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Thought I'd create a thread where Friday funnies can be shared each week, to cheer us all up for the weekend. :)
To start with I give you the Times Table of Awesomeness:
http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/8956/funnygraphstimestableof.th.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/718/funnygraphstimestableof.png/)
Feel free to post your pics, vids, games, jokes etc. Time will tell if it remains SFW. ;D
I simply adore this photo. Makes me smile every time I see it (is currently my work background :D)
Creature
18-02-2011, 22:13
All of you can go to hell.
(getting ready to start work on a friday FTL)
Knipples
18-02-2011, 22:22
All of you can go to hell.
(getting ready to start work on a friday FTL)
Tucked up in bed already FTW :p
Pumpkinstew
25-02-2011, 16:25
Yay, Friday again.
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9250/1218481259416.gif
Pity the foo' who has her kittens at the top of a slide!
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Laser kitty bowling!
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Jimmy thumbs up :D
Colin Firth acceptance speech at the Oscars. :)
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Colin_Firths_very_moving_Oscar_acceptance_speech
Mashup of John Lennon - Imagine and Van Halen - Jump. :D
https://happyears.wordpress.com/2010/09/09/might-as-well-jump-imagine/
Pumpkinstew
04-03-2011, 17:56
Furr-riday!! :D
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/8117/1231820894119.gif
Awesome film game!
http://famousobjectsfromclassicmovies.com/play
Edit: Just got 83/103. Go me!
Pumpkinstew
04-03-2011, 21:33
76/104
Damn :(
91/105 :D
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^ that's my attempt at showing a high five :p
I missed friday but am still recovering from it so feel therefore it kinda still is friday for me...
This.... made me smile :D :
Ripping Paper Baby Laughing! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4abiHdQpc)
Ahahaha!
I swear babies are just mini people who are drunk all the time!
Princess Griff
06-03-2011, 12:11
91/105 :D
o/*\o
^ that's my attempt at showing a high five :p
With a little help from me don't forget!!!! ;D
That can be me high-fiving you then :D
Knipples
11-03-2011, 19:25
Doctor Doctor! I've spent the day trying to stuff myself into my luggage collection!
You sound like a right case!
:o
Also this shop keeps making me laugh when I drive/walk past it
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i123/dollymarie/95e18240.jpg
Does this mean I can just walk in and pick stuff up for free? :D
Pumpkinstew
18-03-2011, 17:58
It's bad quality but it creases me up everytime ;D
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Have a good weekend.
This is amazing.
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A fantastic cover of that godawful Rebecca Black song..
Pumpkinstew
25-03-2011, 16:41
Grr, broken gif. One moment.
Pumpkinstew
25-03-2011, 16:49
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6132/mooreslawsml.jpg
Moores Law
Probably belongs in the Irrational Hatred thread, but is just as home in here. b3tard's irrational hatreds:
http://b3ta.com/questions/irrationalhatred/
Some great ones so far! Contains naughty swears and possibly terrible puns on 'Irrational Hatreds', as is the usual theme on whatever the subject is that week.
Edit: This one. Is genius. Laughed out loud in the office.
To get to my first ever office job I used to catch a train.
On the whole I didn't mind this. The services were frequent and mostly punctual, and it gave me an hour or so a day to sit quietly and read. Unfortunately though, my peace of mind was punctured daily by the presence of other commuters. Like me, they were quiet and slightly rushed people, probably on their way to work. I never spoke a word to any of them. Never knew their names or what they did. Their only crime was to be seen by me every day.
Each morning, filled with renewed loathing for my fellow passengers, I'd scowl at their faces over the top of my book, inventing ludicrous back stories and tortured futures for these hapless bastards. There was Larry Big Arse, whose hyper-extended buttocks in their overly tight black slacks always made me think of a homosexual Matt Damon. "Get a ****ing stairmaster, Larry, go jogging for ****S sake" I'd silently growl as he waddled along the carriage, past Sally Erection with her ubiquitous umbrella and perfect tits. "It's not raining, you handsome ****," I'd sob to myself between gritted teeth. "Why, just once, can't you leave the ****ing thing at home? Just once?" I had visions of confronting her. "It's JULY you dross bint! It hasn't rained in weeks! **** OFF!"
