View Full Version : Toilet Humour - in every sense! Text poss NSFW
Comedy genius, and I feel the pain!
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/read.php?f=2&i=3141618&t=3141618&PHPSESSID=30cf846286610800c227e14b8b2fd63a
Flibster
08-08-2007, 23:12
I'm pissing myself here....
Poor sod... 4 times!
Justsomebloke
08-08-2007, 23:17
*stolen quotage*
Author: Agency_Scum
Date: 18/07/07 01:06
Also, please don't try drinking 2 pints of real ale an hour before the 8pm dose ( oh go on ). You'll fart so hard and loud you'll terrify yourself, mind you you will be projectile sh1tting at the time so that might take the edge off the fun.
That thread starts of funny & ends up Hilarious ;D
Good find :cool:
Flibster
08-08-2007, 23:24
*wipes tears of laughter away from his eyes*
POOR SOD!
But sooo funny. :D
Simon/~Flibster
What an eloquent tale! Very funny indeed.
PMSL.. been trying to sit here and not laugh (stan is asleep in the next room over from me) I've literally got tears running down by face both from amusement and the effort involved to not laugh.
Hilarious! The mental images... LOL
I need the loo now...
Having seen the effects of picolax, all I can say is MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, poor sod.
Josh had to suffer the wrath of Agent Picolax aged about 9 months when they unplumbed his colostomy bag and reconnected his bum hole.
Poor little bugger managed to smile while drinking nothing but Diarolyte and then almost immediatly losing it out through the knackered plumbing in his belly.
Treefrog
10-08-2007, 12:29
Nobel Prize for Literature material there methinks ;D
Exhausting reading, I feel like I was with him every step of the way!!! :D
If you liked that one, try this:
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/farting/
Mostly NSFW due to swearing, but also because you have to restrain the laughter. A couple of times yesterday I had to fake a sneeze because I'd just burst out laughing. :embarassed:
leowyatt
10-08-2007, 14:04
The best bit was in the lift ;) it's no surprise really as strange things happen in Fazakerley :p
I....Cant.....Breathe.....
*collapses*
Awww poor bloke ;D
That stuff is evil. Like fay said our poor joshie had to have it through a drip. Poor baby :(
Here is a pic of him after he had to go through that evil stuff and the op.
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9563/1000113rg1.jpg
He was so happy to be allowed to drink milk again :)
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