeh... the Does my ASS look big like this et al are a little bit too risqué apparently! Erk! ;D
iCraig
16-03-2009, 17:11
Smart Ass is a great one.

Is it me, or are the drawings getting better? Not that I'm saying they used to be crap, I just mean, they look more, I dunno, shaded/detailed etc? They look really professional, very simple, but very effective. :)
Briggykins
16-03-2009, 17:22
The expression on the second donkey is perfect :) In fact I'm actually quite worried he might be in love with me.
Pheebs
16-03-2009, 17:30
As in my A Kettle of Fish range? Or the Donkeys?

If AKOF then considering they started like this:

http://pheebeh.googlepages.com/cabbage.png

to:

http://pheebeh.googlepages.com/psp.png

to:

http://pheebeh.googlepages.com/Bots.png

to the likes of:

http://pheebeh.googlepages.com/Matrix.png

and

http://pheebeh.googlepages.com/Stars.png

and

http://pheebeh.googlepages.com/Town.png


I'm more than happy to admit they've improved vastly ;D

The expression on the second donkey is perfect :) In fact I'm actually quite worried he might be in love with me.

Would you like me to pass on your phone number? ;)
Haly
16-03-2009, 17:32
They're brilliant :)
I absolutely adore the Smart Ass one. Perfect to send someone who's passed an exam or similar :D
Pheebs
13-05-2009, 12:18
Aww gnoes!

Spoke to the DOnkey people and apparently the drawings aren't... conservative enough for their tastes!

Boo to them!

I still like em. Will slip them in at the end of my catalogue!

I'm going to have a couple of non stickmenny ones in there anyway with the christmas stuff and also this one I just did:

http://pheebeh.googlepages.com/GEN050-Crumbs.png

I lolled so much drawing that ;D Inspiration came from a dry pitta bread I made talk to me and he told me he was feeling crumby today ;D

Hahahahahahaa

*goes off to drink more caffeine*
Haly
13-05-2009, 12:20
How conservative do they want them?!
Love the gingerbread one, cringeworthy :p
Zirax
13-05-2009, 12:35
Hmmm, I thought they were good modern facing cards. Obviously they want to keep themselves old fashioned. I wonder if their clientèle are of a certain age where it is acceptable to send an oil painting type card to each other on one's birthday.

edit:- I actually want the first donkey card, I have someone in mind for that one