*rubs ball(s)*

[Pebs]

Anyone for some Mystic Pebs??? :evil:

[Feek]

Go for it...

I didn't get arrested today, so I'm feeling lucky.

[leowyatt]

go go mystic pebs!

[Knipples]

Mystic Pebs? Do explain.......

[Belmit]

What's in line for Scorpio?

[Pebs]

Knips, I shall tell your fortune, warts and all. Give me your sign and brace brace brace!!!

Feek, Saggitarius isn't it?

[Desmo]

\o/

I'm a Virgo virgin.

[Pebs]

What's in line for Scorpio?

You're not planning any trips are you Belmit?

Scorpio

There's no worse fate than dying alone. Thankfully, you'll be surrounded by hundreds of airline passengers when it happens.


Harsh!

[Knipples]

Im a scorpio, and dont make it all bad news please!

[Feek]

Feek, Saggitarius isn't it?

Scorpio.

[Haly]

Libra please Mystic Pebs :D

[Creature]

Go on Pebs, what fortune do I have this time.

[Belmit]

You're not planning any trips are you Belmit?

Only to hell:


http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/9749/picture2whg.png

[Pebs]

\o/

I'm a Virgo virgin.

It's going to be an interesting weekend!

Virgo

A bouncing baby boy will enter your life this week, before shooting across the floor, ricocheting off the kitchen counter, and flying straight out the window again.

:shocked:

[Phate]

Oooh....I'm Cancer

[Feek]

Come on, not all Scorpio's are the same surely? I need the custom Feek version, Mystic Pebs.

[Pebs]

Im a scorpio, and dont make it all bad news please!

It's in the stars Knips, I can't change your fate. Well...for a small fee I'll have a bash!

Scorpio
Who is the real prisoner? The man locked behind bars, or the man who is free, but unable to control his own destiny? You'll soon have 20 years without parole to figure it out.


Maybe a large fee.....

[Lomster]

Do me do me ooo'er ;)
I is a Gemini.

[Pebs]

Come on, not all Scorpio's are the same surely? I need the custom Feek version, Mystic Pebs.

Just for you....

Scorpio
The stars foresee a time of great vagueness and something or other in your future. Also, there will be a chair.

Hmmm. Glad you asked?

[Pebs]

Libra please Mystic Pebs :D

Haly, nothing changes you filthy minx!

Libra
You will soon be ten men closer to discovering who it is you have to blow to get some service around here.

I forsee a future as a mystery shopper!

[Kell_ee001]

Oh Pebs of mystical perilous powers! What fortune can be in store for a Gemini?

[Knipples]

It's in the stars Knips, I can't change your fate. Well...for a small fee I'll have a bash!

Scorpio
Who is the real prisoner? The man locked behind bars, or the man who is free, but unable to control his own destiny? You'll soon have 20 years without parole to figure it out.


Maybe a large fee.....
So basically.....im doomed?

[leowyatt]

Capricorn please :)

[Pebs]

Oooh....I'm Cancer

Phate my friend, welcome to Boat Drinks :D

Cancer
Your lifelong battle with genital odor will be won this week, thanks to the twin miracles of wire brushes and quicklime


Enjoy your stay :evil:

[Phate]

Finally! a true answer!

[Feek]

Hmmm. Glad you asked?

Very! My chair broke at work and I'm waiting for a new one so this makes me happy :)

[KennyBhoy]

Taurus baby. Yeah! :p

[Haly]

Haly, nothing changes you filthy minx!

Libra
You will soon be ten men closer to discovering who it is you have to blow to get some service around here.

I forsee a future as a mystery shopper!

Once pure filth, always pure filth. ;D

*starts mystery shopping an Ann Summers*

[Phate]

Once pure filth, always pure filth. :D

*starts mystery shopping an Ann Summers*

*Sends Haly his number*

[Pebs]

Do me do me ooo'er ;)
I is a Gemini.

TIme to focus on the inner poise

Gemini
The interesting thing about homicidal rage is—well, the stars don't want to ruin it for you.

Annnnnd breeeeathe

[Pebs]

Oh Pebs of mystical perilous powers! What fortune can be in store for a Gemini?

Maybe join forces with Haly for a discount...

Gemini
While experimenting with sex is perfectly normal for someone your age, experimenting with different types of electrical current and nipple clamps is not.


Dingdong!

[Pebs]

Capricorn please :)

Good news! Well, until your 88th birthday anyway.

Capricorn
You will pass away shortly after celebrating your 88th birthday, leaving your friends at the nursing home feeling guilty for making you drink a shot of vodka for every year you'd been alive.

I wanna go to THAT home!

