Happy Birthday Auntie

[Nutcase]

Happy Birthday Von Smallhausen :) Hope you're having a goodun!

[Knipples]

Happy Birthday, still a few hours left so I think that makes it ok :)

[Goose]

Happy birthday!

[semi-pro waster]

Happy Birthday Von, hope you're having a great day if you're off, if not that you've collared a suitable amount of ne'er do wells. :D

[Roberta]

Happy Birthday Crocke...I mean Von.

[Mark]

Happy Birthday! :)

[Kitten]

Awww Vonny!! Happy birthday. December babies rock x

[Von Smallhausen]

Thanks folks.

Being an officer of the law, you realise that I can't lie.

I am now 27.

As for yesterday, I did spend by anniversaire at work from 7-7 and on that shift I caught a Raffles type jewel thief, recovered a stolen Van Gogh and single handedly foiled a terrorist attack on the Nakatomi building wearing nothing but jeans, a vest and carrying an MP5 that I took off a dead terrorist whom I killed using improvised bolas fashioned made from a silken tie and two paper weights.

After the lead terrorist fell to his death in slow motion, I was met by a squad of CTU armed cops and them lit a cigarette and shouted " YIPPEEKAYAY MOTHER•••••• ".

I was then fined a hundred quid for smoking in a public place and received a police caution for swearing in public and causing harassment, alarm or distress.

[Pickers]

I appear to have caught you up on age Von. I best slow down!!

Sorry I missed this!! Sounds like you had a good day, even without my blessing (sod).

xxx

[Kitten]

Thanks folks.

Being an officer of the law, you realise that I can't lie.

I am now 27.

As for yesterday, I did spend by anniversaire at work from 7-7 and on that shift I caught a Raffles type jewel thief, recovered a stolen Van Gogh and single handedly foiled a terrorist attack on the Nakatomi building wearing nothing but jeans, a vest and carrying an MP5 that I took off a dead terrorist whom I killed using improvised bolas fashioned made from a silken tie and two paper weights.

After the lead terrorist fell to his death in slow motion, I was met by a squad of CTU armed cops and them lit a cigarette and shouted " YIPPEEKAYAY MOTHER•••••• ".

I was then fined a hundred quid for smoking in a public place and received a police caution for swearing in public and causing harassment, alarm or distress.

Best bit is, I believe EVERY WORD (except the 27 bit ;))!!!

[Von Smallhausen]

Happy Birthday Crocke...I mean Von.

Thanks Roberta.

All espedrilles gratefully received.

[Garp]

Happy Bearday Von