Then there was my arch nemesis, Corned Beef Graham. Earphones and a ginger goatee hanging from his stupid long ****ing face. I don't know what music he listened to, but I'll bet I ****ing hated it. His posture seemed designed purely to enrage me, a perfectly straight back with his oblong head flopping forward to absorb whatever ****ish magazine was sat on his ****ing lap. "I bet he goes home every night and eats corned beef ****ing sandwiches," I fumed. "****ing corned beef, corned beef, corned beef in ****ing everything. Daft ****ing corned beef eating ****."
I would have paid handsomely to see Corned Beef Graham fall over in public, just so I could ignore his pathetic requests for assistance. He didn't know how intently I watched him, just waiting for him to **** up.
Then I'd get to work – a tedious chore in a huge open plan anonymous office at the heart of a big city. Hundreds of co-workers, none of whom I knew. But the hateful ****s all got names too. ****pants, the One with the Face, Mo the **** …
I got a car eventually, and a better job. Funnily enough, people stopped being so hateful after that.
Ahahahahahaha!
Wow he sounds like an utter psycho! But I like him :D I do that with people but nice nice things not things of loathe and hatred!
Hehehe! Needed a giggle, getting miffed off with some DIY this afternoon when I just wanna be in the sun.
Smeeeeeeeeeeg.
:)
That reads like something out of Fight Club ;D
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Wahoooo for fridays! Particularly this Friday as I have completed and submitted three big modules of work totalling somewhere around twelve and a half thousand words.
Very tired now though so are sofa bound for a warm evening of cuddles, lovefilm and most probably icecream! :)
Happy Weekend Everyone :) - Except you johnny - you just ignore the day and bloody get well soon you poor bugger! :(
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A spoof for this show:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Telly
NSFW, but brilliant!
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And if that's not your cup of tea...
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Awwwwwwwwwww!
Edit: Actually, after repeated listens, is it just me or does the guy sound like a Japanese Matblack when saying 'Yatta'?! :D
This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train. I'd gotten the time of the train wrong.
I went to get myself a newspaper to do the crossword, and a cup of coffee and a packet of cookies. I went and sat at a table.
I want you to picture the scene. It's very important that you get this very clear in your mind.
Here's the table, newspaper, cup of coffee, packet of cookies. There's a guy sitting opposite me, perfectly ordinary-looking guy wearing a business suit, carrying a briefcase.
It didn't look like he was going to do anything weird. What he did was this: he suddenly leaned across, picked up the packet of cookies, tore it open, took one out, and ate it.
Now this, I have to say, is the sort of thing the British are very bad at dealing with. There's nothing in our background, upbringing, or education that teaches you how to deal with someone who in broad daylight has just stolen your cookies.
You know what would happen if this had been South Central Los Angeles. There would have very quickly been gunfire, helicopters coming in, CNN, you know. . . But in the end, I did what any red-blooded Englishman would do: I ignored it. And I stared at the newspaper, took a sip of coffee, tried to do a clue in the newspaper, couldn't do anything, and thought, what am I going to do?
In the end I thought, nothing for it, I'll just have to go for it, and I tried very hard not to notice the fact that the packet was already mysteriously opened. I took out a cookie for myself. I thought, that settled him. But it hadn't because a moment or two later he did it again. He took another cookie.
Having not mentioned it the first time, it was somehow even harder to raise the subject the second time around. "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice . . ." I mean, it doesn't really work.
We went through the whole packet like this. When I say the whole packet, I mean there were only about eight cookies, but it felt like a lifetime. He took one, I took one, he took one, I took one. Finally, when we got to the end, he stood up and walked away.
Well, we exchanged meaningful looks, then he walked away, and I breathed a sigh of relief and sat back. A moment or two later the train was coming in, so I tossed back the rest of my coffee, stood up, picked up the newspaper, and underneath the newspaper were my cookies.
The thing I like particularly about this story is the sensation that somewhere in England there has been wandering around for the last quarter-century a perfectly ordinary guy who's had the same exact story, only he doesn't have the punch line.
