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Matblack
26-08-2009, 22:24
:thumbup: or :facepalm:
MB
I reckon she'd be a minx in bed, so for that reason she's cool.
semi-pro waster
26-08-2009, 22:32
Of the options she's cool, I don't like all of her music or all she does but she's got reasonably catchy music and she's quite entertaining. I still like her response to Lady Sovereign claiming that Ms Allen wouldn't have got where she did without her dad's help - something along the lines of "well I've spoken to my dad and he said he'll be happy to adopt you if you think it will help your career".
Flibster
26-08-2009, 22:36
I'd rather have a knitting needle shoved in one ear and out the other than listen to her inane babbling.
Streeteh
26-08-2009, 22:37
I'd rather have a knitting needle shoved in one ear and out the other than listen to her inane babbling.
Pretty good summation of my own feelings.
Matblack
26-08-2009, 22:38
I think she's great
When she first appeared I wanted to hate her, but I was taking her far to literally, her music is excellent its delivered deadpan but the content is a brilliant ironic commentary on modern life in the UK. She got her break because of her Dad I have little doubt but she'd be nowhere if she didn't have talent of her own which she has in spades, she's not a great singer but she's a natural comedian and she makes me smile :D
MB
Of the options she's cool, I don't like all of her music or all she does but she's got reasonably catchy music and she's quite entertaining. I still like her response to Lady Sovereign claiming that Ms Allen wouldn't have got where she did without her dad's help - something along the lines of "well I've spoken to my dad and he said he'll be happy to adopt you if you think it will help your career".
Hehe excellent :D
I like her :) Catchy music and some quite clever lyrics too.
Matblack
26-08-2009, 22:44
This track sums it up really, but you have to listen to the lyrics
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It really is very clever :) IMHO of course
MB
Princess Griff
26-08-2009, 22:45
She was bloomin' fantasmagorical at Glasto...esp as her boob popped out heehee!!
She sang a great song about the BNP....it went 'F**k you, f**k you very very muuuuuuuch!' - got the whole crowd swaying with their middle fingers in the air!
Not surprisingly, this bit didnt make the bbc edit!!
Princess Griff
26-08-2009, 22:47
Alfie is another song thats lyrics make me chuckle...!
gets the thumbs up from the fay-lom family!!!!! :D
Matblack
26-08-2009, 23:00
She was bloomin' fantasmagorical at Glasto...esp as her boob popped out heehee!!
She sang a great song about the BNP....it went 'F**k you, f**k you very very muuuuuuuch!' - got the whole crowd swaying with their middle fingers in the air!
Not surprisingly, this bit didnt make the bbc edit!!
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Love it :)
MB
Princess Griff
26-08-2009, 23:05
'You're just a racist who cant tie my laces!'
Brilliant!
Blighter
26-08-2009, 23:18
Where's the link? :S
Matblack
26-08-2009, 23:20
The rude youtube link, if you want Lily tit shots though there are loads on google images.......... apparently
MB
This track sums it up really, but you have to listen to the lyrics
I'd never really paid much attention to the lyrics before.
Love it :)
LOL! Win! :D
Wouldn't say she's in my top 10, but she could very easily grow on me (and in fact just did).
Blighter
26-08-2009, 23:42
The rude youtube link, if you want Lily tit shots though there are loads on google images.......... apparently
MB
Nah, I was just wondering in case I was being really stupid & blind ;D
I like her and she likes cricket so that's another bonus point.
Del Lardo
27-08-2009, 00:19
Really mixed feeling about Lily Allen, I like her music as the lyrics are normally quite amusing but whenever she is interviewed I want to pop my ear drums with a blunt 3B pencil though she did go up in my estimations when she did this...
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I can never quite work out if I find her attractive or not but lets face it given the chance I'd thoroughly enjoy bashing her back door in and painting it white on the way out
Censored version of the second posted above:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VZX4sHn-4
;D ;D ;D
i definitely would.
and her musics pretty cool also \o/
Justsomebloke
27-08-2009, 01:07
I like little dark women & I like confident almost mouthy women but I don't find her sexy but that's probably because I am twice her age which is cobblers. :angry:
As for her music I think it's tripe but good tripe, better than the usual bouncy crap you hear on the radio & best of all it sounds English.
Just read all that back & it's about as contradictory as a fella could be.
Captain sub text says,
Of course I'd shag her for ****s sake I am not dead yet !!!
Greenlizard0
28-08-2009, 13:45
Wait, that's Lily Allen? I keep thinking that was the older tranny caberet woman..
I used to hate her music when she first appeared but now I quite like most of her stuff. As MB says, the lyrics are actually pretty clever in most songs :)
Always liked her.
I now love her after seeing her give Jo 'no knickers' Whiley a dressing down.
Take that Whiley!
I like anyone who can take Jo Whiley down a peg or two. Just look at her face. Ahahahahaaa!!
I like anyone who can take Jo Whiley down a peg or two. Just look at her face. Ahahahahaaa!!
*high 5*
Put it there sistaaaah :cool:
Pumpkinstew
03-09-2009, 07:23
As the thread is already NSFW
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Stan_Lite
03-09-2009, 09:11
I've always liked her. Saw her on Buzzcocks and thought she was really funny and then listened to some of her music and thought it was different and quite clever.
