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Admiral Huddy
10-07-2006, 11:59
As per title really, either guess a film quote or post a new one or both!
Should get the brain a little excercised ...
I'll start:
“When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the desire to mate every second of the day. It is not lying awake at night imagining that he is kissing every part of your body. No... don't blush. I am telling you some truths. For that is just being in love; which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over, when being in love has burned away. Doesn't sound very exciting, does it? But it is!”
'tis very true :)
Matblack
10-07-2006, 12:14
As per title really, either guess a film quote or post a new one or both!
Should get the brain a little excercised ...
I'll start:
'tis very true :)
LOL
I know this one, it was a reading at my wedding ;D
It's from Captain Correlli's Mandolin
MB
Matblack
10-07-2006, 12:18
A: What's your name?
B: Dagney
A: That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede on another man's happiness but if the answer is "No" I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide?
B: What?
A: It's a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them thump.
B: What's Thump?
A: You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them thump, I can make you thump. Have dinner with me.
Smooth ;)
MB
Admiral Huddy
10-07-2006, 12:23
LOL
I know this one, it was a reading at my wedding ;D
It's from Captain Correlli's Mandolin
MB
yep - I think it's a very powerfull statement and a great reading for a wedding..
I doubt some would actually understand it's meaning though which is a shame.
#scratches head at above#
Matblack
10-07-2006, 12:51
Have another one from the same film
I am GODZILLA, you are JAPAN!!!!!
MB
Admiral Huddy
10-07-2006, 12:52
MB ^^^^
Ahh . . .
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead !!
It was Jimmy iirc
..
Matblack
10-07-2006, 12:53
Ahh . . .
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead !!
It was Jimmy iirc
..
aye and the second one is Critical Bill, just after he shoots Mr Shhh
MB
Admiral Huddy
10-07-2006, 12:58
from one of my all time top films ..
Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Brilliant film.. digs it out for later :D
American Beauty! (I think) One of my favourites :)
How about -
'You're legally allowed to drink now so we figured the best thing for you was a car. ' another of my favourite films :)
Admiral Huddy
10-07-2006, 16:54
American Beauty! (I think) One of my favourites :)
:)
yahh!!
i like this from the same film ROFL..
Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go *** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Your father seems to think this type of behaviour is something to be proud of.
And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a ***i*** prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job
Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.
from IMDB
No idea on yours.. more thinking to do??
Have another from the same film...
''Oh, I don't know that. Let me tell you what I do know. Every day I come by to pick you up. And we go out we have a few drinks, and a few laughs and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds from when I pull up to the curb to when I get to your door. Because I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. No goodbye, no see you later, no nothin'. Just left. I don't know much, but I know that.”
^^^
Good Will Hunting. Fantastic film. :)
How about:
She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to. She twists the blade. He feels it.
Ach poo beaten :p
She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to..........
Sin City
Where did you put my wife?
She's dead, sir. They took her to the morgue.
The morgue? She'll be FURIOUS!
Death Becomes Her? Watched it the other night, Meryl and Goldie at their finest (and Isabella Rossoilini...that voice!)
I'm probably wrong now lol
How about -
'We regret to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.'
*awaits Dancing Boy*
Admiral Huddy
10-07-2006, 20:12
Death Becomes Her? Watched it the other night, Meryl and Goldie at their finest (and Isabella Rossoilini...that voice!)
I've never watched that film all the way though.. always come in when she is pushed down the stairs..
'We regret to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.'
Well how did the all the boys not get that one yet... 'And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog **** out of Hong Kong!' Classic Top Gun :)
Your body's dying. Pay no attention, It happens to us all
I know, but I had to cheat to find out which number it was :/
Yes I do! I'm going to America.
Colin, you're a lonely, ugly ****hole. You must accept it.
Never. I am Colin, god of sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all
A fluffy film I'm ashamed to say I love. Dont hate me!
Matblack
10-07-2006, 22:29
A fluffy film I'm ashamed to say I love. Dont hate me!
Love Actually?
MB
Hurrah! Bravo MB, your turn. :)
Ah, that one was just mentioned on telly. Love Actually.
