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My brain thoughts yester when painting:
Me: *some random choon*
"hmMMmMHmmmMMMmMmMMMMMMMMMMMhm hm hm hmMM hMhm hm hmMMMm"
Brain: "belly feels bloated"
Me: *wibbles and looks at belly... sticks it out as far as poss with hands behind butt and looks in mirror*
"mmf mff MmmMMF... MMFY MMMFY MMF"
*swings backwards and forwards*
"MmF mMMF MMFF"
Brain: "hehehehe... I look PREGGERS"
Me: *shoves towel up belly*
Brain: "doobie doo preggy preggy"
Me: *Wibbles and jiggles some more*
"Wibble wibbley wibbley me hehehe"
Brain: "I wouldn't want to be pregnant... things bad happen like piles and tearing and things"
Me: *looks in the mirror... frowns at fake preggers belly... pops it out from t-shirt*
"POP"
Brain: "heh... that's kinda how I was born... *POP*... hehehe"
Me: *looks at towel*
Brain: "OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN UP MY MUMS FOOF AND POPPED OUT OF IT"
Me:"WAAAAAAAGH"
*looks disgusted at herself in the mirror, throws towel down on the floor and backs away*
I think I managed to scar myself :'(
Men with white coats, in here please!
;D
Men with white coats, in here please!
;D
I'm with you there Feek
Pheebs, erm, er, erm ......
*runs*
Piggymon
27-08-2007, 18:42
Aww bless *pats Pheebs on the head* ;D
Kell_ee001
27-08-2007, 18:59
LOL! ;D
*hugs*
Treefrog
27-08-2007, 19:01
I'll have two of whatever you've been having please Pheebs ;)
errrm... Ok.....
Its good to get these thoughts out instead of bottling them up apparently. (thats what my psychiatrist said anyway)
/me backs away smiling, whilst looking for a strait jacket... :evil:
/me wonders what must have been going through Pheebs' brain after eight days of sleep deprivation.
On second thoughts, maybe I don't want to know. ;D ;D
Oh come off it people! You all think like this too, I have no doubt, you just don't admit it or realise!! Listen to yourself next time you're just sat there randomly thinking! I canny be the only one who has sporadic thoughts like so!
It's like the whole "willy" thing? When you're just stood there in a crowd of people and think "CHRIST... I'm stood in between a load of willies... like... literally!"
That happened to me at the cottage meet. I had to leave the room pronto as I started staring at peoples crotches :(
Oooh that's why you were staring there... I just thought you were wondering if your sock would fit again....
Oooh that's why you were staring there... I just thought you were wondering if your sock would fit again....
Has it grown?!!?!?!?!
:shocked:
Only when I think of you ;)
Brain: "heh... that's kinda how I was born... *POP*... hehehe"
Ha! Windows update 'popped' just as I read that! Dat is mental.
Said it before and I'll say it again - I love you Clare ;D ;D ;D
Oh come off it people! You all think like this too, I have no doubt, you just don't admit it or realise!! Listen to yourself next time you're just sat there randomly thinking! I canny be the only one who has sporadic thoughts like so!
Nothing unusual about having random thoughts. Considering "me" and "my brain" as distinct entities which have a conversation between themselves would be a different matter all together though.
I can't say I've had the thought of being surrounded by willies but I did have a moment a few weeks ago when I thought to myself "I'm surrounded by flanges" and then I realised I was in the flange isle at B&Q :D
Stan_Lite
28-08-2007, 10:14
I can't say I've had the thought of being surrounded by willies but I did have a moment a few weeks ago when I thought to myself "I'm surrounded by flanges" and then I realised I was in the flange isle at B&Q :D
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
I can't say I've had the thought of being surrounded by willies but I did have a moment a few weeks ago when I thought to myself "I'm surrounded by flanges" and then I realised I was in the flange isle at B&Q :D
Near enough the same happened to me, only I was talking to the Welsh rugby team at the time:(
Near enough the same happened to me, only I was talking to the Welsh rugby team at the time:(
You mean surrounded by c**ts? ;D ;D
Nothing unusual about having random thoughts. Considering "me" and "my brain" as distinct entities which have a conversation between themselves would be a different matter all together though.
But but but... I do things which my brain tells me to do - or I don't! That makes a brain and a me surely? :undecided:
Flange aisle?!?! What the heck is the flange aisle!?! :shocked:
Oh and hunny - YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY THAT WORD! EVEN BLANKED OUT! Bad boy. Bad bad boy.
Huhuhuh. Dee doesn't like that word either but, thanks to me I'd like to think, she says it more than she thinks she does now :D
I say it so much I'm desensitised to it which means I no longer find it offensive. I suggest you all do the same so we can live without fear. :D
Treefrog
29-08-2007, 12:46
Naah, tis a word with a very distinct meaning. Nothing else comes close in terms of expressing your 'dislike' for something/someone. It should be restricted to only the most deserving of cases.
I'm desensitised to it
*Fnar*
Naah, tis a word with a very distinct meaning. Nothing else comes close in terms of expressing your 'dislike' for something/someone. It should be restricted to only the most deserving of cases.
I've only used it once in anger, it was the only word that came close to describing how I felt. The person it was aimed at knew exactly how much I hate the word and therefore knew how pissed off I really was.
You do get desensitised to it, a few people I know use it every second word and you do stop hearing it. I still wont say it though. *polishes halo*
I never say it and i haven't got angry enough to say it yet.
Fay says it at least once a week. bad bad boy.
Treefrog
30-08-2007, 03:19
I've only used it once in anger, it was the only word that came close to describing how I felt. The person it was aimed at knew exactly how much I hate the word and therefore knew how pissed off I really was.
Exactly. You use it all the time and it's just background noise. And when you rarely swear (like me) and then put for or five 'f's in a sentence then people tend to sit up and take notice :D
Fay says it at least once a week. bad bad boy.
Fay gets called it at least once a day, by bad people.
I love that word. I love it so much I save it up for special occasions.
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