;D
That's an awesome story! Lol
Awwwwwwwwwwww THE POOCH! Adorable! I love pooches. I miss my pooch.
/wants a pooch.
slim box has me in tears ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4KVoEVcr0&feature=autoshare
Same cat from many small boxes: http://youtu.be/xdhLQCYQ-nQ
he really loves his boxes :p
http://i39.tinypic.com/35atdn5.jpg
TinkerBell
27-05-2011, 17:10
Haha! Slim box was hilarious, couldn't stop laughing. The one with the tennis ball is very like my cat, except Lacey doesn't do the walk the same but she does go nuts like that even without a ball!!
That last video is Soooo cute!!! Bless them :D
Cant see if this has already been posted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4KVoEVcr0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Psymonkee
24-06-2011, 00:04
It's FRIDAY! :D
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I can't really take credit though, I stole it from a BD'er on Facebook :p
http://www.break.com/index/puppy-cant-stay-awake-2048378
Sleepy poopy.
http://www.break.com/index/dog-squat.html
http://www.break.com/index/embarrassing-wedding-dance-fail-2077330
http://www.break.com/index/who-did-this-2075849
ahahaha, photobombing cat.
http://www.break.com/index/cat-ruins-video-2063768
leowyatt
01-07-2011, 12:11
Feline machine gun
http://www.break.com/index/cat-machine-gun.html
ahahaha, photobombing cat.
http://www.break.com/index/cat-ruins-video-2063768
Hahahahaha brilliant.
Knipples
28-07-2011, 20:17
Yes I know its a day early but I won't be near a laptop this time tomorrow.
Heard this on Scott Mills today and it made me laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH_ODa805D0
;D
Click 'I am under 21' button.
http://blackacrebrewing.com/home/
*dances*
Piggymon
29-07-2011, 10:19
ahahaha, photobombing cat.
http://www.break.com/index/cat-ruins-video-2063768
Brilliant !! ;D
Click 'I am under 21' button.
http://blackacrebrewing.com/home/
*dances*
Superb ;D
volospian
29-07-2011, 13:37
Yes I know its a day early but I won't be near a laptop this time tomorrow.
Heard this on Scott Mills today and it made me laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH_ODa805D0
;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyXVv-KS4Tk
;D
Superb ;D
I had to listen to the whole thing! Very Erasure in parts!
Too good to wait til friday!
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LOL! So random - brilliant! :D
I was about to post in here and say...well, it's been a bloody long week!
Baby sliding downstairs...
http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/awesome-baby-slides-down-stairs/1j42h30hi
Dog who really wants to meet the new baby!
http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/dog-really-wants-to-meet-baby/1j448shz7?cpkey=febc04a5-1025-46a8-8b30-03e998906b25||||
Knipples
12-08-2011, 07:12
I was about to post in here and say...well, it's been a bloody long week!
Baby sliding downstairs...
http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/awesome-baby-slides-down-stairs/1j42h30hi
Brilliant!
Dog who really wants to meet the new baby!
http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/dog-really-wants-to-meet-baby/1j448shz7?cpkey=febc04a5-1025-46a8-8b30-03e998906b25||||
Oh dear god I hope they let him/her up in the end! :shocked:
Knipples
16-08-2011, 07:18
I know its not Friday but
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;D
TUESDAY!
oh what do I care...its technically my thursday :p this week
BB x
Footage found of Lopez as a kid.
http://www.belmit.co.uk/boatdrinks/pics/leon.gif
Reminds me of Falkor from never ending story in the later photos :p
Your post doesn't make sense now :D
I deleted the pic as I couldn't get it to show full size and thought it was too small :(
Here's a link to the full size image :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/piggymon/Odds%20and%20Ends/SpeedDog.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xpjpB.jpg
I'd forgotten what a nerd I am *cries laughing*
FRIDAY!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14930062
I'm crying with laughter at this...
http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/
Pumpkinstew
27-09-2011, 20:35
Because I'll forget otherwise.
** DO NOT OPEN UNTIL FRIDAY**
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Sorry can't wait till Friday. Sorry if either of these have been posted already, didn't check every link...
