Zirax
27-08-2007, 22:23
Is best served by my dads old motor.
Well earlier today I was down the gym. When I left I noticed one of the trainers was leaving and stopped to have a chat. As I walked back past a group of chavs sitting on a table they thought it was funny to blow smoke in my face :angry: Now I had borrowed my dads '92 309 diesel to head down there and it was parked infront of them, so I got in.
Hmmm, this old diesel might need some extra to get it going
*pump* on the accelerator :evil:
Hmmm, I doubt that'll be enough *pump* *pump* *pump* :evil::evil:
I think it might just need to lean on the accelerator a tad while it starts.
*click*
VRRRROOOMM!! mwahahaha :evil:
Cue the thickest dark black cloud of soot out the back and they literally disappear in the rear view mirror. After laughing hysterically and hearing them coughing I calmly drive home.
It would never have had the same effect in a petrol :D The look on one of their faces just before they disappeared will make me smile for a fair while
Well earlier today I was down the gym. When I left I noticed one of the trainers was leaving and stopped to have a chat. As I walked back past a group of chavs sitting on a table they thought it was funny to blow smoke in my face :angry: Now I had borrowed my dads '92 309 diesel to head down there and it was parked infront of them, so I got in.
Hmmm, this old diesel might need some extra to get it going
*pump* on the accelerator :evil:
Hmmm, I doubt that'll be enough *pump* *pump* *pump* :evil::evil:
I think it might just need to lean on the accelerator a tad while it starts.
*click*
VRRRROOOMM!! mwahahaha :evil:
Cue the thickest dark black cloud of soot out the back and they literally disappear in the rear view mirror. After laughing hysterically and hearing them coughing I calmly drive home.
It would never have had the same effect in a petrol :D The look on one of their faces just before they disappeared will make me smile for a fair while