Bad Jokes..

[Admiral Huddy]

ok.. I'll start..

Why are pirates pirates..?





cos they RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


old ones are the best but when i heard that last week, I could just hear pheeeebs telling it with a west "conry" accent :P

[Jasper]

what's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?






























AIDS

[Roberta]

One from my beloved.

A man takes his wife to the doctor.
'I'm afraid it's bad news,' says the doctor 'It's either AIDS or Alzheimers.'
'How do I know which it is?' asks the man.
'That's easy. Drive her to the middle of nowhere and if she finds her way back don't f*** her.'

[Admiral Huddy]

One from my beloved.

A man takes his wife to the doctor.
'I'm afraid it's bad news,' says the doctor 'It's either AIDS or Alzheimers.'
'How do I know which it is?' asks the man.
'That's easy. Drive her to the middle of nowhere and if she finds her way back don't f*** her.'

;D

[Treefrog]

One from my beloved.
Excellent! ;D ;D ;D

[BBx]

Not sure I find those funny apart from the first one.

Are bad jokes supposed to be funny aswell? :huh:

BB x

[Wryel]

Not sure I find those funny apart from the first one.

Are bad jokes supposed to be funny aswell? :huh:

BB x

Depends how bad your sense of humour is.....

[Belmit]

My favouritest bad joke:


What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

[mejinks]

My favouritest bad joke:


What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!


How appropriate coming from you Mr B.;D

Whats red and invisible?





























No tomatoes
(sureal humour isn't something im into, it just made me laugh)

[Kell_ee001]

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"




and....





Toilet paper instructions...

Whats dumb?
Instructions on toilet paper.

Whats even dumber?
Reading them.

Whats dumbest of all?
Realising you've been doing it wrong!