[Pebs]

Taurus baby. Yeah! :p

Another brave n00b! I'd stay in bed Thursday

Taurus
An old adage will be proven wrong this Thursday when bad things come to you in two-hundred-and-forty-threes.

More for you, less for me, winwin!! :D

[SidewinderINC]

Cancer Please oh Pebstress :D :D

[Pebs]

Cancer Please oh Pebstress :D :D

Buckle up!

Cancer
Twenty minutes after you first climb onto the trampoline, your unconscious body will finally bounce to a stop next week, leaving those waiting in line for a turn with mixed feelings.

BOIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!

[SidewinderINC]

Buckle up!

Cancer
Twenty minutes after you first climb onto the trampoline, your unconscious body will finally bounce to a stop next week, leaving those waiting in line for a turn with mixed feelings.

BOIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!

She might not be skinny, but I wouldn't call her a trampoline ;)

I'm slightly concerned :shocked:

[Fayshun]

Aquarius me up, oh Mystical Pebbles!!

[Kell_ee001]

Maybe join forces with Haly for a discount...

Gemini
While experimenting with sex is perfectly normal for someone your age, experimenting with different types of electrical current and nipple clamps is not.


Dingdong!

Duly noted!

I'm slightly concerned :shocked:

I'm be more worried about that queue ;D

[Darrin]

Heh, how about Lucky Leo? ;)

[leowyatt]

Heh, how about Lucky Leo? ;)

haha I know awesomeness for me ;D

[Briggykins]

Do me! Do me! Aries please.

[Fayshun]

Do me! Do me! please.
Selective quoteage FTW!

[SidewinderINC]

I'm be more worried about that queue ;D

Don't be worried about the queue, you'll get your turn :p hehehe.

[_dogma_]

Yarr, Aries please :)

[Robert]

Gogogogo!

[Greenlizard0]

Libra please Mystic Pebs :D

+1

[Psymonkee]

There appears to be a lack of Sagittarius :(

GO! :D

[MtE]

I am sure I am going to regret asking this....

but Pebs me up oh mystical one!!

oh and its Virgo in case you have forgotten ;)

[Pebs]

Tomorrow my little chickypoos, I'm in need of some sleep to assist in the girding of loins a recharging of the mystical energies :)

[Robert]

Oh I'm Virgo as well.

[Greedo]

Oh scorpio when you have a minute please. :)

[Gilly]

Can you rub your balls for little old me?

Aries :)

[Creature]

Holy **** it's Spudnik o_0

[kaiowas]

Holy **** it's Spudnik o_0

That's pretty much what I thought ;D

[Matblack]

Well it is Easter ;)

MB

[Wryel]

Haly, nothing changes you filthy minx!

Libra
You will soon be ten men closer to discovering who it is you have to blow to get some service around here.

I forsee a future as a mystery shopper!

This doesn't bode well for all librans!

[Greenlizard0]

Libra
You will soon be ten men closer to discovering who it is you have to blow to get some service around here.

I forsee a future as a mystery shopper!

*presses back to the wall*:angry:

[Steeps]

*presses back to the wall*:angry:

Got to be careful when pressing back against walls in public loos :p

[Greenlizard0]

Got to be careful when pressing back against walls in public loos :p

Lol, the last time I went out I saw an impressive amount of vomit..*everywhere* in the mens. In the toilet, around it, above, below it, two foot away, on the walls...

[Pebs]

Tomorrow my lovelies, and a extra special one for Spudnik - been far too long you norvern mahhnkey!

[Pebs]

Well, I've got my balls, I've got the mystic feelings in my waters and most important of all I've got my wine!

*mystical wavings*

[Pebs]

Aquarius me up, oh Mystical Pebbles!!

Faysh, it's for your own good -

Aquarius
They say you have the grace of a dancer and the agility of a world-class gymnast. After that, though, it's usually just a bunch of mean-spirited laughter.

Maybe just go a little easier on the spandex?

[Pebs]

Heh, how about Lucky Leo? ;)

Transatlantic musings coming up!

Leo
The baboon will see you as a threat to the social hierarchy of the pack, which truth be told, is giving you way too much credit.

Lets face it, a couple of thousand miles isn't going to impress the stars :(

[Tak]

scorpio please miss *fingers crossed for some good news*

[Pebs]

Can you rub your balls for little old me?

Aries :)

A special one for little old you :evil:

Aries
The stars would love to give you some relationship advice, but then, they're still quite tired from having all that sex with your wife.

When the hell did you get married?!

[Pebs]

Do me! Do me! Aries please.

Noobyboobies!! Remember, this is the stars! I have no control, I'm just the vessel with which they pass their wisdom!

Aries
Mosquitoes are usually attracted to body heat and perspiration, though in your case, it's the giant mosquito costume.

Ooooh you got off lightly!

