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Jonny69
03-01-2011, 19:10
Well folks, it's the end of the Christmas break. I've been off work for far too long and the boredom is well entrenched. So much so that I've resorted to baking lame cookies. So lame, a 5 year old child could do a better job :cool:

Recipe.

For the cookies: see online for a Delia Smith recipe, but do your teeth a favour and cut down the sugar a bit!

For the icing: icing sugar in diabetes-inducing quantities, splash of water to make a paste, coloured food dyes (something hideous looking with a warning on the bottle is best).

Roll out and cut out with some random unmatched cookie cutters. Bake for 15 minutes on greaseproof paper at 180. Cool on a rack not designed for cooling cookies on. Ice them badly with small paintbrushes:

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Came out pretty badly huh? :p

See if you can guess which ones I made and which ones the missus made:

http://www.jonny69.co.uk/uploads/cooking/cookies/IMG_6679.JPG

http://www.jonny69.co.uk/uploads/cooking/cookies/IMG_6680.JPG

Justsomebloke
03-01-2011, 20:56
If they were laced with hash they'd be Blinding. :evil:

Glaucus
04-01-2011, 16:43
Brilliant looks like fun, is that mc hammer i spy ;)

Jonny69
05-01-2011, 13:04
Lol, decided the cowboy was too difficult to tackle :D