That guy is lucky, not only does he get to star in the BT ads opposite milf, but he goes to bed with 3/4 American girls!
I'm on Shag Highway heading West. LOL!
Davey_Pitch
10-07-2006, 23:04
Gah!
Was the best of the lot :)
Sky had all 5 on back to back the other day, was a quality night's television :D
Dymetrie
10-07-2006, 23:18
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
One which I live by :)
And who would have thought this guy would go on to fly spaceships!
Withnail & I! \o/
Look, I don't want to get into a semantic argument, I just want the protein.
Hehehe, just gimme the omelette :D
But its not an omelette, duh!
Do you still sleep with the lights on?
Another of my top ten films. I dont know many other people that rate it, probably because it's not comfortable viewing.
Admiral Huddy
11-07-2006, 09:19
Another of my top ten films. I dont know many other people that rate it, probably because it's not comfortable viewing.
I'm Undecided.. it's either :
Nightmare on Elm St.
Sleepers
or
Hellraiser.. ( I love these films - I never touched a Rubiks cube since lol
Money is one either of the first two.
Tis Sleepers, a superb film.
Another from it
This is a true story of how friendships run deeper than blood. This is my story of the only three friends in my life that have truly mattered. Two of them were killers that never made it past the age of 30. The other is a non-practicing attorney, living within the pain of his past, too afraid to let go, finding reassurance instead of confronting its horror. I was the only one that could speak for them, and for the children we were.
Matblack
11-07-2006, 10:59
Fly, Fatass, Fly
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
MB
lol I have no idea, but I think I need to see it!
Dymetrie
11-07-2006, 17:51
lol I have no idea, but I think I need to see it!
It is one of the most ridiculously stupid films of all time :D
Nice choice there Mr MB
Noogins ;)
So what is it then smartypants?
Matblack
11-07-2006, 18:32
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, *Snap* the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Well, did he cum, or what?
Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public.
MB
I'm going to cheat and google it then, I NEED to see this film! :p
Mallrats. Never 'eard of it. :embarassed:
Matblack
11-07-2006, 18:40
I'm going to cheat and google it then, I NEED to see this film! :p
Mallrats. Never 'eard of it. :embarassed:
Please, tell me you've seen Clerks/ Chasing Amy and most importantly DOGMA!?
MB
Mallrats. Never 'eard of it. :embarassed:
Then you need to! <-- Just realised that makes no sense. You need to see it.
"That kid. Is back. On the ESCALATOR AGAIN!"
Please, tell me you've seen Clerks/ Chasing Amy and most importantly DOGMA!?
MB
Er......:embarassed:
I think I've seen Dogma, angels and Silent Bob spring to mind? Films are like books to me, I generally forget them instantly.
Anyways......next!
Give me back my friend, you big sphincter!
I watched this the other night and it made me laaarf!
Evolution :cool:
Easy one:
She might have fooled me, but she didn´t fool my mother.
Dymetrie
11-07-2006, 20:07
I'm going to cheat and google it then, I NEED to see this film! :p
Mallrats. Never 'eard of it. :embarassed:
I shall organise a copy for you then young lady... it'll make you widdle your knickers :p
and to continue the thread....
There is an explanation for all this.
(obscure or what eh?)
Evolution :cool:
Easy one:
Wheeeewheeeewheeeewheeee! Psycho!
and to continue the thread....
(obscure or what eh?)
Possibly not enough... Alien?
How about:
It's a trick. Get an axe.
Dymetrie
11-07-2006, 21:27
Army of Darkness
simple...
try...
THe Ewoks make Jar Jar Binks look like ******* Shaft!
(not technically a film but it did have me and my flat mate ROFLing just now)
(not technically a film but it did have me and my flat mate ROFLing just now)
Possibly my favourite show of all time, someone else can have a go. :)
Dymetrie
11-07-2006, 21:47
can I just add.....
Babylon 5's a big pile of ****
*falls off chair*
Let's lose the axe.
I like the axe.
I like my face.
I like your face.
Let's keep the axe.
