Insults.

[Justsomebloke]

:) Heard this on the radio & reminds of those Black dudes in the US of A that Cuss better than anyone :cool:
Which reminds me it was to win free tickets to a Cussabian (sp?) gig.

Anyways.

You're Mama is so Fat she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac ;D



Please follow suit with your bestest insult. No spoil sports please as this is Comedy Gold to me & i want a reference to these insults :D


O Crap i got the bloody title wrong ;D I really shouldn't puff at this time in the morning :D Only slept for 3 hours a night for the last three nights & a bit spaced anyway to be quite kin honest. Am high on life :cool:

O Yer.
Admin Gods of BD, can you use your omnipresent powers to remove my mispelt title.
Everyone can still laugh at me anyways for being a **** :'( + :p

[Jonny69]

Your mum's tits are so square the milk comes out in cartons.

Your mum's so fat you can slap her thigh and ride the wave in.

I'm here all day folks...

[Lomster]

You're mama's so fat she has her own postcode.

Thats the only one i can think of that hasn't been said already. :)

[Garp]

Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes

Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!

[iCraig]

You're momma is so thin she fell through a drain.

UNEXPECTEDLOLS

[Von Smallhausen]

Yo mamma had so much dick you could make a handrail around the US of A.

[Justsomebloke]

Your papa is so fat his belt size is the Equator

[Kell_ee001]

Yo mama is so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

[Justsomebloke]

I saw your mama kicking a can down the road, i said "What you doing" She said "Moving house"

[mejinks]

Yo mamas so fat, her school photo was an aerial shot!
Yo mamas so fat, when I sleep with her I need a stepladder
Yo mamas so fat, I keep breaking the lights on my back when I sleep with her


Ahhh, takes me back to me schooldays....

[killerkebab]

Your mum is so fat when she goes to a restaurant and sees the menu she says 'yes please'
Your mum is so fat when she weighs herself the reading is 'to be continued...'

[Pheebs]

Your momma's so fat she can stand up and lie down and STILL be the same height!

*giggles*

[Feek]

yo mama's so fat she kick starts jumbo jets.

[Dymetrie]

Yo mama's an astronaught (no, I don't understand it either)...

/Wesley Snipes

[Flibster]

Yo mama's so fat that when she lounges round the house, she lounges ROUND the house...

[Dr. Z]

Yo mamma's had more cocks than John Wayne's gun!

[Wryel]

Yo momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

[Kamikaze_Pigeon]

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the cinema she sits next to EVERYBODY!

[Justsomebloke]

Your Father Smells so bad he turns Right Guard Left :D