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Briggykins
27-03-2009, 19:18
http://www.kontraband.co.uk/pics/16714/Funny-Exam-Papers/?gpage=1#show

Some of them you'll have seen before, but there were quite a lot of new ones to me. My favourite was the 'I drew a Lion' one. Come on, teachers of BD, we need more of this comedy marking!
Greenlizard0
27-03-2009, 19:31
Lol, that's why it's called a pussy....:D
Pheebs
27-03-2009, 19:34
I could upload a sample of some work from last year - but it may be unethical of me to do so. :/

Gar - pickers here
Briggykins
27-03-2009, 19:35
Aww, go on :) Blank out some names and it'll all be good!
Pickers
27-03-2009, 19:42
http://www.kontraband.co.uk/pics/16714/Funny-Exam-Papers/?gpage=13#show
I'd have given at least 2 for this - only the question says "Explain" not "describe". But what do I know? I teach a subject that is too easy these days (not that I disagreed) God bless OFQUAL.

Give me 20 mins
Pickers
27-03-2009, 19:46
http://www.kontraband.co.uk/pics/16714/Funny-Exam-Papers/?gpage=25#show
My kids do this all the time.. Todays was "it gets stuck in there" followed by "thats what she said" damn boys.
Haly
27-03-2009, 19:51
http://www.kontraband.co.uk/pics/16714/Funny-Exam-Papers/?gpage=13#show

I want to know how the author can spell aesthetically correctly but not straight :huh:

Some of those are funny....but worrying! Assuming they're genuine of course.
Pickers
27-03-2009, 20:00
http://pheebeh.googlepages.com/rpro.jpg
genius... Had to laugh...
Briggykins
27-03-2009, 20:02
That's brilliant! Physics has got a lot more interesting since my day :)
Funny though, panel 3 - I shout that too.
Haly
27-03-2009, 20:06
;D Excellent :D
Pickers
27-03-2009, 20:06
That's brilliant! Physics has got a lot more interesting since my day :)
Funny though, panel 3 - I shout that too.

- its Biology.
Feek
27-03-2009, 20:22
Some of those are super lol-worthy!
Glaucus
28-03-2009, 00:07
You got to love the sympathy vote.
http://www.kontraband.co.uk/pics/16714/Funny-Exam-Papers/?gpage=12#show
Desmo
28-03-2009, 12:39
http://www.kontraband.co.uk/pics/16714/Funny-Exam-Papers/?gpage=8#show

;D
Belmit
28-03-2009, 12:57
That's my favourite too!
NokkonWud
28-03-2009, 13:08
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/16714/1.jpg
I don't get it, who wrong all over it and drew the guy? The lecturer?
vix
28-03-2009, 13:10
I remember in middle school, we had to write about something that had made us sad.

I wrote about our first dog that had bitten a neighbour and had been taken away. I wrote 'Mum took him to the vets and came back without him. I don't know what happened to him.'

My delightfully sympathetic teacher wrote 'Can't you guess??'

Unfortunately as I teach accountancy to adults, I think the scope for amusing answers is limited :)
NokkonWud
28-03-2009, 13:15
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/16714/14.jpg
Genius.
jmc41
28-03-2009, 14:12
Don't forget the classics!

http://www.economicshelp.org/funny/funny-gcse-answers.html

No idea if they are 'really real' though.
Jingo
29-03-2009, 13:18
By far my favourite one which isn't listed on Kontraband is the following:

http://67.19.222.106/college/graphics/exam05.jpg