:hijack:
Dymetrie
11-07-2006, 21:57
:hijack:
and again
shoot first, quip later
You boys get a room! ;)
How about -
I'm an excellent driver
Rainman?
edit: no that's not right...
Yes it is :)
wooohoo! :cool:
Here's mine:
They **** YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They **** YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got ****ed! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets ****ed? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a ****! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?
I know I know! But again I dont know which number :/
I know I know! But again I dont know which number :/
it's 3
Dymetrie
12-07-2006, 06:51
him: They tried and failed?
Her: They tried and died.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent *snigger*
Matblack
12-07-2006, 07:53
Names have been changed to protect the innocent *snigger*
Queue: terrible hand burny special effects
MB
Admiral Huddy
12-07-2006, 12:14
2 tbh
damn - I guessed that one staright away as well!!
Names have been changed to protect the innocent *snigger*
Dune?
You know the story. I thought I was lonely, and he forgot he was married.
Admiral Huddy
12-07-2006, 15:44
Ah well, at least we all know fashun was wrong :D
hahaha - my spelins worser afta a few bers you no! :D
Stuck with Garps :(
Have another really easy one, just because it's a powerful quote in a great film
Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!
Garp, is yours The Net?
if so...
dude, does this couch fold out into a bed?
Admiral Huddy
12-07-2006, 16:06
Garp, is yours The Net?
if so...
Dumb and Dumber :huh:
Dumb and Dumber :huh:
nope :)
Dymetrie
12-07-2006, 17:01
Stuck with Garps :(
Have another really easy one, just because it's a powerful quote in a great film
Ah man! Samuel L Jackson in A TIme to Kill.
he is the daddy :)
Some mother****** are always trying to ice-skate uphill.
Awesome film.
Blade :cool:
Never seen it :/
DAMNIT I can hear the person saying it in my head.....GAAAAHHHH!!!! Grrrrrnnnnnnnaaarghhhhh!!!!
HA! Gladiator! *boogies*
I'm ashamed, I'd say that was in my top 10, if not top 5 films ever :embarassed:
I actually knew it but was waiting to see if you remembered :)
Lol, you could have given me a clue, I nearly had an aneurysm!
I'm just going through the movies I own :embarassed: - this is another awesome film:
I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bull**** house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my ***ing television set!
Matblack
12-07-2006, 21:51
I'm just going through the movies I own :embarassed: - this is another awesome film:
Heat
MB
Matblack
12-07-2006, 21:54
I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!
MB
Sounds like a comedy of some kind... sounds familiar but I can't think what it is... :(
Admiral Huddy
13-07-2006, 09:04
Sounds like a comedy of some kind... sounds familiar but I can't think what it is... :(
Chevy Chase from Vacation???.. but i can't remember which one. :D
Ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?
I've had better.
Matblack
13-07-2006, 09:06
Chevy Chase from Vacation???.. but i can't remember which one. :D
The first one, National Lampoon's Vacation
MB
dude, does this couch fold out into a bed?
"Yeah, a totally sweet bed... "
BASEketball. :cool:
Your persistence surprises even me. You're going to give mercenaries a bad name.
Huddy - Liar Liar, probably the funniest outtakes ever on that film :)
Dont know Belmits :/
Admiral Huddy
13-07-2006, 11:06
Huddy - Liar Liar, probably the funniest outtakes ever on that film :)
:/
Correct but it wasn't an outtake..
I would just love to be in a position to say that hahaha - no pun intended (NOT) :cool:
Admiral Huddy
13-07-2006, 13:10
:huh:
:huh: to your :huh:
Garp, is yours The Net?
Aye it was :)
:huh:
Raiders of The Lost Ark
Easy - a Few good Men...
Can't think of any at the moment :embarassed:
Dymetrie
13-07-2006, 17:39
That'd be far too easy young Gilly.
I love the expression he has when he says that though :D
Dymetrie
14-07-2006, 00:18
Me too :D
People keep saying the quotes I'm using are easy. Thats cos if we use difficult ones no-one will get them and the fred will die :(
But Fred did die... in season five! Bloody Alieria :(
Try this - You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Matblack
14-07-2006, 12:35
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
MB
:D
.... in other words, an 'orrible ****.
