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Denmark bans Marmite (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/864283-marmite-banned-in-denmark-because-it-has-too-many-vitamins)
I would say lets ban bacon - but that would be cutting off my nose to spite my face! ;D
I think it's quite funny really! :D
Knipples
25-05-2011, 11:41
I've always liked them Danes.
volospian
25-05-2011, 12:14
Well, they do have funny tastes over there... they keep insisting that Carlsberg tastes good for a start...
It won't last - Viva La Sabroso Revolucion!
Bunch of freaks the lot of them! Banning marmite? Whatever next, ban rice rice crispies... no they banned them too. Wrong! :P
I'll be moving too then, but only if they unban Rice Krispies. :)
Mmm I had nutty toast with marmite and a poached egg today. Om nom.
/stays in England
Knipples
25-05-2011, 20:16
Urgh! I kissed you earlier! :jawdrop: ;)
Stan_Lite
25-05-2011, 20:31
Rather than move to another country, I prefer the slightly less drastic tactic of simply not buying or eating Marmite :p
Urgh! I kissed you earlier! :jawdrop: ;)
Yeh you did babeh! Right after helping me with some fisting action, long rods and tight holes ;D
Knipples
25-05-2011, 20:48
Yeh you did babeh! Right after helping me with some fisting action, long rods and tight holes ;D
You missed rolling about, but at least we got it all in in the end! ;)
Kell_ee001
25-05-2011, 22:41
Rather than move to another country, I prefer the slightly less drastic tactic of simply not buying or eating Marmite :p
Give you credit for trying it several times though :D
Rather than move to another country, I prefer the slightly less drastic tactic of simply not buying or eating Marmite :p
Some people are so literal :rolleyes:
Stan_Lite
26-05-2011, 01:22
Some people are so literal :rolleyes:
;)
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! 'Cos I is lonely here. :(
Flibster
26-05-2011, 09:56
If they ban vegemite as well, then I'll be right over!
I'll be moving too then, but only if they unban Rice Krispies. :)
I think we all know Rice Krispies are worse than smoking. ;)
Knipples
26-05-2011, 18:00
I think we all know Rice Krispies are worse than smoking. ;)
Ahem! Rice crispies rock! :p
But...they just get soggy after 10 seconds and then you might as well be eating soggy biscuits! :D
Haven't had Rice Crispies in AAAAAGES! I think it was a hotel stay the last time I polished off several packets...
I think it was a hotel stay the last time I polished off
:shocked:
WEll you did help me old chap - much appreciated ;)
Never mind packets - I had a box! Was given it the day before I came home from Madeira last week. No I didn't finish it, but my breakfast bowl did bear some slight resemblance to table mountain! ;D
Rice krispies are just a disappointment to me after loving them as a kid. Give me an enormous bowl of Shreddies any day... oh wait... they've banned them too. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! :(
P.S. Marmite = :thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:
Looks like we haven't actually banned it, it just hasn't been approved as the Marmite-folk hadn't actually tried to get it approved.
Why not? Well, aside from it tasting like a monkeys testicle, I'm not sure they knew it was being sold here. A shop for expats (I hate that term) was selling it.
We accept apologies in voice and written form. :P
Rice krispies are just a disappointment to me after loving them as a kid. Give me an enormous bowl of Shreddies any day... oh wait... they've banned them too.
Just think of all those poor nanas deprived of their knitting. I'm going right off Denmark - shame on you! ;D
Perhaps we don't want you here. It might prevent us being the worlds happiest country (http://www.forbes.com/2010/07/14/world-happiest-countries-lifestyle-realestate-gallup-table.html). But hey, 17th is good! I mean, the 17th choice pub is always as nice as the 1st choice pub, right? :p
Danish security forces say they have seized 18 tonnes of Marmite bound for Copenhagen after a twelve hour gunfight during which at least sixty people were killed.
Customs officials are reporting it to be the second largest haul of the substance – with an estimated street value of $22m – to be taken since Marmite was banned in the country, just 24 hours ago.
The shipment is believed to have belonged to Denmark’s most powerful cartel – the notorious Marmitijos crew – and had been concealed inside a shipment of marijuana originally thought to be bound for the Netherlands, which would have been fine.
“We were very lucky,” customs chief Markus Jensen revealed. “This stuff could have been in the kitchens and pantries of Copenhagen before breakfast.”
“It wouldn’t be so bad if it was to be sold in its purest form but lower level Marmite dealers are cutting it with honey and even raspberry preserves, which could be even more dangerous, especially for those who have resorted to injecting the stuff.”
Marmite underworld
Pressure groups are already lobbying the government seeking to legalise the substance because of the huge social problems the ban has already been causing.
“People are becoming more and more desperate,” Danish sociologist Maria Pedersen argued. “And once they have records for Marmite possession they all get sucked into the vicious circle of the spreadable underworld.”
“I think we’ll soon see a time when these Marmite turf wars will become part of our everyday lives,” she added.
“And there’ll be a Marmite whore on every street corner of Copenhagen.”
;D
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