Hot Naked Action (a charity mugging with incentives, maybe)

[Matblack]

Right people I'm raising sponsorship for my first 5k run this summer, for most people 5k isn't a big deal but remember this is me we're talking about, the guy that in September of last year weighed in at 20 stone and was suffering from a blood glucose three times normal, so it kind of is!

So here is what I have to offer you to get you motivated to get your wallets out (or not)

The event is called Pants in the Park and is in aid of Prostate Action, runners run in decorated pants so I've decided to give donators a pants based incentive.

If I raise £100 I will pose for a picture in my pants and post it here :huh:
If I raise £200 I will pose for a picture NAKED (within the bounds of common decency) and post it here :shocked:
If I raise £300 you can spare yourselves the pain and I promise not to post any naked or semi naked pices, at least for the time being ;)

The choice is yours :p

http://www.justgiving.com/matt-bannister

MB

[Zirax]

£250 pose Naked with a 'not quite well enough placed' banana? ;D :p

[Matblack]

Is that a bid for a private photo set ;)

MB

[Zirax]

Is that a bid for a private photo set ;)

MB

;)

[Matblack]

Wow, thanks for the donaton Z, I'll send the photos on after the race ;)

MB

[Zirax]

Wow, thanks for the donaton Z, I'll send the photos on after the race ;)

MB

;D Erm .......

[Matblack]

Well I did entitle this HOT naked action and the only way I'm going to acomplish the hot part is by taking them after vigorous activity :D

MB

[BBx]

Can I just confirm that what you have listed above are the three stages of what will happen as you reach those targets???

BB x

[Matblack]

Would that help?

The plan was to do one photo depending on how much money I got at the race date, but if if helps I can be flexible :p

MB

[Will]

She just wants to see Big Matt ;)

[BBx]

;)

Well it might spurn on more donations if people get a few previews!!! :D

BB x

[Will]

;D



Dropped you some money Matt. :)

[Kitten]

Give us a prod around the bank hol if we haven't donated.

[Davey_Pitch]

Give us a prod around the bank hol if we haven't donated.
What she said, it's payday then so we can drop some money for you :)

[Pheebs]

Would that help?

The plan was to do one photo depending on how much money I got at the race date, but if if helps I can be flexible :p

MB

You can be flexible?!! Will this be proven in the pictures?!? ;)


I will deffo pop some wonga your way just need to hang fire a week or two til I get a cheque through :) Go go Matt! :)

[Jingo]

Is this the Anthony Nolan race? :) I pinged both you and Desmo a little donation to that one a week or two back :D

Is this ANOTHER Race? :D

[Matblack]

I'm afraid so, I'm doing two 5ks this summer, Pants in the Park for Prostate Action and The Royal Romp for Anthony Nolan

Don't worry I'm not expecting anyone to donate to both or in fact either I'm hugely grateful for anything that we get for either.

Next year I'll be tapping you all up for a 10k for NRAS hopefully :cool:

MB

[BBx]

Boat Drinks branded pants?

BB x

[Matblack]

This is a warning

I have now raised £202, so unless you want to see this forum plastered with naked pictures of me, I strongly suggest that you get donating.

:p

I've recieved my number, T-shirt (for raising over £50) and golden pants (for raising over £100) in the post, so I'm ready to go. My calf seems to be recovering from the last run so I won't have to walk this hopefully and will be OK for the 5km, I wn't let it beat me though and I know even if my calf gives in on the day I'll still be able to walk the course

:)


MB

[semi-pro waster]

Just noticed this so chucked a little bit your way, wasn't completely sure that I should donate if you've already reached the naked level but it's all for a good cause. Hope you enjoy the run too. :)

[SidewinderINC]

couldn't help the donation amount... sorry :p

[Desmo]

Just donated buddy :D

[BBx]

just realised, the more we sponsor you the less chance we get to lol, ergo we shouldve stopped at £200.

;)

BB x

[SidewinderINC]

That's all folks :p No more naked matt :p

[Matblack]

just realised, the more we sponsor you the less chance we get to lol, ergo we shouldve stopped at £200.

;)

BB x

LOL! :angry:

How very dare you!

I think the site of me naked wuould be more likely to induce vomiting than laughter :o

MB

[BBx]

<3

:D

BB x

[Kitten]

and they're off :D

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150231244837665&set=a.10150231243947665.310787.109893282664&type=1&theater

[BBx]

ahahAhahaaaaaaaaahahahaha! literally just lolled on the train!
:D

That was the only stage of the race that i was at the front lol.

Only girl at front too...i actually felt like i gatecrashed that race as there werent that many girls running (obv because of the charity).

BB x

[Will]

and they're off :D

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150231244837665&set=a.10150231243947665.310787.109893282664&type=1&theater

Some fun pics there! :D

[BBx]

Check the pics Matt!!! :D

My pants were clearly too offensive for my single pic :(

BB x

[Will]

I like them.....

[Kitten]

you probably went too fast Mei Mei. Just a blur on the lens.

[Matblack]

I'm running another 5k this coming weekend, if you can afford at sponser me, please do :)

https://www.anthonynolanevents.org.uk/myeventpage.asp?eventtimeid=845&participant=9152

I know that Dym was also trying to sort out a meet up at the run so check out the thread in LD for more details :)

MB

[lostkat]

Would love to come and support, but I'll be up to my ankles in mud racing a train in Tywyn this weekend :confused:

Have flingbanged some cash monies to your charideee from me 'n' him though. Good luck :)

[Desmo]

I've just been sponsoring myself with the works cards as my FB efforts seem to have gone unnoticed ;D

Didn't ask on here as there have been a lot of sponsorship requests recently and I didn't want to take away from MB's efforts and achievements. He's put so much more in to this than I have :)

[Mark]

flingbanged? ah, there's a 'word' I haven't heard on this forum before! ;D

Anyway, to make up for my shocking lack of support last time, I've done the deed. :)

[Desmo]

MB you naughty boy. You're not supposed to be sponsoring other "athletes" ;D

[Kitten]

Done and Done. Sorry it's not more x