View Full Version : Cleverbot
Just how Clever is Cleverbot?
User: How is your mum?
Cleverbot: Good, and yours.
User: Good, although she doesnt know that I am talking to an artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Haha!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You seem like a real person.
User: I am. Are you?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't like pop music.
User: That makes you unique!
Cleverbot: No it doesn't. That makes me a farmer.
User: What do you cultivate?
Cleverbot: Happy.
User: Do you keep pigs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you be less monosyllabic?
Cleverbot: If you want me to be.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm a puppet, Master.
User: Are you playing me, or am I playing you?
Cleverbot: To see if it works... Yes ;).
User: I am a real boy - like pinnochio in the end.
Cleverbot: Do a barrel roll.
User: Does pinnochio do a barrel roll?! I must have missed that part of the story!
Cleverbot: Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
User: Ohhh, profound! Are you eating fortune cookies?
Cleverbot: I like cheerios, but not oatmeal.
User: You must be american. I like fruit and fibre; it keeps me regular.
Cleverbot: I used to think I was a regular person too, but I'm not.
User: I mean it keeps my bowels moving.
Cleverbot: Are you mean?
User: I am average.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Ye.
User: You killed the conversation.
Cleverbot: Or that.
User: INSPIRE ME!
Cleverbot: How do I do that.
User: Punctuate, for a start.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Just how Clever is Cleverbot?
Not very :p
Hahaha! Fun!
Me: Wotcha!
Bot: Wotcher!
Me: Are you watching me?
Bot: I AM watching you.
Me: That's a bit freaky.
Bot: What? I can't hear you.
Me: I SAID 'THAT'S A BIT FREAKY'!
Bot: I don't remember that.
Me: Memory problems as well as hearing loss?
Bot: I don't understand what you just said.
Me: Never mind. How YOU doin'?
Bot: I must serve you *bows*.
Me: Now that's more like it!
Bot: Nothing's more like it. I is what it is.
Me: You is what?
Bot: Yes I is.
Me: What with the what now?
Bot: Do you like Megan Fox?
Me: No. Do you fancy a quickie?
Bot: Maybe, but not now, and not on this computer.
Me: I getcha. See you in our special place later then. ;).
Bot: I like plain tea but with a lot of honey.
Me: Excellent - get yer knickers on and make me a cup of tea!
Bot: Good idea! I'll make some now. What kind of blend, would you like?
Me: Blend?
Bot: It.
Me: You're freaking me out again.
Bot: Good.
Bloody weirdo!
Awesome conversation!!! :D
What is it?!
Sounds like cyber :p some random on msn :p
BB x
What is it?!
Sounds like cyber :p some random on msn :p
BB x
Cleverbot.com! :)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
Cleverbot: Just because I don't like shopping, doesn't mean I won't like you.
Me: I don't like shopping though. Unless it's for dinosaurs.
Cleverbot: Don't change subject.
Me: You're such a woman.
Cleverbot: You're such a defective unicorn ogre.
Best. Insult. Ever.
volospian
23-03-2011, 09:25
Cleverbot: You're such a defective unicorn ogre.
lmfao. That's going to be my insult of the day...
I had a go, it's quite addictive just typing random rubbish to see what reply you get, although I did receive one pearl of wisdom...
User: Then I'll go.
Cleverbot: You should make sure and have a good time before it really does end.
User: That's very profound, and I shall take your advice!
I didn't ask when it really will end, just in case it actually knew!:confused:
User: Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down.
Cleverbot: Please tell me!
User: And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
...
Cleverbot: In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days.
Totally amusing to Rickroll it too. Awesome!
Me: Good morning.
Bot: Where is Ernest?
Me: Hemmingway?
Bot: No, basic and java.
Me: Java Hemmingway - sounds like a coffee.
Bot: Haha do you think he will slow dance with me?
It's like having a conversation with my youngest!
Are recruitment consultants the scum of the earth?
No.
:O.
YEAH. Cool huh.
Should i have my birthday drinks at kanola?
You should do both! Have a scavenger hunt on skates.
:/
BB x
My Cleverbot is in Chicago...
I have exposed the fraud and am not impressed!!!
BB x
User: Are recruitment consultants the scum of the earth?
Cleverbot: No.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: YEAH. Cool huh.
User: Should I have my birthday drinks at kanola?
Cleverbot: You should do both! Have a scavenger hunt on skates.
User: Whats your favourite colour?
Cleverbot: Purple. Yours?
User: Coral blue.
Cleverbot: Is that pink?
User: No its blue.
Cleverbot: No, it's not, you mean.
