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I was going to say 'ugliest' but thought this would open up the options somewhat. ;)
Am in a rage so using this as my vent...
My offerings...
Janice Dickinson (on the TV far too much)
Gorgeous!!! *spews*
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/240/17251557.jpg
And why ON EARTH would you want to look like this....
Jodie Marsh?!?!?
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3102/22128308.jpg
Do your worst! :D
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Briggykins
19-03-2009, 20:53
What's bought this on? I've never heard of your first one, if that's any comfort :)
Mine:
http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww172/briggykins/080327-tdyft_morgan.jpg
Greenlizard0
19-03-2009, 20:57
Jady Goody and that singer who went of the rails. *boilk*
Edit - Jody Marsh has had implants? Damn, I liked her pre op :(
What's bought this on? I've never heard of your first one, if that's any comfort :)
I can't seem to escape Janice Dickinson Modelling Agency on TV - damn Freeview!!! You should tune in to appreciate her vileness ;)
I'd like to include Paris Hilton, but am not sure - she's just a numpty?
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Edit - Jody Marsh has had implants? Damn, I liked her pre op :(
And she's an animal rights advocate so not bad at all IMO :)
Blackstar
19-03-2009, 21:52
And she's an animal rights advocate so not bad at all IMO :)
Somehow it is really easy to believe she would rather go naked than wear fur.
Vile celeb...Jackie Stallone, just what is she supposed to be?
I can't seem to escape Janice Dickinson Modelling Agency on TV - damn Freeview!!! You should tune in to appreciate her vileness ;)
I'd like to include Paris Hilton, but am not sure - she's just a numpty?
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Add Paris. I loathe her. The girl makes me want to hit my head against a wall! :angry:
I also agree with your other two. I cannot see the appeal in Jodie Marsh at all. Why would you want boobies that big?!!? :confused:
Knipples
19-03-2009, 22:00
Please can we add Amy Winehouse?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25574262@N06/2438802459/
Come on, shes a trog!
Kell_ee001
19-03-2009, 22:05
I like Janice! And back in the day when she actually modelled she was quite stunning :)
I would add Dale Winton! And I concur with Amy Winehouse!!!
leowyatt
19-03-2009, 22:07
winehouse is a no no just horrible.
EDIT: Dale isn't bad :)
NokkonWud
19-03-2009, 22:10
I like Janice Dickenson, she makes me laugh. Jodie Marsh looks a right slapper, but I'd give her one in a one night stand, she'd be pure filth.
I can't stand Simon Cowell now, he's just so far up his own **** it annoys me, particularly as he seems very out of touch now. Amy Winehouse, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty I hate, those 3 could disappear off the face of the Earth for all I care.
Kell_ee001
19-03-2009, 23:26
EDIT: Dale isn't bad :)
I just have a (possibly irrational) hatred of the man :o
Somehow it is really easy to believe she would rather go naked than wear fur.
Good point ;)
I like Janice! And back in the day when she actually modelled she was quite stunning :)
Struggling to find a 'nice' picture of the trout face! :D lol
Have you seen the programme?!
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semi-pro waster
19-03-2009, 23:55
What's bought this on? I've never heard of your first one, if that's any comfort :)
Mine:
[IMG]http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww172/briggykins/080327-tdyft_morgan.jpg[IMG]
I don't know if anyone else caught the interview with Ed Byrne in one of the sunday papers recently (may have been the Telegraph) but he said if he was invisible for the day he'd follow Piers Morgan around saying "everybody hates you, why don't you just kill yourself?" to see the reaction. :D
I'm struggling to think of any celebrities I hate at the moment, most of the time I can blissfully ignore them all.
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/240/17251557.jpg
Oh. My. God!! It looks like Steven Tyler in drag!!
NokkonWud
20-03-2009, 04:22
It's easy to slag her off, but:
http://www.nokkonwud.com/images/women/janicedickinson/3694-jd4.JPG
http://www.nokkonwud.com/images/women/janicedickinson/3699-jd5.JPG
That's her at 52/53 years old. That's not bad at all.
leowyatt
20-03-2009, 07:51
But how much help has she had?
Knipples
20-03-2009, 08:12
I was just going to say, SURGERY!
:)
(a boob job and a tummy tuck with it pulled through her belly button im sure)
She is still Vile.
Vile Vile Vile............!!!!
Yuk! :p
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http://www.richardsymonds.com/imgs/john_cut_out.jpg
*shudders*
Makes my skin crawl!
*edit* and is it just me or does Jodie Marsh's Boobs look like poorly rolled out and painted balls of knobbly clay?
