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Garp
10-12-2009, 22:10
What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney onto a lit fireplace?



My nuts roasting on an open fire..
SCM
10-12-2009, 22:11
Hands you your coat and i think you know the rest :p
Mark
10-12-2009, 22:17
Coat denied. Besides, it's 27C outside. :p
SCM
10-12-2009, 22:33
Not 27C here frost already forming on the paths outside.
Mark
10-12-2009, 23:05
Nope, I wish it was though.

27C in Honolulu though. Yes, I was sad enough to check. ;D
Garp
11-12-2009, 01:56
Yeah it's a nice pleasant day here. That said I keep finding that I feel cold when waiting for the bus in the morning and it's 18 degrees. I've actually stood there and shivered at that temperature. My blood has got far too thin in year.
Treefrog
12-12-2009, 01:24
What happened to Santa when he got stuck in the chimney of Mr and Mrs Ball?

He was pulled out by the Balls ;)
Treefrog
12-12-2009, 01:24
What happened to Santa when he got stuck in the chimney of Mr and Mrs Ball?

He was pulled out by the Balls ;)
Garp
12-12-2009, 01:37
So bad you had to repeat it twice?
Treefrog
12-12-2009, 01:46
Hmm, not sure how that happened, it wasn't lagging me out and I didn't hit 'submit' twice or anything.
Desmo
12-12-2009, 11:43
I think all that heat has gone to your head.
Garp
21-12-2009, 22:53
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Stan_Lite
23-12-2009, 08:33
:( Mummy. Please make it stop :(

Ah sod it - if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"