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Thunderc**t! :D
Just been watching the hideous Blade Trinity. The fit bloke just said it.
Brilliant. Post yours here.
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You said the c word!!!! :eek:
No I didn't :p
I know how much I hate that word... but I lolled :D
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Stan_Lite
25-02-2010, 00:03
Clusterf**k is an excellent word.
Leon has a great one for ladies bits... not the m word.... so much worse.
Can't remember what it is now.... grr!
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Psymonkee
25-02-2010, 00:05
Ooo an excuse to post rude words! GOGOGO! :D
Having recently watched 'The Wire' I have to say I'm a fan of 'Sugar Honey Ice and Tea bird' :D
:D
Leon has a great one for ladies bits... not the m word.... so much worse.
Axe Wound?
Vertical Bacon Sandwich?
Clusterf**k is an excellent word.
That's the one I was going to post soon as I saw the thread title!
Straddle is also an excellent word. As is bounce!
Since the inbetweeners, been hearing loads of boys say 'clunge' instead of ladygarden. Shocking behaviour!
Maybe someone would be so kind to add a NSFW tag/might offend to this please seeing as I failed miserably :p
CLUNGE! Inbetweeners rofl! Could be that one...!
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Flibster
25-02-2010, 00:20
I've always liked the word flange.
Always raises a titter.
Actually, as does the word titter... :D
I've got that damn soundboard stuck in my head now that we found at a meet:-
quim, gash..... MIIINNNNNGGGGEEEE ;D
I've got that damn soundboard stuck in my head now that we found at a meet:-
quim, gash..... MIIINNNNNGGGGEEEE ;D
Maidstone, Feek found it, and I was sat next to him at the time.
***NSFW*** link (http://www2.b3ta.com/buffyswear/) ***NSFW*** - Enjoy! :D
Knipples
25-02-2010, 08:07
Pedantic!
Also, some of my favourite silly words
Guff, flump, poke, probe and doink.
My favourite BD word escapes me, but I am sure someone will be along shortly to remind me, we had an in depth conversation about it at my birthday :o
I like the c word :o I think it just rolls off the tongue well and just has the right vitriol and comedy value rolled into one.
My favourite BD word escapes me, but I am sure someone will be along shortly to remind me, we had an in depth conversation about it at my birthday :o
Was it Quim? :D
Greenlizard0
25-02-2010, 11:41
"Chicken boobs" while cooking gets lots of lols in real life. So do "buxom" and "busom", must be me putting subconscious yet subtle extra emphasis on certain syllables.
Ham Wallet! Squish Mitten! Bitch Wrinkle! Fiddle Cove!
[behave]...
My favourite BD word escapes me, but I am sure someone will be along shortly to remind me, we had an in depth conversation about it at my birthday :o
Was it JIZZ? Remember everytime it escaped (read:blurted from) somone's lips (fnar!) that strange boy appeared from nowhere?!!! Desmo and I aptly named him "Jizzboy" which seemed most fitting.
Moist
Gazebo
Flange
My work here is done.
Deliquesce.
It means to melt away, although I almost only ever use it in regards to rotting vegetables.
"Where are my carrots?"
"I threw them out because they were deliquescing."
"I... don't know what that means but it sounds like you're right."
Knipples
25-02-2010, 14:59
Was it JIZZ? Remember everytime it escaped (read:blurted from) somone's lips (fnar!) that strange boy appeared from nowhere?!!! Desmo and I aptly named him "Jizzboy" which seemed most fitting.
I think you're right, it was jizz. . . . However, "that strange boy" was either my brother, or my brothers mate :p
Dymetrie
25-02-2010, 15:03
Meringue is quite possibly the greatest word in the world.
Just say it to yourself, go on, say it.
Meringue.
I want some meringue now!
Also, among my varied curses are:
****ting Crickey!
IE: ****ting crickey! Look at that!
Cock.
IE: What a cock.
Bobbins.
IE: What a load of bobbins.
:D
Have to admit the Big Bang Theory has inspired me to exclaim :
"Holy crap on a cracker" more than once :D
Treefrog
25-02-2010, 17:45
F**tard!
It's got just teh right mix of scorn and pity for someone really obnoxious ;)
Twunt!
Perfect for all those occassions where something highly insulting is required, but loses the venomous sting of the latter stem compound.
Maidstone, Feek found it, and I was sat next to him at the time.
***NSFW*** link (http://www2.b3ta.com/buffyswear/) ***NSFW*** - Enjoy! :D
Bwahahaha, still cracks me up ;D
Chopper is also good.
I like chopper.
I think you're right, it was jizz. . . . However, "that strange boy" was either my brother, or my brothers mate :p
Not quim then, and we kept trying to get your brother to say it as he said it funny?
I find 'weapon' when used as an insult just really funny. We've started using it all the time at work.
"Call number 31462; guy wants to know if his laptop is 'Windows 2007' compatible. What a weapon."
Blackstar
27-02-2010, 01:25
Cluckbeef.
F**knugget. Weener is my fave insult at the moment.
Pebble is one of my favourite words in the world (!). Also, delicious is a superb word!
A Place of Light
27-02-2010, 12:13
Clusterf**k is an excellent word.
Heartbreak Ridge...excellent choice ;)
Slartibartfast.
And, just to complete the set, Vroomfondel and Majikthise
Psymonkee
27-02-2010, 13:48
Crapf*ck! :D
I've always liked ****wit.
I've always liked ****wit.
Thanks, I like you too. :D
Knipples
05-03-2010, 19:52
Kerfuffle!
Insouciant & sanctimonious roll off the tongue well this evening.
Belligerent.
I'm using it a lot at work, along with the phrase "frustrating the PACE process", both to mean "acting like a complete tw@t"
Belligerent.
I'm using it a lot at work, along with the phrase "frustrating the PACE process", both to mean "acting like a complete tw@t"
PACE?
Police and Criminal Evidence act.
PACE?
Police and Criminal Evidence act.
Yup.
1984, no less.
****stain is quite a good insult.
****stain is quite a good insult.
I will try and use it tonight...
Bawbag is among my favourites. But only in a Glasgow accent, otherwise it just sounds comedic
Matblack
07-03-2010, 14:13
Cockpocket
MB
Totally un PC but "Spazchariot" really does roll off the tongue.
Other nonsense, such as "Spanktank", "w##kspade", and "Camelspank" are humourous to me for some reason.
My friends dad like making up insult words such as calling someone a "Klinjo".
Talking nonsense in German is also very liberating:
"SCHWANZE SCHLAMPEN"
I'll go back to lurking for another 3 months now that you are all shocked and aghast.
That reminds me of someone at university who used the term 'shminky-pinky' from The Fast Show's 'Channel 9' as a reference to porn. Leading to the oft-quoted "Avez-vous any shminky-pinky?". A curious mix of French, English and nonsense.
This thread has both done me wonders, and cursed me. I keep trying to squeeze these words into Skype chats with my family.
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