Blankety Blank

[Kamikaze_Pigeon]

Ladies and gentlem of this fine forum...I am requesting your help...

Can you come up with some amusing (but not too vulgar) blankety blank type sentences.

I'm using them on the front of faxes that I send to my minions.......this makes sure that they fax me back showing that they got the fax...if that makes sense....

No Blankety blank chequebooks and pens to give out...sorry!

so....

Blankety blank, blankety blank <boom boom>, Blankety blank, blankety blank <boom boom>

[BBx]

I can't remember what format the questions were in?

Any examples you can give? :)

Good idea btw!

BB x

[Kamikaze_Pigeon]

thanks, something like......

Count Monty du Pont was so short that instead of sending him to the guilotine he was sent to the <BLANK>

[Jonny69]

My mother in law smelled so bad next doors son decided to post a BLANK through their letterbox...

Any good? :)

[BBx]

'Britney Spears has been having such a traumatic time recently in the papers; so much so that she dramatically shaved her <BLANK>'

:D

BB x

[Desmo]

You are so **** at your job, next time you **** up I'm going to <blank> you with a <blank>

:D

[Kamikaze_Pigeon]

You are so **** at your job, next time you **** up I'm going to <blank> you with a <blank>

:D

YES...my new warning FAX :D

thanks guys, keep them coming.....:D

[Von Smallhausen]

Eeee, our Desmo. He had one too many beers and a curry that he couldn't tell his blank from his elbow.

Thats an impressive katana you have there Mr Shinagawa, it looks sharp enough to lop off any mans blank.

An embarassed Mr Blair said that the only reason Leo came along was due to a combination of bad light and sticking it up the wrong blank.

He looked at my the wrong way said Feek, so I shot the blank.

[Goose]

"The door was blocked at the front, so the postman took it up the <blank>"