Heard on the radio yesterday...

[Desmo]

...that a scarecrow won the Nobel Peace Prize :eek:
























Apparently he was outstanding in his field.

[Will]

Oh dear....

[Piggymon]

He told me this ' joke ' this morning whilst doing our morning walk then seem perturbed when I didn't laugh :/

[Knipples]

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
























Rock-it! :D

I'll get me coat but years of working with children means I have lots more where that came from :o

[Garp]

Ouch.

Just.. ouch.

[Pebs]

Have you heard the joke about the butter?









Don't spread it....

Daisy told me that one terribly seriously yesterday.

[Blighter]

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[lostkat]

Groooooooooooan :/

[Mark]

rNVcSIZyBuE

PS - best played without sound. :)

[Von Smallhausen]

I walked past the fridge and I thought the spring onions in there were singing the Bee Gees.

I opened it to find out it was just a chive talking.

[Feek]

I could tell you the one about the pencil but there's no point.

[Knipples]

Whats the difference between mashed potato and pea soup?



Anyone can mash potato, but no one can pea soup ;)