lol at super scrimping muppet

[Desmo]

Just watching C4 and some prog about super scrimping and saving money where you can. Instead of buying a mudguard for his bike, some guy cut up a piece of drainpipe and bolted it on the underside of his frame. Nothing wrong with that and the woman was applauding him for saving money on buying a new mudguard.

Bet he didn't tell her that his bike was a Specialized Stumpjumper that probably cost him £1,500+ ;D

[Jingo]

Try saving money on food by purchasing the second most expensive lobster, to give yourself a humbling, peasant feeling try eating your courses with the incorrect cutlery!

[Belmit]

Families can save money on costly caravan holidays by arguing in one room then sleeping in a cupboard.

[Desmo]

You need to go on the programme ;D

[Rich_L]

My favourite Viz one is:

Why spend hundreds of pounds on expensive carpets? Simply purchase a pair of slippers, glue two sample patches to the bottom and enjoy that plush carpety feeling wherever you walk..

:D

[Belmit]

Everyone ought to follow TwopTwips on Twitter:

http://twitter.com/#!/TwopTwips

Latest one:
"Convince people you can expertly play the bagpipes by picking up a set of bagpipes and having a ****ing stab at it." ;D