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Feek
29-08-2007, 09:28
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from North-western University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.
Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Belmit
29-08-2007, 09:30
I like to think it was.

Pebs
29-08-2007, 11:26
Beautiful story.

Desmo
29-08-2007, 13:47
I think Mkele Mbembe killed the elephants child and that's why the elephant was angry.

Justsomebloke
29-08-2007, 14:02
Damn those Elephants, they all look the Bleeding same :p

Feek
29-08-2007, 14:07
When he realised what was happening, he should have made a trunk call and reversed the charge.

Belmit
29-08-2007, 14:10
Tsk!

Mark
29-08-2007, 14:21
I see what you did there, both of you. ;D

Matblack
29-08-2007, 16:03
Whats grey and has 4 legs and a trunk?

MB

Kell_ee001
29-08-2007, 16:08
A 4 legged grey trunked thing?

Matblack
29-08-2007, 16:17
A mouse, going on holiday

MB

Feek
29-08-2007, 17:24
What's brown and has four legs and a trunk?

Treefrog
29-08-2007, 17:31
What's brown and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse coming back off holiday :)

\o/

Feek
29-08-2007, 17:34
*waits*

Treefrog
29-08-2007, 18:06
Rincewind and Twoflower?

semi-pro waster
29-08-2007, 19:38
*waits*

An elephant after a mudbath?

Feek
29-08-2007, 19:46
No, fools! Treefrog was right, but there's a natural next question which I'm waiting for..

Treefrog
30-08-2007, 03:21
No, fools! Treefrog was right, but there's a natural next question which I'm waiting for..
"How did the airline manage to get the mouse and the trunk to the same destination?"

Is that it? ;)