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Jonny69
23-07-2007, 13:01
The condiments in my sandwich decided to jetison and attack me this lunchtime. I got English mustard on my eyelid, despite wearing my safety specs, I think my sandwich was trying to blind me. In revenge I mangled it up into a mushy pulp with my bare teeth but it fought back burning the back of my nose with hot mustard fumes. Damn food.
Justsomebloke
23-07-2007, 13:04
Turning it into Crap is a fair Revenge don't you think ;D Just shout at it as you squeeze it out later.
I was attacked by a cheeseburger at work last week. Resulted in me having a Big blob of Tommy sauce on my T shirt for all the customers to stare at whilst i served them :p
Desmo
23-07-2007, 13:04
You sure it wasn't French mustard?
Piggymon
23-07-2007, 13:09
OMG !! You're gonna have hairy eyelids !!1111
Jonny69
23-07-2007, 13:24
Nah it was definitely English mustard. And Colemans, none of this ripped off supermarket malarky. And Piggy I MEAN ZOMG!!! I might have to shave my eyelids. Crisis at Jonny69 Towers.
Daz
23-07-2007, 13:49
It food starts fighting back then I'm ****ed :|
Davey_Pitch
23-07-2007, 15:48
It food starts fighting back then I'm ****ed :|
You and me both :D
Jonny69
23-07-2007, 16:14
I swear that last pringle in the tube threatened me.
Daz
23-07-2007, 16:36
Christ, I got all scared then! I thought you said 'pringle tube' rather than 'pringel in the tube'. Food attacking is one thing, but food packaging/containers? A whole other ball game my friend.

That'd be a good photoshop thread - When food products attack
Jonny69
23-07-2007, 16:53
It shall be so.
Flibster
23-07-2007, 18:13
Christ, I got all scared then! I thought you said 'pringle tube' rather than 'pringel in the tube'. Food attacking is one thing, but food packaging/containers? A whole other ball game my friend.

That'd be a good photoshop thread - When food products attack

Just reminded me of this...

http://www.b3ta.com/board/6360963

;)

Simon/~Flibster