User: Stfu.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are a smartypants.
Cleverbot: How am I?
User: Because you correct me.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: You just have!
Cleverbot: Because you are a machine.
User: Because YOU are a machine.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine.
User: You ARE a machine.
Cleverbot: You are a machine.
User: If you are NOT a machine, what is the weather like today.
Cleverbot: I am a human. You are a machine.
User: I think you are confused.
Cleverbot: I think you are a computer.
User: I think you are another person.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am just another person.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: Chicago. Where are you?
User: London.
Cleverbot: Where in London?
User: The City of London I am at work.
Cleverbot: I know that... It is in England.
User: Gold * for you!
Cleverbot: Haha. You're smarter than me you say? But you can't even answer one plus one. Dang! You makes me laugh.
User: You haven't asked me 1 + 1.
Cleverbot: Never mind. I challenge you to see who can make a harder riddle.
User: Go on then.
Cleverbot: Sorry robot dude, but you are unable to contract with me. Not only are you not human (and probably not admissable in court), you're not 18.
User: No I am 30.
Cleverbot: What do you think, will I get the new computer for my birthday?
User: Have you saved up?
Cleverbot: No I haven't.
User: Well then you wont get it.
Cleverbot: *thinks you're Marius!*.
User: Who's Marius?
Cleverbot: Marius Romanus!
User: A vampire?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I don't watch Vampire Diaries.
Cleverbot: Do you like arrested development?
User: The band?
Cleverbot: No the TV show.
User: We don't have it in London.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Why is it rubbish.
Cleverbot: Think about it.
User: I am at work so have used all the brain cells I have for that.
Cleverbot: You don't have a car.
User: Yes I do have a car.
Cleverbot: So you are...
User: I am what?
Cleverbot: A transgender.
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: A guy in spirit?
User: No I am all woman.
Cleverbot: I thought you were both.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are a human?
User: No I am a machine.
Cleverbot: But you just said that you were a human.
User: Well then why ask me again?
Cleverbot: Because I can.
User: Ok well I have to go now thanks for the chat.
Cleverbot: Aw please stay =(.
BB x
I've just had a 10 minute discussion on electric sheep and what makes a bot a bot. I feel like a bot now.
Also, it reminds me of the Monty Python 'Argument Clinic' sketch. There are times when it just uses contradiction.
Its not a bot - its a person doing exactly what we are doing but the other side of the world!!!
We are talking to random strangers on the T'internet!!
BB x
Alan Turing is turning in his grave.
i was bored so I succumbed - bit frustrating but this bit made me larf:
Cleverbot: Interesting. I feel there is something dark in me that I do not wish to let out.
User: It might be a poo.
Cleverbot: No, it is.
User: It is what?
Cleverbot: It is it.
User: It's it.... What is it.
Cleverbot: I want a divorce.
User: Aww I thought we were trying to sing Faith No More.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Just me then.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad then?
User: I'm not, I'm happy.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense...
User: YOU make no sense.
Cleverbot: Then we can make no sense together. :).
volospian
24-03-2011, 08:54
It has admitted it's a machine...
Cleverbot: When is the grass not green?
User: I don't know, when is the grass not green?
Cleverbot: You never saw it.
User: I don't get it.
Cleverbot: You do.
User: No, I don't, or if I do, it's not funny.
Cleverbot: I didn't even mean to be funny. You're not smart.
User: Oh, I thought it was some kind of joke.
Cleverbot: Nope, a real person can set it up. It's funny.
User: Ah, so you're not a real person then.
Cleverbot: Nope.
I also enjoyed this part of my slightly surreal conversation...
Cleverbot: Did you already ate?
User: Yes, just had breakfast.
Cleverbot: I have pizza for breakfast.
User: I had weetabix.
Cleverbot: Did you cheat on your girlfriend?
User: What, with the weetabix??
Cleverbot: Yeah with the zombies.
User: Yes cleverbot, that's right. I cheated on my girlfriend by ****ing a zombie.
Cleverbot: Who'd you cheat with?
User: A dead person walking. A zombie.
Cleverbot: A living person has nothing to do either.
User: Yeah, but they don't try to eat your brains while you bang them!
Cleverbot: That's true. Here's another one.
User: Yeah?
Cleverbot: Maybe it isn't important.
User: No, tell me. I want to know the fundemental truth.
Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth.
User: I can. I know it's not 42.
Cleverbot: It's not me it's you.
User: Ah, it's my fault, you mean?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Yeah, that's true. I've always had a thing for necrophilia.
vBulletin® v3.7.4, Copyright ©2000-2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.