Redemption Corner - Come on, own up!

[Desmo]

When I was younger I was at my Auntie's and was out in the street playing on my bike. Hurtling towards a corner on the pavement, I didn't quite make it and crashed in to a parked car, putting a small dent in the rear wing. Sorry Mr or Mrs car owner.

So, what do you want to apologise for that nobody else knows what you did?

[Zirax]

When I was at uni there was a squirrel that the girls used to give nuts to. I saw the bugger running around as I was driving out of the hall car park. He ran away out of sight...

*bump*

I look in the rear view mirror to see said squirrel having the last spasms of life, then flopping down dead. Knowing that the girls would likely kill whoever did it .... I drove to uni :D

When I got back later that evening they were on the manhunt trying to get anyone to own up. They never asked me :cool:

[Knipples]

When I was 10 I was in a field with my sister, and it was the summer holidays. We found a lighter on the floor and I lit a few blades of hay. Before we knew what was happening the whole field had gone up in flames (the wind took hold of things)

We ran away, someone must have called the fire brigade because before we got too far away we could hear them coming. It made the local papers, it took 2 fire engines to put the flames out, and ruined the farmers entire crop.

If I knew who to say sorry to I would, not proud of it but there you go :o

[Von Smallhausen]

When I was about 13, we were doing the usual pissing about with fireworks on bonfire night when I was given a ' duffer ', Geordie term for a dare, to hold a catherine wheel on a nail while it span. I failed the duffer as it was burning at about 700 degrees and I flung it off the nail and it landed .... straight onto a car bonnet which caused a bit of damage.

To the miserable bastard who was awful to the local kids for playing near to near the house .... it was me who smashed your plant pots in 1985.

A mate of mine got a good kicking off a lad so as a junior Punisher I said I would get him. He was pointed out and we had a good old Beano style pagga and he came second ........ for my mate to say that he made a mistake and it wasn't him. I was about 13.

Even though I denied it in the 1980s, it was me who did a Starsky & Hutch on a Mini's roof when I copied David Soul and jumped off a wall and landed on its roof on my arse. The police came knocking but didn't take me away.

When I was 14, me and two mates got a good kicking off a group of about 9 lads with my mate Craig taking a real beating with his face up like a football. Such was the kicking, it was like the bulldog getting his nuts clipped and I didn't go out much for the next year. I was told by Craig who one of them was about 18 months later and got even. I won't go into detail but he was out cold and I honestly thought he was dead. He didn't see who did it.

I jumped the barrier at Canterbury cathedral in the 90s as I refused to pay 20p for a pee.

There's probably more but I can't remember.

[Fayshun]

When I was about 13, we were doing the usual pissing about with fireworks on bonfire night when I was given a ' duffer ', Geordie term for a dare, to hold a catherine wheel on a nail while it span. I failed the duffer as it was burning at about 700 degrees and I flung it off the nail and it landed .... straight onto a car bonnet which caused a bit of damage.

To the miserable bastard who was awful to the local kids for playing near to near the house .... it was me who smashed your plant pots in 1985.

A mate of mine got a good kicking off a lad so as a junior Punisher I said I would get him. He was pointed out and we had a good old Beano style pagga and he came second ........ for my mate to say that he made a mistake and it wasn't him. I was about 13.

Even though I denied it in the 1980s, it was me who did a Starsky & Hutch on a Mini's roof when I copied David Soul and jumped off a wall and landed on its roof on my arse. The police came knocking but didn't take me away.

When I was 14, me and two mates got a good kicking off a group of about 9 lads with my mate Craig taking a real beating with his face up like a football. Such was the kicking, it was like the bulldog getting his nuts clipped and I didn't go out much for the next year. I was told by Craig who one of them was about 18 months later and got even. I won't go into detail but he was out cold and I honestly thought he was dead. He didn't see who did it.

I jumped the barrier at Canterbury cathedral in the 90s as I refused to pay 20p for a pee.

There's probably more but I can't remember.


CC'd to the Chief,

[Von Smallhausen]

My account must have been hacked. I never posted nothing guv'nor.

[Darrin]

I've got too many to list here. The worst one was two years ago and some of you already know about...

[Jonny69]

OK, I ADMIT IT, IT WAS ME... :o

Feel better now Desmo, do you? :'(

[Admiral Huddy]

I poured sulphuric acid into an A level marine life experiment when I was 14. The whole class were detained every lunch for weeks and after school a few evenings until someone owned up. I never did as I was on the brink of expulsion as it was.

[Von Smallhausen]

You barstard Huddy. :D

[Admiral Huddy]

Inglorious! :p

[Garp]

I was in the vicinity of a firecracker that was lit in a forest and set fire to a bunch of leaves.. that.. umm.. spread a little. At the time I also happened to have in my hand a lit match that was pressed up against a fuse, but it wasn't me gov'nor.

[Von Smallhausen]

A likely story Garp. :p

[Admiral Huddy]

I stoll the contents of a mini-bar :D

Von - Cuff me now big boy!

haha