Marks out of two - I'd give her one ;)
Marks out of two - I'd give her one ;)
Only if she didn't speak. Actually, I'd probably drown it out if I was given the chance!
Treefrog
04-09-2009, 14:00
I like her - catchy tunes and lyrics. Plus she has her own voice, she doesn't sound like one of the interchangeable plastic pop puppets like so many of her contemporaries.
She's strangely appealing.
Shes sexy in a kind of vicki butler henderson way. I have no idea why I thinks shes hawt, but she makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Maybe its because she sings intelligible lyrics that make sense and don't have a common theme about being cool being violent and hating the police or being a soulja.
I would smash the hell out of it.
Lol!! loving the boy talk in this thread!!! I really don't want to like her (no idea why) but I do.
I like her, but I wouldn't give her one :p
BB x
I do like her, and would a) "give her one weyyyyyyyyyyy etc" and b) happily let Princess Griff do the same :p
volospian
06-10-2009, 09:05
Can't stand her. I just hate her overly emphasised cockney accent. I'm surprised she doesn't just write her songs in rhyming slang and wear a pearly king outfit all the time.
Cor blimey, apples an pears, guv'nor, I'm ina right two an eight, you're BANG out of order an no mistake, me ole mukka!
Having said that, I hate any "regional accent" vocals, from Cilla Black to the Worzels. Except, for some strange reason, the unfeasibly Scottish Proclaimers...
Princess Griff
06-10-2009, 11:42
*Shocked* How can you not love the Wurzels!! lol! They are legends!
Although they dont look good in their undercrackers...trust me :S
'Where be that blackbirrd too, I know where he be! Ee be up yon Wurzel tree and I be after ee!'
aaaand now Im craving cider... mmm
Knipples
06-10-2009, 11:52
*Shocked* How can you not love the Wurzels!! lol! They are legends!
Although they dont look good in their undercrackers...trust me :S
'Where be that blackbirrd too, I know where he be! Ee be up yon Wurzel tree and I be after ee!'
aaaand now Im craving cider... mmm
I've got a brand new combine 'arvester and i'll give you the key!
Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony!
He's got 20 acres and i've got 43,
now i've got a brand new combine 'arvester and i'll give you the key!!
;D
Princess Griff
06-10-2009, 11:53
Thats my girl ;)
Knipples
06-10-2009, 11:54
Thats my girl ;)
I know plenty more cos of football :D
Princess Griff
06-10-2009, 11:55
The Wurzels used to do concerts where I used to work, so I got the urm pleasure of being their PA! Had to fetch them drinks, food etc - when I returned with their drinks they were all in their grey long johns! Major ewwww-age!
Treefrog
08-10-2009, 00:56
*Shocked* How can you not love the Wurzels!! lol! They are legends!
Although they dont look good in their undercrackers...trust me :S
'Where be that blackbirrd too, I know where he be! Ee be up yon Wurzel tree and I be after ee!'
"With a gurt big stick I'll knock 'im down. Blackbird I'll 'ave ee"
Princess Griff
08-10-2009, 13:31
YEY!!!
Woooo join in Treefrog! :D
Eee see I, I sees Eee, buggered if I don geddum!
Knipples
08-10-2009, 17:02
"With a gurt big stick I'll knock 'im down. Blackbird I'll 'ave ee"
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah, 'ows about that farmer? Olright!
Can I do my personal favourite
One for the Bristol City, two for the boys in red, three for the fans down Ashton Gate we'll follow til we're dead me boys, follow til we're dead!
I can do the entire song, but I will stop there :o
A Place of Light
08-10-2009, 18:45
I've got a brand new combine 'arvester and i'll give you the key!
Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony!
He's got 20 acres and i've got 43,
now i've got a brand new combine 'arvester and i'll give you the key!!
;D
I have the album.
I feel shame.
A Place of Light
08-10-2009, 18:47
.....the unfeasibly Scottish Proclaimers...
Massively underated IMHO.
volospian
10-10-2009, 20:49
*Shocked* How can you not love the Wurzels!! lol! They are legends!
Although they dont look good in their undercrackers...trust me :S
'Where be that blackbirrd too, I know where he be! Ee be up yon Wurzel tree and I be after ee!'
aaaand now Im craving cider... mmm
Yeah, well.... ok..... maybe I was a bit harsh on them.... My grandad used to love them, back in the 70's.... Ooo-ar, oo-ar, ay!
volospian
10-10-2009, 20:51
Massively underated IMHO.
indeed. Really good stuff... although thay are still more outragously Scottish than a haggis and shortbread sandwich with a side order of Scotch. :D
Knipples
10-10-2009, 21:00
So I can get the Wurzels played at my party and you wont all just stand there staring at me and shaking your heads? :D
Princess Griff
10-10-2009, 22:28
NO PLEASE DO IT!!!! I WILL GATECRASH!!
Knipples
10-10-2009, 22:31
NO PLEASE DO IT!!!! I WILL GATECRASH!!
You're invited anyway you silly mare! :huh: :p
Princess Griff
12-10-2009, 13:53
Oh....teeheee
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