Still my favourite cat vid:
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Everything is better with Tom Selleck's moustache:
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I'm crying with laughter at this...
http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/
http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/Scone3-600x427.jpg
Love it! ;D
...and on a related note...
http://www.afinkawan.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/harryscone.jpg
WE MADE IT!!! :D
Little friday quiz for you all :) need to trial it out before tomorrow!
Google is NOT your friend btw! :p
BB x
PS you won't know the last one... its the Hen's cat! ;)
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8815/cats500y.jpg
I have not cried laughing like I have at that dog with it's head out of the window for a long time.
Few ickle videos :D
#1 Oskar, blind cat fighting with hairdryer (cute, not mean, he's fearless!)
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#2 Ticklish owl
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#3 Baby monkey Nala having a bath
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That Monkey's SOOOOOO cute!
Loved the cat one is hilarious but it made me sad it was blind :(
BBx :D
(x factor voice) BATTLE CAT (from HeMan)
Henry's Cat
Puss in Boots
Oliver
Pilchard from Bob the Builder
Simba from Lion King
Bagpuss
Jess from Postman pat
Sylvester
Snowball from the Simpsons
Calvin (& Hobbes)
Mr Bigglesworth
Cheshire Cat from Alice
Tom & Jerry
Dutchess from Aristocats
Garfield
Want to say Cinderella but I think that's wrong...hmmmm. will stick with that for now.
Hello Kitty
The BRIDE OF WILDENSTEIN!
Top Cat
Felix
Tony the Tiger
Ren & Stimpy
Get these mixed up (cheetarah?) Thundercats
Hen's cat :p
/crazy cat lady
That Monkey's SOOOOOO cute!
Loved the cat one is hilarious but it made me sad it was blind :(
Don't be sad, he doesn't know any different and he has a lovely home with people who wanted him because he was blind & they knew he'd not get anywhere else. He could be stuck in a rescue, poor thing but he looks spoiled rotten :)
Oh no of course. It's just a shame. Seems to
Have lots of character. :)
Oh no of course. It's just a shame. Seems to
Have lots of character. :)
http://www.omghub.com/Portals/238/images/Hug.jpg
^ For you x
BBx :D
Want to say Cinderella but I think that's wrong...hmmmm. will stick with that for now.
Pretty sure it's MAD cat from Inspector Gadget. :)
I got them all except #5 as I've never watched the show, and also couldn't remember the woman's name. So, not all of them at all. :p
Bugger! I think you're right, but it looks very like Cinder's cat!
http://i.imgur.com/RAIsb.png
Well done on the quiz peeps!! :D
Collectively 100% :D
BB x
I'm in training to be a crazy cat lady though. It's part of the test.
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/mentalist!
First comment on YT is hilarious!
leowyatt
21-10-2011, 12:59
wow those guys certainly have some guts
I'm in training to be a crazy cat lady though. It's part of the test.
;D
I got a hurled abuse though when I couldn't get them right :p
Sorry but this is far too awesome to wait until Friday - I have to let the world know now damnit!
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Timing is everything. :D
Bah, embedding disabled...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znW8Zf6jvGg
And now for something completely different...
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volospian
12-12-2011, 09:17
And now for something completely different...
[Anna Vidovic]
Talented, and cute! :D
Cutest baby polar bear ever:
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And of course, because it's the right time of year and might just be the best Christmas advert ever... (yep, even better than the Coke trucks ;))
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The other Brian Cox gives an acting lesson.
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This entertained me :)
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Psymonkee
22-01-2012, 22:17
Genius :D
http://www.actionherosguide.com/ :D
Pumpkinstew
24-02-2012, 18:04
One man doing justice to a rock classic on a piano.
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He missed a note! lol. Loser. :D
You tie your shoelaces wrong.
http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/2012/02/weekend_diversion_i_finally_le.php
Ahhhh, as it's the 'lympics this year, I've been watching this. One of my favourite pieces of music ever, makes me blub like a baby when I hear it and this is why:
If you've never watched it, give it a go. If you have seen it, you'll probably want to watch it again :D
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Story is that there are two lovers, in the Romeo and Juliet stylee, who cannot be together, so decide to die rather than be parted. The dance symbolises their climb up the side of a volcano before chucking themselves so that they can be together in Paradise and earthly factions cannot separate them.
