Sods Law

[Pebs]

I hate sods law. It smells.

I was in tescos last night with the kids at 7pm. Noone had had any dinner, I was feeling like poo and looked like a bag lady with birds nest hair and big black bags under my eyes, I was stressed out with the kids (why can't kids just walk, in a straight line? WHy do they have to dance and jump and squeal and spin and act like chimpanzees?). I had a basket full of pizzas and a ready meal for me and I literally walked into my personal trainer who I havent been to for a couple of weeks now (and it shows!) She was, of course, looking fabulous. There isnt any way to hide pizzas and a cottage pie under a box of tampons and a malt loaf. I know, I tried.

[Treefrog]

Awww, Pebs *huggles*

I was chatting up a drop dead gorgeous brunette at a party once and (don't ask me how) talking how specific the AIDS virus is and how I thought it was likely to have been engineered. Then she told me she was doing post-grad work in Genetics at Brunel Uni.

D'oh!

[Nutcase]

Was at thorpe park today (yay!) with my friend who's a personal trainer. Watched her eat an entire large whopper meal.

Hope that makes you feel better? Ok, maybe not the I was at TP bit... :p

[Roberta]

When I'm in the all you can eat chinese and see one of my clients..."You ain't seen me, right?"

*taps nose*