View Full Version : My philosophy on Spring. . .
Admiral Huddy
22-04-2009, 09:24
My observation is that this time of year, women are indecisive between wearing their well worn winter passion killers and baring their pale legs. Things are a little nippy first thing in the morning but they know that things may get warmer during day and not wanting a sweaty betty later on the day they opt for the stockings as a compromise :)
All I can say is a glimpse is better than an eyeful :)
Hello all
Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Huddy.
Don't forget, with the onset of Spring you guys get the joy of Tit Monday:
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/tit-monday-p1.php
As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make.
;D
Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Huddy.
;D
Don't forget, with the onset of Spring you guys get the joy of Tit Monday:
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/tit-monday-p1.php
awesome.
and for anyone not bothering to open that link... a little extract;
Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...
whoo. bring it on.
I'll give you tit sun to sat Faysh. :p
I just wear trousers :huh: makes the whole decision making process so much easier.
I just wear trousers :huh: makes the whole decision making process so much easier.
I'm with you on that Kitten :)
I'll give you tit sun to sat Faysh. :p
\o/
I just wear trousers :huh: makes the whole decision making process so much easier.
As long as there's norks, you crack on.
oh there's always norkage ;) And skyscraper heels :D
oh there's always norkage ;) And skyscraper heels :D
I missed St Peter letting me in. ;D
I just wear trousers :huh:
People would get snow blindness if I got my legs out :p ;D
Knipples
23-04-2009, 07:17
People would get snow blindness if I got my legs out :p ;D
+1
:o
Piggymon
23-04-2009, 07:35
+1
:o
+2 !
I got this from my mate, with the subject 'Could it be?'
Today is showing early signs of tit Monday, which is the only reason I’m going to persevere with it.
He was right.
its not such a nice day up here today, i recon next week for us.
I do love this weather. A lot more cleavage on show :cool: :D
Admiral Huddy
23-04-2009, 14:06
I do love this weather. A lot more cleavage on show :cool: :D
Cleaverage? Cleaverage! .. You strange man.. Bare legs and feet is what you need... :p
leowyatt
23-04-2009, 14:09
Cleaverage? Cleaverage! .. You strange man.. Bare legs and feet is what you need... :p
I'm afraid he speaks the truth Huddy ;D
Admiral Huddy
23-04-2009, 14:20
but you get them all year round.. boring :p
leowyatt
23-04-2009, 14:23
we certainly do not!! Cold weather they are covered up under jumpers :p
Admiral Huddy
23-04-2009, 14:49
to be honest i've never noticed.. My head is always looking at the floor direction :D
leowyatt
23-04-2009, 14:52
your loss ;)
leowyatt
23-04-2009, 15:13
Oh yes most definintely Will :)
MarcLister
23-04-2009, 15:19
My observation is that this time of year, women are indecisive between wearing their well worn winter passion killers and baring their pale legs. Things are a little nippy first thing in the morning but they know that things may get warmer during day and not wanting a sweaty betty later on the day they opt for the stockings as a compromise :)
All I can say is a glimpse is better than an eyeful :)
Hello allConsidering your foot fetish I'm surprised you aren't a stockbroker. You'd keep one hell of an eye on the FTSE! :D:D
Yep went out for a drive today and there was a lot of norkage on display. As I was driving towards town there was a nice lady wearing bugger all. As she was walking up the hill they were practically bouncing out of her top. I got glared at as I went past :D
My philosophy is if you will have them half hanging out, I will look and I won't hide it either :thumbsup:
Considering your foot fetish I'm surprised you aren't a stockbroker. You'd keep one hell of an eye on the FTSE! :D:D
I proper laughed at this!! ;D
Huddy, you're such a perv.... but I heart you muchly ;D
MarcLister
23-04-2009, 17:57
I proper laughed at this!! ;DRaay! :D
Yep went out for a drive today and there was a lot of norkage on display. As I was driving towards town there was a nice lady wearing bugger all. As she was walking up the hill they were practically bouncing out of her top. I got glared at as I went past :D
My philosophy is if you will have them half hanging out, I will look and I won't hide it either :thumbsup:
My philosophy is "If they're visible, enjoy!! Obviously we know you're gonna look if they're presented well and right in front of you!? ;D
One of our managers had a meeting with my norks today, and another colleague had virtually a whole conversation with them! And the top I was wearing wasn't particularly boobage-baring! I have been known to stop a meeting full of blokes and say 'Scuse me, I'm up here' ;)
Knipples
23-04-2009, 20:24
*wishes she'd seen Kittens norks today* ;)
leowyatt
23-04-2009, 20:25
I could get you a photo ;)
Knipples
23-04-2009, 20:33
I could get you a photo ;)
I've got £4.62 in my purse, what does that get me? :p
omg, he just took a photo!