Interesting(? :p) factoid is that this music is 17 minutes long. To be eligible for the Olympic Free Skate section it had to be 4 minutes long. The guy making a 'skateable' version for T&D said that he couldn't make it less than 4:17. So, they looked into the rules and discovered that the 4 minutes only begins when the skaters' begin to skate - defined as 'when their blades touch the ice'. So, they spend the first part of the dance on their knees, showing the start of the courtship.
Got the highest ever score in Olympic Free Skate Icedancing and got Torvil & Dean & GBR the gold medal.
Happy, happy memories. Amazing stuff. *blubs*
Ah, lovely watch :)
Was surprised at the lack of big jumps/airtime, is that not part of the criteria?
Ah, lovely watch :)
Was surprised at the lack of big jumps/airtime, is that not part of the criteria?
They do several lifts, and some very complicated movements that had never been seen at the time (like the twisty bit at the end). It was just after the new rules had been introduced, so I guess that technical merit was a different focus than it is now, less showy and more fluid.
Edit:
Originally, figure skating competitions consisted of compulsory figures and free skating only, and free skating was "free" in the sense that it was completely free from requirements; skaters could perform whatever combination of elements best suited their individual skills. However, the International Skating Union adopted requirements for a "well-balanced program" in pair skating in 1982 to counter the trend at that time for skaters to pack their programs with purely athletic elements such as jumps at the expense of spins and other movements demonstrating mastery of skating technique. For example, for many years the well-balanced program guidelines for singles required a minimum of 4 spins, and pairs were allowed to do 3 to 5 lifts.
Didn't know this either!
Ice dancing does not allow the introduction of such singles elements as jumps and intricate spins or such pairs moves as overhead lifts and throw jumps because they are thought to be inconsistent with the character of dance. Dance lifts, often done in the free dance, are legal, but moves that take the woman over the man’s shoulder are not allowed. Dancers instead perform moves low to the ice, such as pull-throughs (the man drawing the woman between his legs) and drapes (laying the woman over the man’s knee with a skate on the ice), to show their dexterity. Another common lift is the hand-to-hand hold lift, where the man primarily uses his hands to lift his partner.
*spends the rest of the afternoon researching ice-dance rules
Dymetrie
02-03-2012, 19:42
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Stitch! :D
Ratatouille The Snowboarding Opossum:
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Justsomebloke
09-03-2012, 14:09
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/mentalist!
I'm 6ft5 but scared of heights. :o Just watching that vid freaks me out then I got to the 5.27 where he just slings that Big hook over that tiny step :shocked: At this point I retired to the little boys room. :o
^^^ I'm not watching that again. Last time I watched it my hands were sweating ;D
This entertained me :)
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That is brilliant! ;D
This entertained me :)
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Haha, missed this - total genius :)
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1899/42213110150667425472552.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/209/42213110150667425472552.jpg/)
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1899/42213110150667425472552.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/209/42213110150667425472552.jpg/)
Ahahahahahahaha!
Love it :D
volospian
16-03-2012, 22:22
That is a.maze.ing.!!! :)
A day early but it makes me laugh :D
I love Count :D
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Not quite friday but this is awesome!
SHE soooold me goood hot chiiicken!
SUCK JOOCE FROM MOOSE!
God I love this!
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Warning this is NSFW:
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FRIDAY VIDEOS! :D
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Outta sight numbers...... groovy baby
Warning this is NSFW:
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bwahahaha, it's the little arrows to the pics that got me :D
Mockingbird
30-06-2012, 00:57
http://youtu.be/qfkDfoMJr18
;D
Not Friday yet but I'll only forget!
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Dude bounces off the ice after trying to cannonball in. That's gotta hurt!
Justsomebloke
19-10-2012, 08:53
@Kitten. That's Hilarious. ;D
@Kitten. That's Hilarious. ;D
The noise as he lands on the ice is horrific! what a Divvy.
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