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Daz
14-09-2009, 16:04
I'm selling something on ebay atm, have had a few offers via email as you do, seemingly legit. Had a couple of emails today that seem a bit fishy...

I am a uk national and am wanting to bids for your item, I have been stinging before on ebay from alaeged IT professhinals would you be selling to me before auction finish.. please give me a price in Ugandan dollars. current exchange rate 6.36 UD = 1 UK pound..
Followed by...

I am in much keeness for you to make me a price for your item for sales. As your auckshun is ending soon and with exchange rates changing by the minute, NASDAQ spiking, FTSE climbing and the Dow melting the hearts of forex traders across the western world, margins are tight, anticipation is high, time is pressing and the day will soon be gone... to that end and with fervent wishes to expedite this transaction with more slickness than even a lubers crotch please tell me of your wanting prices for your item. I would be hating for you to be "shunted from your backside" as it were and you lose on the splendid Ugandan (& indeed Zimbabwian) exchange rates?
reply to me in pleasing as you can fastly place me out of this betting if you not selling...
thanks you many
antonia
Apparently he's from Warwickshire. I'd better hurry, I'd hate to be shunted from my backside.

Haly
14-09-2009, 16:05
;D There's so much about the second one that's hilarious :D

Belmit
14-09-2009, 16:06
What the...

It's like he asked someone to translate what he was saying into English... but they screwed him over! :D

Tak
14-09-2009, 16:07
"a lubers crotch"

;D

Flibster
14-09-2009, 16:26
Shunted from your backside?

Isn't that what Huddy's afraid of?

Mark
14-09-2009, 16:41
Brilliant. If you had the inclination, this could go far. ;D

Desmo
14-09-2009, 22:07
They are utterly superb ;D

Lopez
14-09-2009, 23:01
WTF is a lubers crotch :D

Lopez
14-09-2009, 23:02
Ugandan dollars

http://www.e4.com/media/5F5C19BB-A6ED-4F31-BE34-BA6A137274E4_extra.jpg

BBx
14-09-2009, 23:03
WTF is a lubers crotch :D

Daz's new Custom Title? :cool:

BB x

Daz
14-09-2009, 23:17
WTF is a lubers crotch :D
Apparently it's slick :D

Joe 90
15-09-2009, 03:52
Fantastic use of the English language :D

Jingo
15-09-2009, 08:36
A "luber's crotch" and "shunted from your backside" are both golden! ;D

Treefrog
16-09-2009, 00:20
Maybe he was booted out of Nigeria for not earning enough? ;)