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Bought a new Fusion razor (1/2 price) today and a L'Oreal men expert pack (1/3 off) today from boots, got home and looked around the bathroom and realise I have a LOT of cosmetic products. Kinda just bought one, when about half way through i got another one... and then another :shocked:
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8724/img0809ta1.jpg
Hair product at the front left, moisturiser on the right, eau de toilette in the middle back, deodorant middle back (left), shave foam on the back left.
Jesus wept. You could re-enact George's Marvellous Medicine with that lot.
Stan_Lite
05-04-2007, 22:46
Good God man :shocked:
Go out now, get ****faced, fight some hairy biker, watch some rugby and then chuck 90% of those bottles out.
Stan :)
Flibster
05-04-2007, 22:51
:shocked:
Gayer than Julian Clairy!
Matblack
05-04-2007, 23:01
Poof tbh
Throw away the French Connection stuff immediately, its like buying an Armani watch, all label and the contents are the same as you would get in inferior model. Stick with the Nivia or L'Orel at least they actually have some form of active ingredient which might protect your skin. The Simple stuff is OK too and aftershave and hair gel don't count.
MB
My stuff for comparison:
http://www.belmit.co.uk/boatdrinks/pics/metro.JPG
It looked a bit sparse so I threw toothpaste in as well.
The FCUK stuff is mostly eau de toilette at the front, the only other thing is 1 moisturiser, one hair clay paste and one shaving foam.
I don't know when exactly it got like this...it used to be 1 deodorant, 2 eau de toilette. and 1 moisturiser.
Heh, my complete bath kit involves a bottle of Old Spice body wash / shampoo and Old Spice Arctic Fresh pit stick, along with a basic toothbrush and Colgate paste.
Shaving is for sissies that work in offices!! :p
Old Spice! *hails Darrin!* Can you surf and stuff?
Matblack
05-04-2007, 23:39
Not a whole lot of surf in Minnesota!
MB
He uses Old Spice, I dont expect piffling details like that will stop him!
Kell_ee001
06-04-2007, 00:06
;D
Crikey.,... Ray... are you sure you're batting for the right team?! :shocked:
You big girl :p
I've got 1 perfume, 2-3 deodorants, facial moisturiser, foot moisturiser and 5 hair products (which compared to last year is fairly excessive for me ;D but does the trick).
I'd quite like more than 1 perfume at some point but otherwise I have plenty of other stuff :D
No, no surfing. Just lighting smokes off plasma cutters. ;)
And heating my house with a great roaring fire that I lit with one strike of my Zippo. And no paper or other tinder.
It's amazing what a pint of 2-stroke petrol will do, isn't it?
Not a whole lot of surf in Minnesota!
MB
No, but there's always snow skiing behind a truck.... ;)
Is the chest beating and grunting like a caveman coming across the internet well enough? :p
semi-pro waster
06-04-2007, 09:12
Sweet monkey jesus, you must have skin softer than a babys bum with all that gubbins. :p
I have shower gel, deodorant, razor, shaving gel and a couple of aftershaves. Thats it. Actually I've got lots of shower gels and deodorants but they are all Lynx stuff which my granny still gives me although I haven't used Lynx regularly since I was about 12 - I reckon she is trying to tell me something though. ;D
LOL ;D ;D
Even I don't have that much stuff if I include makeup and makeup removal things ;D
Von Smallhausen
06-04-2007, 09:38
:shocked:
Gayer than Julian Clairy!
Julian Clarey is gay ?
semi-pro waster
06-04-2007, 09:52
Julian Clarey is gay ?
Nah, fret not pet, he is still the hunk of manliness he always was, just Ray's collection is gayer than him.
As much as I want to call you a girl, in every photo I see of you you are surrounded by hot women. Either you're doing something right or they're asking for skin care tips ;)
Dude, you're wrong. Coming from me, that's low.
Treefrog
06-04-2007, 11:02
You big girl :p
I've got 1 perfume, 2-3 deodorants, facial moisturiser, foot moisturiser and 5 hair products (which compared to last year is fairly excessive for me ;D but does the trick).
I'd quite like more than 1 perfume at some point but otherwise I have plenty of other stuff :D
I really must read stuff properly instead of skimming it - I read that as 'foof moisturiser' :embarassed:
Dymetrie
06-04-2007, 11:03
Dude, you're wrong. Coming from me, that's low.
;D;D;D
I read that as 'foof moisturiser' :embarassed:
;D ;D Something on your mind Jim? ;D ;D
I really must read stuff properly instead of skimming it - I read that as 'foof moisturiser' :embarassed:
;D
Treefrog
06-04-2007, 11:24
;D ;D Something on your mind Jim? ;D ;D
Err, dunno what you mean? :embarassed:
It's not something that ladies need in my experience - or maybe that's just me? ;)
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