Told me to check the thread to see why!?! Cheeky sod. ;D
Knipples
23-04-2009, 20:53
He's offering it to me right now on MSN....the photo you perverts! ;)
Knipples
23-04-2009, 21:21
*Receives picture*
Cor blimey govna, I need a lie down :o
I can't believe that:
a) You asked for it
b) He took it and sent it.
You pair of weirdos! ;D
Knipples
23-04-2009, 21:32
You love me really :p
(dont you? :confused: )
of course I do! I just fear I'll wake up one day having been sold into slavery if someone offers him the right price!! ;)
leowyatt
23-04-2009, 21:35
:shocked: I'd do what???? You're more likely to have new play mates :p
I got told off for looking at norks last night :(
I got told off for looking at norks last night :(
"Can't beat 'em, join em", I say!
"Can't beat 'em, join em", I say!
I bought some really dark glasses today ;)
Considering your foot fetish I'm surprised you aren't a stockbroker. You'd keep one hell of an eye on the FTSE! :D:D
I lol'd, oh how i lol'd!
Admiral Huddy
24-04-2009, 08:48
Considering your foot fetish I'm surprised you aren't a stockbroker. You'd keep one hell of an eye on the FTSE! :D:D
ROFL - Very very good :D
Davey_Pitch
24-04-2009, 10:54
My philosophy is "If they're visible, enjoy!! Obviously we know you're gonna look if they're presented well and right in front of you!? ;D
One of our managers had a meeting with my norks today, and another colleague had virtually a whole conversation with them! And the top I was wearing wasn't particularly boobage-baring! I have been known to stop a meeting full of blokes and say 'Scuse me, I'm up here' ;)
To be fair, you do have top norks ;)
To be fair, you do have top norks ;)
He speaks the truth ;)
Flibster
24-04-2009, 12:09
There is a lot of women smuggling a couple of bald men around today. :D
What a lovely day. ;)
Briggykins
24-04-2009, 12:19
Stupid all-male office in the middle of nowhere! Want to move.
Davey_Pitch
24-04-2009, 12:28
I work in an all-girls school, if any of them got their norks out I'd be very worried!
Some of the teachers though, that's a different matter :D
I walked into the lift lobby and had to pretend I was reading an email on my phone, such a short dress! Loads of mirrors inside the lift though :p
It's Tit Monday in Brentwood today :D
Admiral Huddy
24-04-2009, 14:24
Haven't most woman in Brentwood had implants?
Admiral Huddy
24-04-2009, 14:25
I walked into the lift lobby and had to pretend I was reading an email on my phone, such a short dress! Loads of mirrors inside the lift though :p
Perv! I'd never do anything like that!
Haven't most woman in Brentwood had implants?
Only the classy ones.
To be fair, you do have top norks ;)
He speaks the truth ;)
I love you both. You're mad, but I love you ;)
MarcLister
24-04-2009, 17:52
I lol'd, oh how i lol'd!Aw shucks. :o
ROFL - Very very good :DTa. :D
Knipples
24-04-2009, 18:15
I love you both. You're mad, but I love you ;)
And they are correct, I have the pics remember ;)
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