Garp
13-08-2009, 23:44
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"Well, who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarano?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nancy Capelletti?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Pirangia?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rose Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration.
"You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and you have to atone. I'm sorry, but you cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Frank slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months of vacation and five good leads."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"Well, who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarano?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nancy Capelletti?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Pirangia?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rose Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration.
"You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and you have to atone. I'm sorry, but you cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Frank slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months of vacation and five good leads."