AGREED!!!!
Vileness!
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Wags. I hate them all. Victoria Beckham, waste of skin and not much of it. Desperately trying to cling on to Beckham.
All of them talentless whores.
The whole WAG culture of snaring a footballer so you don't have to do bugger all. What a great role model for young women.
Mrs "stick insect" Beckham.
Jodie "turn up to the opening of an envelope wearng a thong" Marsh.
Katie "lets share every sordid detail of my love life on a reality show" Price.
Kerry "Iceland chav" Katona.
Pete "Long overdue overdose, talentless musician" Docherty.
Amy "crackwhore" Winehouse.
Russel "dragged through a hedge backwards, unfunny" Brand.
And many many more
Streeteh
20-03-2009, 10:49
Mrs "stick insect" Beckham.
Jodie "turn up to the opening of an envelope wearng a thong" Marsh.
Katie "lets share every sordid detail of my love life on a reality show" Price.
Kerry "Iceland chav" Katona.
Pete "Long overdue overdose, talentless musician" Docherty.
Amy "crackwhore" Winehouse.
Russel "dragged through a hedge backwards, unfunny" Brand.
And many many more
You've actually listed the majority of my celebrity-hates, add Piers Morgan to that list and that's the big hitter. The reasons you cited are pretty spot on too.
Piers "I'd like to smash his smug face in with a brick" Morgan?
And Jamie "fat tongued Mockney who berates supermarkets in the press but is more than happy to be the £2M face of Sainsbury" Oliver
Streeteh
20-03-2009, 10:58
It is my opinion, and therefore a fact, that piers morgan is a fool. I used to dislike Jeremy Clarkson, then i hear he punched Piers in the face once and he became my personal hero.
Oh jamie oliver, so out of touch with reality it's unreal. 'Hey there mum on the dole, i'm gonna teach you how to cook healthy, now all you do is start with a pack of taste the difference mince'... £4 for a pack of mince when she's on the dole? Nice one jamie
Oh and while we're on the subject of celebrity chefs, how about Heston Blumenthal, even more out of touch with reality than Mr Oliver. He's also the bear grylls equivalent of 'gourmet' cooking.
AboveTheSalt
20-03-2009, 11:07
At least Piers Morgan had the courage to speak out and criticise and campaign against the disastrous invasion of Iraq. It is a great pity that he fell for the calculated and malicious sting involving fake pictures of British soldiers abusing prisoners allegedly in Iraq.
Now most Editors are muttering that they knew all along that the invasion was a mistake - it's a pity you didn't have the guts to say so at the time you cowardly, lying gits :angry:
At least Piers Morgan had the courage to speak out and criticise and campaign against the disastrous invasion of Iraq. It is a great pity that he fell for the calculated and malicious sting involving fake pictures of British soldiers abusing prisoners allegedly in Iraq.
Now most Editors are muttering that they knew all along that the invasion was a mistake - it's a pity you didn't have the guts to say so at the time you cowardly, lying gits :angry:
Doesn't make him any less of a smug tw*t though.
At least Piers Morgan had the courage to speak out and criticise and campaign against the disastrous invasion of Iraq. It is a great pity that he fell for the calculated and malicious sting involving fake pictures of British soldiers abusing prisoners allegedly in Iraq.
Now most Editors are muttering that they knew all along that the invasion was a mistake - it's a pity you didn't have the guts to say so at the time you cowardly, lying gits :angry:
It's the fact that he refuses to apologise for putting those pictures up and soldiers at risk. Then he keeps banging on about Jonathon Ross's diabolical act that should have him sacked.
One of those men admit they did a wrong and apologised, the other is piers morgan.
NokkonWud
20-03-2009, 11:49
But how much help has she had?
I was just going to say, SURGERY!
:)
(a boob job and a tummy tuck with it pulled through her belly button im sure)
And she looks better for it! But she was also the "World's first Supermodel", she knows what it takes to look good, act the right way and get it done. Sure she's out spoken, but she was also great fun in the I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here" show and, let us not forget, she also plays up to the cameras in the same way a Simon Cowell or that bald pillock on Dancing on Ice do.
Streeteh
20-03-2009, 13:46
And she looks better for it!
Her body is impressive for her age, i'll give you that. But her face!?! She looks like a duck!
Her body is impressive for her age, i'll give you that. But her face!?! She looks like a duck!
Insult to ducks surely? :p
Flibster
20-03-2009, 14:37
I was just going to say, SURGERY!
:)
(a boob job and a tummy tuck with it pulled through her belly button im sure)
30 second google later...
