Paul Ross - framed canvas

[Kitten]

This item is just bizzare in itself (you can buy a canvas print of Paul Ross - Most Haunted presenter??) , but some of the reviews are brilliant.
Hope you enjoy (http://www.amazon.co.uk/PAUL-ROSS-Canvas-Print-MirrorPrintStore/dp/B001N6W8U0/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top)

[Belmit]

Don't buy this picture. It looks fine on the website, but the one they send you is upside-down. My wife hasn't stopped crying for a week. :D

My children died recently and, in solace, I hung this in their bedroom. I have now forgotten all about them and can't wait for Christmas. :D

Edit: The other products they sell are just as bad. Reviews for this one had me in tears:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Canvas-Print-HITLER-Mary-Evans/dp/B001AUDUPG/ref=sr_1_22?ie=UTF8&s=kitchen&qid=1259752535&sr=1-22

[Wryel]

He should be wearing a wolf t-shirt!

[Blighter]

I used to be a very successful insurance salesman at AIG. I had riches beyond belief: Faberge Eggs; Brut Aftershave, also by Faberge; a diamond encrusted Rolex; lime green Lamborghini; monogrammed slippers; a piano shaped toilet that once belonged to Liberace and a 16 ft pyramid of Ferrero Rocher chocolates. Some friends at the country club let me in on this secret that all the old money had canvas printed photos of Paul Ross, so I bought one at auction.

There was something wonderful and majestic about it, some people say the enigmatic smile is a knowing reference to his Merovingian ancestry. It hung for 3 years above the alabaster fireplace in my drawing room, replacing Munch's Scream, which I borrowed from a friend who was also in the insurance business.

But over time there was something unsettling about the picture. At first it sounded like it emitted a high pitched, almost imperceptible, tone, like an old TV set. Then it started whispering things to me. After a while it started telling jokes and then giving me stock tips. Eventually it recommended I invest all my money with a guy called Bernie Madoff.

Now I have nothing, I get high by sucking anti-freeze from car windscreen washers, and even had to take public transport. My only possession is this picture of Paul Ross. It is my love, my life. He completes me.


;D

[volospian]

Edit: The other products they sell are just as bad. Reviews for this one had me in tears:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Canvas-Print-HITLER-Mary-Evans/dp/B001AUDUPG/ref=sr_1_22?ie=UTF8&s=kitchen&qid=1259752535&sr=1-22

This print certainly adds a certain feeling of gravitas to my child's bedroom.

I've knocked a star off as I initially thought that it was a picture of Barry Chuckle.

:D

[Belmit]

Haha! There's been new reviews since I last looked at the Hitler canvas!

Looking for a present to buy for the family member or friend who is a fan of either middle aged Austrians or unusual moustaches? Then look no further.
Or maybe buy it for nostalgic purposes for those that remember the 30's.
Certainly my elderly neighbour Mrs Rosenbaum was moved to tears when I presented her with it.
Not certain where she hangs it up as she hasn't invited me round since.


Edit: It has come to my attention that it is actually part of the most evil monsters in history series and is intended to take its place with the portrait of Paul Ross.

...and I especially love the way the Fuhrer's eyes don't follow me around the room. It's almost as if he knows I'm Jewish.