Lopez.

[Feek]

Is a God.

That is all.

[Goose]

Do we have to sacrifice people to keep him happy? Can I blame poor crop on him?

[Daz]

Why does he allow bad things to happen and then people tell me he loves me?

[Fayshun]

Does this mean I have to confess to him?

:eep:

[Dymetrie]

/me is an atheist

Does this mean that Lopez doesn't exist to me anymore? That sucks.

[Tak]

I'm more inclined to believe in polytheism - does this mean there is more than one Lopez? :shocked: :shocked:

[Daz]

Do people worship false Lopez's?

[Dymetrie]

Do people worship false Lopez's?

And would they be stoned to death for doing so?

[Stan_Lite]

I'll listen for the call to prayers tonight.

The chant should now be "Lopezhu akbar"

[Feek]

Can I blame poor crop on him?

If that's the case, is he responsible for the bread price rises?

[Admiral Huddy]

I love Lopez.. I want to shave his buttocks!

[killerkebab]

Is there really a Lopez?

[Pebs]

Where is your Lopez now?

[Admiral Huddy]

Where is your Lopez now?

Ok, I think i'm being totally blonde here but am I missing something?

:D

[Mark]

All hail Lopez...

http://www.ouroboros.me.uk/img/07/09/Lopez.png

[Fayshun]

I love Lopez.. I want to shave his buttocks!
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Muban]

Behind every male God, ther is an even greater female God!!!

All hail Lostkat!!!!

[Dymetrie]

Behind every male God, ther is an even greater female God!!!

All hail Lostkat!!!!

*adds Lostkat to his ignore list as well*

[killerkebab]

Behind every male God, ther is an even greater female God!!!

All hail Lostkat!!!!HERETIC!

[Matblack]

I'm an athiest, however I do believe in Leon :/

MB

[Roberta]

Leon = Noel backwards.

Curiouser and curiouser.

[Stan_Lite]

I'm an athiest, however I do believe in Leon :/

MB

Oxymoron, Matthew?

[Daz]

Leon = Noel backwards.

Curiouser and curiouser.
I hear he has a Crinkley Bottom....

[Roberta]

That'll be the weight of his christmas baubles.

[Feek]

I hear he has a Crinkley Bottom....

Blasphemy!

[Pheebs]

TURN WATER INTO WIIIIIIIINE TURN WATER INTO WIIIIIIIINE!

*runs off to pray at his fisting friend Lopez*

:D

[Treefrog]

[Dave Allen]
Goodnight, and may your López go with you.
[/Dave Allen]

[lostkat]

I'm more inclined to believe in polytheism - does this mean there is more than one Lopez? :shocked: :shocked:
Oh Christ..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! :undecided:


Behind every male God, ther is an even greater female God!!!

All hail Lostkat!!!!
And you're going straight to heaven, my child ;)

[Will]

Leon = Noel = Christmas in frog.... Hmmmm

Lopez has always been among the gods in my eyes, right by my side ;)

[Lopez]

:embarassed:

[Feek]

Shag off out of here you, this is spalling well about you, not for you to participate :) :p

Anyway, being omnipotent you can read without opening the thread.

[Wryel]

If Lopez is a god, does that mean I have to masturbate in his house?

[Fayshun]

If Lopez is a god, does that mean I have to masturbate in his house?
Dude, I've just had breakfast, this is not a picture I want in my head!

*NURSE, THE MIND BLEACH*

[Belmit]

God is a ****!

Wait, I'm not sure I've got it.

[lostkat]

God is a ****!

Wait, I'm not sure I've got it.Hehehe sounds about right :p

Leon's not the messiah (close enough)! He's a very naughty boy!!! :D

[Pheebs]

/me thinks feeky heard lostkat calling out "oh god" to leon in the bedroom at a meet... henceforth making leon "god".

;)

[Dymetrie]

/me thinks feeky heard lostkat calling out "oh god" to leon in the bedroom at a meet... henceforth making leon "god".

;)

Was that NYE when he shaved his gay cop moustache into a hitler moustache?

[Von Smallhausen]

[woman reaching orgasm]
' OH MY LOPEZ '
[/woman reaching orgasm]

[Wryel]

I finished the deed the other day and said: 'Well, there's only one word for that!'

(See sig for her response)

[Feek]

Lopez is still a God.

There is no more.

[lostkat]

What's he done for you this time? :p

[A Place of Light]

Leon = Noel Edwards.

REALLY?

[Dazzy_G]

So Feek, duth thy gods work... of worked?