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mejinks
17-05-2009, 00:59
Being the lazy git I am, when I have a shower, I dump my kegs in the basket and wander upstairs to get fresh ones.

Now, in the house I'm currently in, there is a shed in front of the back window, which isn't big in itself and there is very little that could see in other than if you happened to be driving along the M4 at the right (or wrong) time.... Or so I thought. You can see where this is going can't you :o

Yes, the only house that could possibly see into mine and the old woman is standing there in her kitchen staring at hairy monkey boy mejinks in the total buff. :o:o

I've been cavorting around nudie in the evenings since I moved in and never thought people could actually see in:o:o:o

Feek
17-05-2009, 01:01
Smile and wave!

Lomster
17-05-2009, 01:03
hahaha muppet!!! I leg it to tumble dryer half knacked atleast once a week and not been caught yet and my neighbour can see lol

mejinks
17-05-2009, 01:03
Smile and wave!

Funnily enough, she is still in the window. I turned the light off here and am currently watching her through closed curtains. I think she may be in shock :(

Streeteh
17-05-2009, 01:09
Similar thing happened to me last year, the house next door to ours had been vacant for months and i was the only one living in our student house that summer. I had taken to the habit of walking around starkers as, lets face it, there's not much better in the world than walking around letting the warm summer air dry yer goolies after a shower.

Anyways, i'm there, sorting my brekkie in the kitchen while listening to a bit of Xfm (now known as absolute), getting my groove on, as i turn to sit at the kitchen table i notice something in the corner of my eye. Turns out the estate agent was showing some people around the house next door that day and they got to see my rather suggestive mating dance first hand.

To make matters worse, they moved in a month later.

Lomster
17-05-2009, 01:09
She's got her bunny out and is waiting for you!!!!

Lomster
17-05-2009, 01:12
Similar thing happened to me last year, the house next door to ours had been vacant for months and i was the only one living in our student house that summer. I had taken to the habit of walking around starkers as, lets face it, there's not much better in the world than walking around letting the warm summer air dry yer goolies after a shower.

Anyways, i'm there, sorting my brekkie in the kitchen while listening to a bit of Xfm (now known as absolute), getting my groove on, as i turn to sit at the kitchen table i notice something in the corner of my eye. Turns out the estate agent was showing some people around the house next door that day and they got to see my rather suggestive mating dance first hand.

To make matters worse, they moved in a month later.

;D is it bad I have visions of you dancing to take your muma out tonight whatever its called? oops :shocked:

Desmo
17-05-2009, 09:46
I walk around naked upstairs and I don't care who sees me through the window :D

Mark
17-05-2009, 10:30
I do the same, but then I have nets up to keep me safe. That's all fine until I do it when the nets are in the wash. :D

Knipples
17-05-2009, 10:35
I walk round naked but thats because I live in a top floor flat and unless I go near the door in the kitchen, I have no windows looking in on me.

Darrin
17-05-2009, 17:30
There's a few of my neighbors around here I wouldn't mind catching walking past a window sans clothes!!

Mind you, I'm just a voyeur pervert in hiding. ;)

SidewinderINC
17-05-2009, 17:34
I walk around naked upstairs and I don't care who sees me through the window :D

Snap.

Robert
17-05-2009, 19:03
On one occasion I got out of the shower...casually strolled into my room, shut the door then dropped the towel - it was then a realised that my blinds were not only open, but I had drawn them so my neighbours had 100% visibility.

Damn and blast.

Jonny69
18-05-2009, 08:18
Smile and wave!
No, do a monkey dance. Oo oo oo *makes monkey face* ;D

Wryel
18-05-2009, 08:47
Mind you, I'm just a voyeur pervert in hiding. ;)

I don't think you would count as a voyeur pervert if you weren't hiding!

BBx
18-05-2009, 10:39
I can't at the moment as my cousin and her friend are staying!!!

BB x

_dogma_
18-05-2009, 13:48
I've been on the top floor with the curtains open, just out the shower so I'm starkers, I turn round and and the window cleaner is hanging onto his ladder, mouth hanging open! Not even people on the top floor are safe!! :o