The former model has admitted to the following procedures: tummy tuck, two breast enhancements, a brow lift, a mini face lift, upper and lower eye lifts, liposuction, fat grafting to her cheeks, a chemical peel, Botox every six weeks, and porcelain veneers on her teeth.
Briggykins
20-03-2009, 14:42
30 second google later...
The former model has admitted to the following procedures: tummy tuck, two breast enhancements, a brow lift, a mini face lift, upper and lower eye lifts, liposuction, fat grafting to her cheeks, a chemical peel, Botox every six weeks, and porcelain veneers on her teeth.
Good lord! Botox every six weeks?! You would have thought she'd have worked out by now that all it's doing is making her look like a duck.
I like the 'two breast enhancements' bit tho. After all, you wouldn't want just one...
Pumpkinstew
20-03-2009, 16:11
I hate my drive home.
I can either grind my teeth to the **** that is Mark Chapman or the **** that is Chris Evans. Or local radio.:(
Vernon 'I can make up for a lack of wit and charisma with SHEER NORTHERN VOLUME' Kaye also makes my blood boil.
Briggykins
20-03-2009, 16:16
the **** that is Mark Chapman
Yes! I thought it was just me. I don't mind Scott Mills, but as soon as I hear Chappers' voice I just start wanting to punch something. He sounds quite smug like he thinks he's always really funny, but he's just like every boring friend of your Dad put together.
I don't mind Chris Evans, but bloody Steve Wright drives me up the wall, if only because he insists on saying 'two thousand nine', instead of two thousand AND nine. And because he talks over the end of records.
Peter Allen on Five Live is my commute-home radio of choice. Broadcasting God.
Admiral Huddy
20-03-2009, 16:25
Jack Dee, Jade Goody and some other ****.
I hate my drive home.
I can either grind my teeth to the **** that is Mark Chapman or the **** that is Chris Evans. Or local radio.:(
Vernon 'I can make up for a lack of wit and charisma with SHEER NORTHERN VOLUME' Kaye also makes my blood boil.
I think we should all chip in and buy Pumpkinstew an iPod. :)
And Jamie "fat tongued Mockney who berates supermarkets in the press but is more than happy to be the £2M face of Sainsbury" Oliver
I know he is going to be someone's most vile celeb but I went to a Morrissey gig a while back and he had this to say about society: 'There are three things wrong with this country: first, Jamie Oliver (cue rant about the thmug git), second, Jamie Oliver (more jabberings about the Sainsbury's whore), and third, JAMIE ****ING OLIVER!
Pumpkinstew
20-03-2009, 16:34
I think we should all chip in and buy Pumpkinstew an iPod. :)
Good plan. :thumbup:
Creative Zen please.
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/240/17251557.jpg
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That woman looks like someone carved an image of Harry Redknapp's face onto a shovel and beat the **** out of her with it.
A Place of Light
20-03-2009, 19:42
I like the 'two breast enhancements' bit tho. After all, you wouldn't want just one...
Boob jobs don't last forever. They need to be re-done, approximately every ten years or so. When talking about a woman in her 50's, it's hardly surprising she's had "them" done more than once.
Boob jobs don't last forever. They need to be re-done, approximately every ten years or so. When talking about a woman in her 50's, it's hardly surprising she's had "them" done more than once.
Proper LOL!!
I think that one went straight over your head APOL ;D
A Place of Light
20-03-2009, 20:15
Proper LOL!!
I think that one went straight over your head APOL ;D
You know when you sometimes give a statement more credit than it actually deserves?
Well.....;)
:D
leowyatt
20-03-2009, 20:21
I like the 'two breast enhancements' bit tho. After all, you wouldn't want just one...
She'd be rather lob sided otherwise :p
Knipples
20-03-2009, 20:28
She'd be rather lob sided otherwise :p
Spose then we might be looking somewhere other than her face though........which might be seen as a good thing for some! ;D
Just thought of another one, Jackiey "Riding on the coatails of a talentless no-mark, mutton dressed as lamb" Goody. WHo even after they spent the equivalent of the GDP of a small South American country on attempting to make look better, still manages to look like old roadkill.
NokkonWud
21-03-2009, 13:53
Past drug habbits and 1 arm make it a little difficult. :p
She'd be rather lob sided otherwise :p
lob sided?
Snuggle Ferret
21-03-2009, 18:07
Chris Moyles annoys me. He's a DJ. He should play music in the morning.
Past drug habbits and 1 arm make it a little difficult. :p
I know current raving smackheads that look better than her.
Pumpkinstew
22-03-2009, 11:07
I know current raving smackheads that look better than her.
Matt Stevens?:huh:
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