It's been a long time..

[Admiral Huddy]

.. but today I entered a Virgin.

[divine]

Was there a lot of red stuff?

[Knipples]

did it hurt?

[Belmit]

I bet ****ing Snow Patrol was playing in the background.

[Goose]

Were you the only one or was there a crowd?

[Briggykins]

Did you buy a CD?

/got nothing

Oh wait! Did you use the front door or the back door?

[Admiral Huddy]

Was there a lot of red stuff?

:thumbsup:

and aching legs muscles :)

[Pumpkinstew]

Did you pay by card?

[Knipples]

Did you enjoy it enough to want to do it again?

[Goose]

Did an alarm go off when you tried to exit?

[Fayshun]

Do you feel bad now?

[Knipples]

Do you feel bad now?

Or dirty, maybe you feel dirty....

[Jingo]

I bet ****ing Snow Patrol was playing in the background.

Thank god someone else has mentioned this! I thought I was going mad/there was a brain wash attempt going down! ;D

[Fayshun]

Or dirty, maybe you feel dirty....
Huddy always does...

[kaiowas]

I didn't realise there were any left. There's certainly none around here.

[Matblack]

So you got all hot and sweaty working out all your agression on a virgins equipment?

MB

[Mark]

I didn't realise there were any left. There's certainly none around here.

Wrong type of Virgin. That particular type has gone, but there are others.

[Admiral Huddy]

So you got all hot and sweaty working out all your agression on a virgins equipment?

MB

haha

yep - parallel dipping, pelvic floor thrusts and rear pressing all the way!

I didn't realise there were any left. There's certainly none around here.

Things really do go over your head don't they haha :D

[Goose]

haha

yep - parallel dipping, pelvic floor thrusts and rear pressing all the way!
I assume there was a member of staff there ensuring that you were using the equipment correctly and safely?

[Admiral Huddy]

I assume there was a member of staff there ensuring that you were using the equipment correctly and safely?

You said member and staff in one sentance ;D

[Princess Griff]

I feel slightly disturbed by this thread....!

[Admiral Huddy]

Only slighty!!!

[Knipples]

I feel slightly disturbed by this thread....!

I'd get used to it if you plan to survive Saturday night lover! ;D

[BBx]

I didn't realise there were any left. There's certainly none around here.

He's from Essex - plenty there :p

Huddy! You're a traitor! :p

BB x

[Pheebs]

Huddy: One meeeeeeellliiioooon *gestures wee finger to face*

Virgin: Nil

;)

[Pebs]

I'm a born again one due to my loyal visits.

[Zirax]

I didn't realise there were any left. There's certainly none around here.

bwahahaha, nice :D

haha

yep - parallel dipping, pelvic floor thrusts and rear pressing all the way!



Things really do go over your head don't they haha :D

Huddy, there is a double meaning to Kaiowas post. Both are correct :D

[Admiral Huddy]

I know,

Blah Virgin was a bit too small and to tight move around. I'll stick to what I'm used to :p