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Von Smallhausen
15-03-2009, 15:53
Lst night I went on the karaoke while quite hammered and sand a Tom Jones number.
Some lass in the crowd threw her knickers at me.
You sure it wasn't Stan? ;D
Von Smallhausen
15-03-2009, 16:23
That has well and truly burst my bubble. :D
Given the average age of the Tom Jones fan you are lucky they didn't throw their teeth ;D
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:shocked:
Kell_ee001
15-03-2009, 16:46
;D ;D
Stan_Lite
15-03-2009, 17:28
You sure it wasn't Stan? ;D
If I could throw my knickers 2,500 miles, I wouldn't be working on an oil rig, I'd be on the telly :p
I didn't know they had karaoke in retirement homes :huh: ;)
Kell_ee001
15-03-2009, 17:34
I didn't know they had karaoke in retirement homes :huh: ;)
Day pass ;)
Unky Vonny, you're THE MAN"!
Von Smallhausen
22-03-2009, 20:37
Apparently the pub in question is a popular haunt for prostitutes.
I fail.
Stan_Lite
22-03-2009, 20:55
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D;D:p
Just in the interests of research, which pub would that be? ;)
Von Smallhausen
22-03-2009, 21:10
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D;D:p
Just in the interests of research, which pub would that be? ;)
The Douglas Vaults. It is about 5 minutes walk from the Alum House. Whisky bar still isn't open yet. Turns out there is a lad works behind the bar there who I went to school with and he was telling me the crack.
Pint when you get back, but not the Dougie Vaults.
Research indeed. I bet you are booking a season ticket right now you dirty scamp. ;D
Justsomebloke
22-03-2009, 21:30
It's said that if the Knickers stick to the wall the woman is ready :p
Greenlizard0
23-03-2009, 02:14
Lol oh noes!! :)
Apparently the pub in question is a popular haunt for prostitutes.
I fail.
Like you didn't know.....;)
Stan_Lite
23-03-2009, 05:14
Pint when you get back, but not the Dougie Vaults.
Definitely. Didn't get round to it last time so definitely need to this time.
Research indeed. I bet you are booking a season ticket right now you dirty scamp. ;D
I've found a new 'local' :D
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