Surely this is a sketch from Benny Hill or something?

[Desmo]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/6810528/Salami-battle-in-supermarket-leaves-Germans-in-hospital.html

;D

The trolley was undamaged

[Princess Griff]

I would have paid money to have seen this...

[SidewinderINC]

If you're going to fight with cheese you've got to consider so many different factors.

I'd have gone for the Stilton or possibly just an entire wheel of something!

[Pumpkinstew]

Mini Babybel cluster bombs followed by a double Double Gloucester smash.

[Garp]

eDAM I bet that must have hurt.