[Pebs]

Yarr, Aries please :)

Hot off the press!

Aries
Everyone laughed when you said mankind wouldn't last another 100 years, but that's because you did it in a funny Mexican accent.

I don't think there's any situation that can't be improved with a Mexican accent! Apart from maybe sex.

[Roberta]

Taurus please:

I have Pear Vodka.

[Haly]

Taurus please:

I have Pear Vodka.

Yum :D

[Pebs]

Gogogogo!

Awww Robert, my favourite virgo!

Virgo
No matter what path you ultimately take, or what choices you ultimately make, this week will still end with you being shot out of a cannon.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!

[Pebs]

I am sure I am going to regret asking this....

but Pebs me up oh mystical one!!

oh and its Virgo in case you have forgotten ;)

Well aren't you brave!! Although the stars are...well....the stars, I do have some sway up there you know ;)

VIrgo
You'll soon see yourself in a whole new light, which is too bad, as it's the kind police investigators use to check for semen stains.

You dirty herbert!

[Pebs]

scorpio please miss *fingers crossed for some good news*

It's always the quiet ones -

Scorpio
Your passionate lovemaking will wake up the neighbors, making it a lot harder for you to have sex with them.

You saucy minx!

[Creature]

Sagatarius please pebs :) Though I do fear what it may be.

[Pebs]

Taurus please:

I have Pear Vodka.

The stars approve.

Taurus
There's nothing quite like the love of a real man. Then again, if the plaster sets properly and the paint dries evenly, you'll have the next best thing.

I hope there's a battery compartment!

[Tak]

It's always the quiet ones

quoted to prove I'm quiet :p

[Pebs]

Sagatarius please pebs :) Though I do fear what it may be.

Maybe don't go out today

Sagatarius
You will enjoy an unexpected day off from work when an out-of-control cement mixer runs over your legs

At least you'll get a free driveway out of it

[SidewinderINC]

The stars approve.

Taurus
There's nothing quite like the love of a real man. Then again, if the plaster sets properly and the paint dries evenly, you'll have the next best thing.

I hope there's a battery compartment!

Plaster Caster? :p Gotta love Cynthia ;)

[Psymonkee]

There appears to be a lack of Sagittarius :(

GO! :D

Sad monkee is sad :(

[Roberta]

The stars approve.

Taurus
There's nothing quite like the love of a real man. Then again, if the plaster sets properly and the paint dries evenly, you'll have the next best thing.

I hope there's a battery compartment!

That'll do for me, Pet.

[vix]

Taurus please:

I have Pear Vodka.

More details required....

[Roberta]

There's nothing like a last minute thrust of pear:

http://www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=4905

[Feek]

I need re-scorpioing!

[vix]

There's nothing like a last minute thrust of pear:

http://www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=4905

Oh my word!

[Pebs]

Sad monkee is sad :(

Not as sad as you're about to be!

Sagittarius
Sometimes the truth can be difficult to hear. Thankfully, a battery-operated megaphone will make your past failures crystal clear.

Happy now? HAPPY?!

[Pebs]

I need re-scorpioing!

Much has changed!

Scorpio
The kinder stars have decreed that you shall be wealthy and happy. Unfortunately, the far more numerous malevolent stars have decided to send an out-of-control bus screaming toward you

:(

[kaiowas]

Well if you're gonna get hit by a bus then being wealthy and happy at the time is probably the best way.

What do the stars have in store for an aquarius with a gammy hand?

[Lomster]

What does the stars say about Gemini oh mystic Pebs?

[Kell_ee001]

quoted to prove I'm quiet :p

She also said she had wiiiiiine ;)

I need some good luck tomorrow so I don't think I should hear mine! ;D

[_dogma_]

Hot off the press!


I don't think there's any situation that can't be improved with a Mexican accent! Apart from maybe sex.

I'll try it next time ;D

[Psymonkee]

Not as sad as you're about to be!

Sagittarius
Sometimes the truth can be difficult to hear. Thankfully, a battery-operated megaphone will make your past failures crystal clear.

Happy now? HAPPY?!

Yep :D

Sounds like a fun day at work to me :D

[Gilly]

A special one for little old you :evil:

Aries
The stars would love to give you some relationship advice, but then, they're still quite tired from having all that sex with your wife.

When the hell did you get married?!

:shocked:

You tell me!

[Knipples]

Much has changed!

Scorpio
The kinder stars have decreed that you shall be wealthy and happy. Unfortunately, the far more numerous malevolent stars have decided to send an out-of-control bus screaming toward you

:(

Great so me and Feek will be filthy rich, but dead......:huh:

[Desmo]

Put me in your will. Simple :D

[Solari]

How does this work..? A-Queer-Hairy-Arse here :p