.... Me.
:D
Hehe I knew Gillys bit, and I knew your bit, I had to google for the bit in the middle and even then it didnt make a whole lot of sense!
This seems to have died for a few days so needs some more attention. :)
I'll give you an easy one for now. The one in my sig. :smiley_down:
"I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"
:cool:
Flibster
17-07-2006, 23:02
This seems to have died for a few days so needs some more attention. :)
I'll give you an easy one for now. The one in my sig. :smiley_down:
Ferris Bueller's Day Off!
Watched it yesterday ;D
My quote:
Nights like this, I miss dating a lesbian.
Simon/~Flibster
Dymetrie
17-07-2006, 23:19
My quote:
Simon/~Flibster
Not even slightly challenging I'm afraid Flib ;)
Dymetrie
18-07-2006, 09:20
here's another one for you all...
I have learned from experience that a modicum of snuff can be most efficacious.
Wasn't that Baron Munchausen?
Admiral Huddy
18-07-2006, 14:55
Wasn't that Baron Munchausen?
Sounds like another one of Mr Vons aliases :)
The thread, it LIVES!!!
Watching this tonight and it's one of my favourite films.
A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. ******'s art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.
Twentieth century games are really nice. Games nowadays are getting boring. I'm more into old school games like this one. Back then, games like these were enough for everyone. It's the same with hackers. It was better when there were few. Then, even the smallest thing left you in the history books. Now, protection is tighter everywhere. Unless you do something really big, no one will know you. That's why I am grateful towards you, seriously. I always wanted to... try being a terrorist.
Try that for size :)
I can say with some certainty that I've never heard that before :S
Matblack
06-10-2006, 19:20
Try that for size :)
Tengoku no tobira
MB
Tengoku no tobira
MB
Indeed it is squire, or "Cowboy Bepop: The Movie" to most of the English speaking world.
So that's why it was familiar :embarassed:
Short Circuit 2 ;D
Los locos kick your ass, Los locos kick your face, Los locos kick your balls into outer spaaaaaace!
It's possibly one of the greatest films of all time. "You will book me, Danno?" :)
The thread, it LIVES!!!!
This has been rolling around in my head all morning hence the thread revival. Its a bit of a fluffy film so if a fella gets this I will be very impressed!!
(to the tune 'you are always on my mind' by Elvis)
Sooomeooone left it ooon the pooooooorch, soooomeone leeeft it ooon the pooooorch!'
:D
Matblack
23-01-2007, 11:59
I know that one but I am too embarassed to post it
MB
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its a great film!!
Kell_ee001
23-01-2007, 13:31
Sooomeooone left it ooon the pooooooorch, soooomeone leeeft it ooon the pooooorch!'
:D
Tonight I'll have to watch that, maybe while having a drink...
Do you like Pina Colada's? And Getting caught in the rain... Pebs? :D
Midnight MARGARITAAAAAAAAS!!
Justsomebloke
23-01-2007, 14:01
How did i miss this spam fest then ?
I'll start with an easy one.
" There is nothing you can do to me that Castro has not already done "
Midnight MARGARITAAAAAAAAS!!
I love that one!
Matblack
23-01-2007, 14:05
How did i miss this spam fest then ?
I'll start with an easy one.
" There is nothing you can do to me that Castro has not already done "
My guess would be Scarface
MB
[deep voice]yeah[/deep voice]
I don't know it :(
Pssssssst. Nor me.
Vaultingslinky
23-01-2007, 21:27
"Who the **** are you"
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
No cheating!
I don't know it :(
Pssssssst. Nor me.
Practical Magic! Lovely film :)
Practical Magic! Lovely film :)
I recognised the midnight margaritas quote but not that one!
Its after they've had margaritas and they all sing the Elvis song, and sandra bullock asks where they got the tequila from :)
Here's mine before I go to bed....
It's payday, boys, come and get it!
This was actually a film quote.....
[deep voice]yeah[/deep voice]
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